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Davin
11-03-2008, 04:10 PM
A vicar claims a potato got stuck up his bottom after he fell on to the vegetable while hanging curtains in the nude! :laugh:

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Vicar_hospitalised_with_potato_up_his _bum&in_article_id=382493&in_page_id=2
Borntobenude
11-03-2008, 04:52 PM
Hunh. Ookay. Still unsure as to how exactly that could happen, but I guess that's the official story.
Dolby
11-03-2008, 07:11 PM
I'm sure that happens all the time....NOT!
nudeM
11-03-2008, 07:36 PM
Was the potato in the shape of a gerbil? LOL
Bob S.
11-03-2008, 08:15 PM
OK, let's see if I got this. A vicar was hanging curtains in his kitchen. Presumably on his window facing outside. Already risky if his kitchen faced toward the main road. He fell and landed on the potato. OK, why was there a potato on the floor? And how hard did he fall for it to get lodged inside of his body? Was it a pointed spud? Landing on it would squish it.

But hey, let's just believe him just for the laughs. I don't even want to think about potatoes in that other capacity. :eek:

Bob S.
country nude
11-03-2008, 10:47 PM
Oh yes, it was DEFINITELY NOT due to a sex game.:laugh:
David77
11-03-2008, 11:05 PM
Although he explained to the nurse "quite sincerely" how it happened, I suspect that he had been trying to manipulate a long potato to reach his prostate for extra sensation, and then accidently lost control of the potato and panicked.

It was rumored in our former town that a husband took his wife to the emergency room as when a light bulb was put up her vagina it broke, and the broken glass had to be remover.
Be careful. Doctors caution mothers with girls, that girls in the sand box or beach can accidently get sand in their wrong place.
EricNY
11-04-2008, 01:34 AM
Sorry, but I really need to move this out of Nudes in the News
Croydon
11-04-2008, 03:21 AM
The article didn't say but are the curtains ok?
Home Nudist
11-04-2008, 04:41 AM
Gee, don't you just hate when that happens ? !!! :eek:
Peter B
11-04-2008, 10:40 AM
A new meaning for the word potato patch
jayne
11-04-2008, 11:41 AM
Who's up for potatos for dinner then? ... no ...i think i'll give it a miss today too
Pete Knight
11-04-2008, 03:25 PM
Who's up for potatos for dinner then? ... no ...i think i'll give it a miss today too

What, not even mashed?