Nudity causing accidents

my wife was throwoing out some small rugs to be shook out and she was hideing behind the door as she did it. she said she didnt want to cause an accident on the road.(just 50 ft away)

we had a good laugh so i want to pose the question, has anyone experience an accident in the making caused by someone seeing you ore someone else naked.

either a car wreck,bike wreck, tripping, walking into something, dropping something, doing something all wrong, having a heart attack, what ever. please post your stories for all to enjoy.

my wife was throwoing out some small rugs to be shook out and she was hideing behind the door as she did it. she said she didnt want to cause an accident on the road.(just 50 ft away)

we had a good laugh so i want to pose the question, has anyone experience an accident in the making caused by someone seeing you ore someone else naked.

either a car wreck,bike wreck, tripping, walking into something, dropping something, doing something all wrong, having a heart attack, what ever. please post your stories for all to enjoy.

[walter05]

A couple of years ago I was almost in an accident.

There was an apartment on the northwest corner of Drayton and 37th street in Savannah. There was a beautiful blond that decided to sun herself naked on the second floor. She stood up to turn over.

I was stopped at the light. For a moment while distracted, I took my foot off of the brake. If it was not for a well timed horn I would have been in an accident.

[Big-Thinker]

I must admit, I looked real stupid, once running over a curb while delivering pizza in my early 20's, being distracted by skimpily-clad college girls. They were not nude however.

On a more nudity-related item, I saw a man wreck his bicyle as several girls in a sorority "mooned" the street for at least 5 minutes, while chanting something. It was quite unusual, and my only guess is that it was some sort of initiation/hazing, as there were a couple of supervising, non-mooning sorority members present. This was in "broad daylight" and nearly across from the city police station.

I think I had read once (couldn't locate the article) about a man in California who had painted nude statues in his yard, so that they looked like actual nude people at a glance. If I remember right, the city made him take them away because they were causing accidents or deemed likely to.

[missouriboy]

In one of our nude cruises on a Carnival Fun Ship, my wife and I were seated by the railing in the cafeteria for lunch. I was facing the supermarket-type automatic glass doors leading out to the pool area, which was loaded with nude bathers. One of the uniformed bus-boys (in his 20s at least) was entering the doorway, obviously *not* "eyes-front," and walked right into the side of the door-frame, ka-WHAP, and almost dropped his tray. He then recovered and came on through the doorway, muttering to himself, and I hope he didn't see me almost snickering at him from 15-20 feet away. HAR!

[NakedGary]

Well not nude but this really happened and fits the season about being distracted.

Thats Very funny, To bad you didn't doctor the photo and put a naked chick in it, now THAT would be funny... guy sees naked woman in dead of winter, slips on roof gets tangled in lights hangs upside down and passes out.

that would fit the topic better too.
then you could claim the November fools prise.

[harveym]

Here is a way to prevent accidents using nudity:

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