Something funny happened on the way to the forums.

[nacktman]

Just another thread to post jokes and funny pictures on.

Here's one to start with.

Please add you own joke or picture.

[nudeM]

Now, that's a real 'shocker'. http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/idea3.gif

[NakedGary]

Ah wiggler’s

[NakedGary]

No skinny dipping!

[nacktman]

Well, waddya know?!?!

[barebum]

Cool jokes!

[nacktman]

Ever felt like this? (http://joeschwartz.net/extras/lyrics/naked.htm)

[nakedjohn]

Very funny.

[Fuzzy Nuts]

Hey that was a great one - sad thing I kept thinking he was singing about me!

[K and C]

Very good Nackt. Thanks for posting that.

[nacktman]

If you must insist on accuracy ...

[nacktman]

Admit it, this one's funny!

[nacktman]

Don't you just love a warped sense of humor?

[nacktman]

Now, That's bad!

[OZJames]

An ACTUAL sign I saw in Italy

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[Sauna]

This was exellent sign in four languages with only one minor error

[tiger79]

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r258/tiger79pics/4hsri47.jpg

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<span class="ev_code_grey">Click here (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r258/tiger79pics/Christmas06076.jpg) to see a large version of my avatar pic of Sorobon Beach Resort.</span>

[shãybare]

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These are all just too funny for my mind to accept all at once. Must read slowly over a period of days.

[krcNY]

Great Jokes and signs. http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/laugh.gif

[PascoDoug]

My dear departed aunt took this photo in AZ sometime in the 70's or early 80's:

[Nudeinbama]

I don't have a picture of it, but somewhere along I-65 near Nashville, there's a large sign posted that says "Great Tatoo's done, while you wait". And we would have it done any other way?
Nudeinbama

[grl66]

So, would you hire him?

[grl66]

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[grl66]

Always thinking of others...

[nacktman]

Here's HONESTY in advertising for you! http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/laugh.gif

[Naturist Mark]

When life gives you lemons - make lemonade.
When life dumps 11 feet of snow on you ...

[nacktman]

Finally the true picture of FauxNews comes out ...

[grl66]

You work it out

[nacktman]

Economics 101: The 'Real' World.

[nacktman]

Duck Hunting!

[shomymojo]

AARP Edition Harley

[nacktman]

My favorite T-Shirt at the moment.

[shomymojo]

great T

[nifocinphx]

another T-Shirt

[nacktman]

It's going to be a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad day when you hear this ...

[harveym]

Why they have fewer illegal's in the North:



The Montana Border Patrol.

[nacktman]

Can you relate?

[hairyhomer]

Daily Affirmations for the Unstable


* I no longer need to punish, deceive or compromise myself. Unless, of course, I want to stay employed.

* A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem.

* As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I can get in touch with my Inner Sociopath.

* I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.

* Today, I will gladly share my experience and advice, for there are no sweeter words than "I told you so."

* I need not suffer in silence while I can still moan, whimper and complain.

* As I learn the innermost secrets of the people around me, they reward me in many ways to keep me quiet.

* I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault.

* I honor my personality flaws, for without them I would have no personality at all.

* Joan of Arc heard voices too.

* When someone hurts me, forgiveness is cheaper than a lawsuit. But not nearly as gratifying.

* The first step is to say nice things about myself. The second, to do nice things for myself. The third, to find someone to buy me nice things.

* As I learn to trust the universe, I no longer need to carry a gun.

* Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day watching TV. Instead I will move my TV into the bedroom.

* Who can I blame for my own problems? Give me just a minute... I'll find someone.

* Why should I waste my time reliving the past when I can spend it worrying about the future?

* I will find humor in my everyday life by looking for people I can laugh at.

* I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them.

HairyHomer http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/cool4.gif

[Red Baron]

Hey Nackt:

Love them huntin' ducks! http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/wink3.gif

[nacktman]

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[MJ_KC]

Here is a link to one of the wildest roads that I have seen. It is in Tennessee and North Carolina and there are a lot of pictures of what happens when a big truck goes down this road.

http://tailofthedragon.com/dragon_trucks.html

[picco]

nice site mj-kc
makes you think before going round a blind bend fast!

[hw]

UN (http://archive.patriotpost.us/uploadedfiles/imagegallery4610fa6f1d988.jpg)

[nacktman]

Been down that road a many a time MJ and I never thought it as being all that bad of a jaunt.

[nacktman]

The designing of the arse.

[nacktman]

Groupies.

[nacktman]

This was just able to be publicly released:

Back on September 10, 2001 a woman walks into an "Adult Bar" in Washington DC to see two men sitting in the corner ogling the naked exotic male dancers on stage and talking to themselves.

She is shocked at who they appeared to be.
As she saddles up to the bar she asks the Barman, "Is that who I think it is over in the corner?"

"Yea," the Barman replied in a droll tone, "That's the president and the secretary of defense, all right."

The woman fascinated at this chance to meet her idols walks over to them and says, "It's an honor to meet you both in this of all places, I want to shake your hands." "What are you guys doing here anyway?"

"We are just planning World War Three" replied George, "we plan to kill 140 million Muslims and a blonde with a huge rack!"

"What!" "Why would you kill blonde with a huge rack!", the flabbergasted woman gasped.

"See, I told you one one would care about 140 million Muslims, George", Donald said.

[nacktman]

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[MJ_KC]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by nacktman:
Been down that road a many a time MJ and I never thought it as being all that bad of a jaunt. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Have you ever met any of these big trucks? Not my idea of a good thing to see coming around a blind curve.

[nacktman]

Met a few, MJ.
Always good for adrenaline rush ... and at five miles per hour or less those rushes are a wee bit hard to come by! http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/wink3.gif

[nacktman]

You've all heard the expression before ...

[OZJames]

I think I must take up golf for safety reasons

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[Tampanude]

LOL !!!!

Great suff, folks !

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