some fun

[Bob S.]

Let's have some fun here. Fill in the end of the phrase below (apologies to Jeff Foxworthy):

You might be a nudist if...


Bob S.

[Bob S.]

Let's have some fun here. Fill in the end of the phrase below (apologies to Jeff Foxworthy):

You might be a nudist if...


Bob S.

[TXK NUDE]

...you can't find your swim trunks to go to the local pool with your church group.

...you potty train your kids by 6 months so they can go in the pool at the club.

...you forget how to put underwear on.

...You never remember what size dress you wear.

...your summer vacation trip zigzags across the map--from resort to resort.

...you never watch for the latest fashion trends.

...your idea of putting on the nines is a wide brim hat and flip flops.

"your idea of being dressed is wearing a hat, sunglasses and sandles."

"you hate even putting on a shirt."

"you also hate putting anything on to answer the door or get the mail."