Top 11 Reasons to Go to Work Naked.....

[Home Nudist]

1 - Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your butt in here by 8:00 AM !"

2 - Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.

3 - Inventive way to finally meet that hunk/doll in Human Resources.

4 - "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."

5 - To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.

6 - You want to see if it's like the dream.

7 - So that, with a little help from Muzak, you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.

8 - People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.

9 - Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

10- Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.

11 - No one steals your chair.
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[NakedSailor]

Very funny! I do wonder about that dream thing............

[Rick_42]

My kids went on vacation to Key West over the Thanksgiving holiday and brought me back a sign listing those reasons. I haven't taken it to work but it is proudly displayed on the door of my man-cave.

[NoCollarWorker]

As someone who goes to work naked nearly every day (nude telecommuter), I get a chuckle from this list, but the reality is even more humorous.

How many times I have thought to myself, while laying out by the pool soaking up some warm July sunshine in the nude listening in during a boring conference call, "If they only knew...!"

And if any of my staff knew that nearly every time they have spoken to me over the phone in the last six years, I haven't had a stitch of clothing on, they would certainly have a lot different opinion of me than the straight-arrow, 'normal' guy they think they have as their boss.

But it sure does make a day at 'work' much more pleasant! And the uniform is the same one I wear to sleep at night!

Later,

Mike

[naturistoftheyear]

Now I get visions of Steve Carrell doing a nude conference call in an episode of The Office!

[almclatchie]

Would love to go to work naked but being a taxi driver might make some people a bit uncomfortable. Especially the kids I take to school each day. Pity, it would make the job alot more enjoyable.

[nakedjohn]

No laundry to do, when you get home.