Caption Contest!!

[Qikdraw]

http://images.dailykos.com/images/user/3/LincolnDiazBalart_Bush.jpg

Post a caption that would appear under this photo in a newspaper. The rules are it has to be funny, and clean.

Post other pics of Obama, Biden, McCain and Palin so the game gets bigger , and a real picture, not retouched or a drawing. If multiple pics are added make sure to quote the picture you are adding a caption for.

This is just for fun, and not meant to be partisian or mean, so please keep it that way.

[Qikdraw]

http://images.dailykos.com/images/user/3/LincolnDiazBalart_Bush.jpg


One of these days Alice... One of these days....

[Naked in SATX]

http://images.dailykos.com/images/user/3/LincolnDiazBalart_Bush.jpg


I told you, "No more textile functions!" I gotta get out of these clothes.

[usmc1]

http://images.dailykos.com/images/user/3/LincolnDiazBalart_Bush.jpg



No, no, no. I'm telling you that if you do it this way, straight up, rather than horizontal it is not the "terrorist fist bump".

Horizontal?, It means sideways, Dubya, sideways, dang it!

[lordshipmayhem]

http://images.dailykos.com/images/user/3/LincolnDiazBalart_Bush.jpg


"I never realized that the White House was just a tent..."

[GrayWolf]

"I'm telling you, if you say the economy is doing fine just one more time I really will hit you Mr. President."

[nimrod]

http://images.dailykos.com/images/user/3/LincolnDiazBalart_Bush.jpg
Yes, I think this is the size of his brain.

[Qikdraw]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2211/2281198435_1256a621b8.jpg?v=0

[jon71]

O.K. sweetie, let's pretent that red car over there is McCain.

[nudeM]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2211/2281198435_1256a621b8.jpg?v=0

"Just close your eyes and everything will be just fine. The end is in sight."

[Procrastinator]

http://images.dailykos.com/images/user/3/LincolnDiazBalart_Bush.jpg

Let me knock some sense into you!

[LamontCranston]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2211/2281198435_1256a621b8.jpg?v=0

Go-Kart Diplomacy: "Full speed and hang on, this might be a jolt!"

[usmc1]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2211/2281198435_1256a621b8.jpg?v=0
You think this is fun, honey? Wait 'til we go after them with snowmobiles!

[LamontCranston]

http://images.dailykos.com/images/user/3/LincolnDiazBalart_Bush.jpg

"Yes, Mr. President... with $700 billion we can build you a fine library down in Crawford. Nucular Dude!"

[usmc1]

Drop the soap, drop the soap, c'mon, drop the soap.


http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/443/slide_443_10841_large.jpg

[Naturist Mark]

<center>With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound
He pulls the spitting high tension wires down

Helpless people on a subway train
Scream bug-eyed as he looks in on them

He picks up a bus and he throws it back down
As he wades through the buildings toward the center of town

Oh no, they say hes got to go
Go go godzilla, yeah
Oh no, there goes tokyo
Go go godzilla, yeah

History shows again and again
How nature points up the folly of men (http://www.blueoystercult.com/)

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/443/slide_443_10841_large.jpg
http://images.amazon.com/images/G/01/books/Comics/Calvin3.gif</center>

[Qikdraw]

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/443/slide_443_10841_large.jpg

Who farted?

You decide.

[Quietman1951]

http://images.dailykos.com/images/user/3/LincolnDiazBalart_Bush.jpg



Yes, I did quote former President Nixon on the Laugh In Show. He said, "Sock it to me?"

[Skinview]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2211/2281198435_1256a621b8.jpg?v=0

When I am President, everyone will be required to drive cars this size.

[Naturist Mark]

When I am President, everyone will be required to drive cars this size.

That would be totally awesome!