She was Soooooooo Blonde

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> > She was Soooooooo Blonde
> > * She thought a quarterback was a refund.
> > * She thought General Motors was in the army..
> > * She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
> > * She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
> > * At the bottom of an application where it says 'Sign here:' she wrote
'Sagittarius..'
> >
> > She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
> > * She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
> > * She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
> > * Under 'education' on her job application, she put 'Hooked On Phonics.'
> > * She tripped over a cordless phone.
> > * She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said
'Concentrate.'
> > * She told me to meet her at the corner of 'WALK' and 'DON'T WALK.'
> > * She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

> > She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
> > * She studied for a blood test.
> > * She sold the car for gas money.
> > * When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
> > * When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, 'Airport
Left,'
> > she turned around and went home..

> > She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde....
> > * When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she
moved.
> > * She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
> > * She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
> > * She had a shirt that said 'TGIF,' which she thought stood for 'This
Goes In Front.'

> > AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

> > She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company..