Sanslines
05-08-2009, 03:36 AM
> > One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut
he asked about his bill and the barber replies, 'I cannot
> > accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The
florist was pleased and left the shop.
> > When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is
a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
> >
> > Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay
his bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you.
> > I'm doing community service this week.' The cop is happy and leaves
the shop.
> >
> > The next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a
'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
> >
> > Later that day, a college professor comes in for a haircut, and
when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies,
> > 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this
week.' The professor is very happy and leaves the shop.
> >
> > The next morning when the barber opens his shop, there is a
'thank you' card and a dozen different books, such as 'How to Improve Your
Business'
> 'I cannot accept money and 'Becoming More Successful'.
> >
> > Then, a Congressman comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to
pay his bill the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you.
I'm doing
> community service this week.' The Congressman is very happy and leaves
the shop.
> >
> > The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a
dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.
> >
> > And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference
between the citizens of our country and the members of our Congress.
> >
he asked about his bill and the barber replies, 'I cannot
> > accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The
florist was pleased and left the shop.
> > When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is
a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
> >
> > Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay
his bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you.
> > I'm doing community service this week.' The cop is happy and leaves
the shop.
> >
> > The next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a
'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
> >
> > Later that day, a college professor comes in for a haircut, and
when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies,
> > 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this
week.' The professor is very happy and leaves the shop.
> >
> > The next morning when the barber opens his shop, there is a
'thank you' card and a dozen different books, such as 'How to Improve Your
Business'
> 'I cannot accept money and 'Becoming More Successful'.
> >
> > Then, a Congressman comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to
pay his bill the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you.
I'm doing
> community service this week.' The Congressman is very happy and leaves
the shop.
> >
> > The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a
dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.
> >
> > And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference
between the citizens of our country and the members of our Congress.
> >