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SpiderThug
02-25-2008, 05:21 PM
There I was, sitting on the thunderbox in the morning today exercising the muscles on the ceramic altar and what happens? The flamin' part that slips into the door frame decides that it doesn't want to work any more.

I was sitting there for about an hour when a couple builders or handymen(whatever they were) turned up at the beckoning of the real estate to release me from Sewerhouse Security.

When the door was opened, I opened the door fully, walking out to greet the fella stark raving naked. He dropped his eyes to the floor quickly. As I passed through the kitchen, the other fella didn't seem to care at all keeping eye contact with me the whole time. Since one of them did look a bit uncomfortable, I threw on some rags after washing the old paws.

Now, we're just waiting for them to return sometime in the next 1,000 years to replace the door thingy.

Zorro
02-26-2008, 12:19 PM
"Dunny"... now there's a word I haven't heard since I moved from Australia! Sorry about the door though... hope it gets fixed soon!

fre2bnude
02-29-2008, 12:47 AM
I enjoyed the story, you should get a job as a scriptwriter for "Neighbours" it might make them more interesting.

Balloon_Artist
02-29-2008, 07:49 AM
:laugh::laugh::laugh:

What could you do if you were nude in your home and become trapped? Good story. :D