Naturist Halloween Costumes

[sdson]

Okay, here's a fun question. What type of costumes do naturists wear to celebrate Halloween? I thinking mostly body paints and accessories instead of textile costumes.
For example I have a gladiator costume I'm wearing to a textile celebration. To give this a naturist spin I suppose I'd just wear the helmut, and carry the shield and sword. That's it, nothing else. What are your imaginative ideas?

[Home Nudist]

You could always throw your penis over your shoulder and go as a gas pump! :rofl:

(Dream on!) :p

[jon71]

I saw an "Adam and Eve" at Wal-wart. It's just a flesh colored unitard with fake fig leaves.

[NudeAl]

I dressed as a devil one year. I painted my body red had a glue on mask with horns and a long black cape. I drove to the private party I was going to that way it was great! Only bad thing about body paint you have to be really careful what you touch with your body and you can't get in the hot tub.

[vanesa1017]

I am going as Mia Hamm this year, as I have a jersey of hers, some soccer shorts, shoes, headband, the whole thing. If I were going to a nude Halloween party I could go with just the headband, shoes and shin guards I guess. :p

I will keep that in mind for whenever I get invited to a clothing optional Halloween get together.

[Navigator]

I thought about cutting the top and bottom off of a cardboard box that is 2 feet on each side. Then I was going to attach suspenders to the front and back and wear it to the party...naked underneath...with "The Bailout of Wealthy Bankers Cost Me the Shirt Off My Back!" painted on all sides of it.

But, we decided that's probably too political and not understood by most people who don't even know what happened in that Congressional debacle a few weeks ago. Plus, I wouldn't be able to sit down in it and I'd have to stand for the whole party.

So...I'm wearing a women's cheap nylon wig, bright blue, and one of my wife's light tropical print dresses made out of a bright thin pareau like fabric....naked underneath of course. It's actually a swimsuit coverup type of dress. I'll be able to sit down in it but I'll have to be careful.:eek:

None of our friends see me as the dress wearing type so I should be a hit.:D

[GrayWolf]

We're going to our club's dance this weekend as gangsters. I'll wear a balck hat, white tie and black suit coat. Wife will wear the same except white coat and hat. We'll loose the coats fairly soon and then be properly dressed.

[Landlord]

I'm considering going out as a red antherium, using body paint only <Naughty Grin>.

[Fitz1980]

Naked vampires can always work, same with naked zombies.

[nudepaulc]

In college, I won first prize in the costume contest at an All-College Halloween Party when I went as a nudist. I wore a sheet like a ghost to the party and then when we went up on the stage to be introduced as contestants I dropped the sheet. There was alot of clapping and a few whistles. I stayed nude and two hours later when the votes were counted I found out that I had won the $100.00 1st prize.

[toofeelgood]

My mom would always say you can go as a ginger bread cookie. Just completely naked with a raisin in your belly button. I was fairly little at the time so I didn't quite understand, but had I known...

[Aardvark]

I've got a top-hat and a styrofoam cone cut to look like a carrot & painted orange. Add white body-paint, and I'm a snowman. :)

[Bob S.]

vanessa: "I am going as Mia Hamm this year, as I have a jersey of hers, some soccer shorts, shoes, headband, the whole thing."

vanessa, if you really wanted to, you could rip off your jersey midway through the party, showing off your sports bra and say you are Brandy Chastain. :laugh:

Bob S.

[Josh-here]

I would love to go with a female friend as Adam and Eve.

....But I wouldn't want to mess with a fig leaf :D

[DSailing]

My wife and I are going as King Neptune and a mermaid. She sewed our own costumes which are risqué. Mine includes a partially see through loin cloth with a hanging tail. Hers is a corset without the breast cups, and a netted midriff which is revealing, and then a long hanging tail.

[vanesa1017]

vanessa: "I am going as Mia Hamm this year, as I have a jersey of hers, some soccer shorts, shoes, headband, the whole thing."

vanessa, if you really wanted to, you could rip off your jersey midway through the party, showing off your sports bra and say you are Brandy Chastain. :laugh:

Bob S.

LOL I do not have her jersey or else it would be a great skit at a party. shocked

[Fitz1980]

My wife and I are going as King Neptune and a mermaid.

That would be a good one. I've always thought that mermaids look better when topfree. I'd like to do the Adam and Eve thing too; I'd never wear the Wal-Mart/Party City one with the unitard. Just get some green fabric, cut it into leaves and stick them onto your bodies using as many as it takes to fit the standards of your particular party. Give the girl an apple and perhaps a rubber snake so she can look a bit naughty.

[Home Nudist]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y249/Gubbio/Various%20and%20Avatars/Halloween.jpg

[Fuzzy Nuts]

Great photo!!!!!! - Made my day. One use for a big butt that I hadn't considered!

[Home Nudist]

Great photo!!!!!! - Made my day. One use for a big butt that I hadn't considered!
Glad you liked it, Fuzzy.

Ah, that's not me..... But, unfortunately, there IS a rather HUGE resemblance! :eek:

[NBD]

Target has an adult Spartacus costume consisting of a long white tunic with an attached red sash around the neck which drapes down the back. The white fabric is a little see through in bright lights, but could easily be worn without underwear for the next best thing to nude. The red "cape" prevents over-exposure in the back, and the front hangs pretty loose, so nothing is well defined unless you have very dark body hair.

They (Target) also have an adult size Transformers Optimus Prime costume that is a one piece jumpsuit (What were the designers thinking??? A real bugger when you've got to pee). It takes maneuvers rivaling Houdini to get your arms in - assuming you had first gotten through the small back opening without ripping the seam...but is pretty cool once it is on. It is also well suited (unintential pun) for sans underwear. No VPL to break up the sleak lines of the fabric that way! I found the idential costume at Goodwill for dirt cheap cuz it was missing accessories (normally comes with a plastic breast plate and mask). In my case, I am thinking of saying that I am "Optimus Past His Prime," to account for the "non-washboard" chest that I carry without the costume. :)

[Lilwilly]

One year I dressed as a flasher. I cut a shirt off under the armpits and cut trousers off at the knee and tied the lower part of the trouser legs to the shirt top with string. I then put on an overcoat. With the coat on I looked dressed but with the coat opened in front I was flashing. We went to several neighbors who are good friends and I "flashed" them. They took it all in good fun and still talk about my flashing costume.

[turtlendragonfly]

we have never been to a nudist halloween party. the textiles are always fun to see how creative people can be. i suppose that is true with a nudist party too. we have been to costume parties were the idea was to be sexy and those were a hell of a lot of fun also:laugh:. any reason to not be yourself for a little while to let the weeks stress slip away is a good thing

[andy_ma]

I went as the "naked bandit." I had a black cape, Zoro-style hat, and a wrap around the eyes type mask. Guess I could have been a naked Zoro too! Ha!

[Willynillyuk]

This is something I know the answer to based on historical fact....... nothing except masks if they are genuine!

So how did Hallowe'en originate? Ah, that question! Is dancing naked in the sunset witchcraft or naturism?

Tracing the path of nudity back, our first port of call is the popular confusion of naked celebration with witchcraft and dancing covens of naked evildoers in the woods. The fact is that when the Scythian Celts, led by the sons of the historic Galamh (Milesius) colonised Ireland in 1,700 BC, they lived a naked lifestyle 24/7/52. This nudity developed during their years in Egypt, when their leader won hundreds of battles for their otherwise pacifist hosts. The fair weather Scythians, from the sparse air of northern Persia, found that their sternest enemy was the intense Egyptian humidity. Hence the advent of the nudist lifestyle in Europe, via the Nile delta.

Two other things the nudist Celts imported from the Land of the Nile were the Egyptian pantheon and the science of reaping harvest, particularly orchard crops, in the cool air at night-time. This latter allowed the night chill to seal the wounds of the stricken plants and minimised damage to the source of next years' pick and is an inherited knowledge they share with those other famous contemporary emigrants from Egypt, the Freemasons. This nocturnal harvest culminated in an October 31st celebration, called Samhain, pronounced 'shavaine'. This was a ritual where the naturist Celts dressed up to worship the gods of the adopted Egyptian pantheon who watched over them on their migration, compromising their nakedness only by using masks to respect each god in turn - Chearhu/Horus (the hawk), the sky - Suibeach/Sobek (the reptile), water - Cheathuir/Hathor (cow) love - Seachmid/Sekhmet (how else would the wicca house a lioness for an icon) destruction etc.

Three thousand years on, we still dress up at Hallowe'en, creepy masks and face-paint reminiscing shavaines of long ago. On the first light of dawn, the masks and regalia would be removed, put away for the next solstice and the celts would repair to their naturist lifestyle.

So, then, how should naturists dress at Samhain?

[richinoregon]

This is something I know the answer to based on historical fact....... nothing except masks if they are genuine!

So how did Hallowe'en originate? Ah, that question! Is dancing naked in the sunset witchcraft or naturism?

Tracing the path of nudity back, our first port of call is the popular confusion of naked celebration with witchcraft and dancing covens of naked evildoers in the woods. The fact is that when the Scythian Celts, led by the sons of the historic Galamh (Milesius) colonised Ireland in 1,700 BC, they lived a naked lifestyle 24/7/52.


Do you have some documentation for the 24/7/52 claim?