Sanslines
05-20-2009, 03:52 AM
> > An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...
> > Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
> > Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
> > Older Woman: Oh, I see.
> > Officer: Can I see your license please?
> > Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
> > Officer: Don't have one?
> > Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
> > Officer: I see..Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
> > Older Woman: I can't do that.
> > Officer: Why not?
> > Older Woman: I stole this car
> > Officer: Stole it?
> > Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
> > Officer: You what?
> > Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you
want to see
> > The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and
calls for
> back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer
slowly approaches
> the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
> > Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!
> The woman steps out of her vehicle.
> > Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
> > Officer 2: One of my officers told me that
> you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
> > Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
> > Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
> > The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
> > Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
> > Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
> > The officer is quite stunned.
> > Officer 2: One of my officers claims that
> you do not have a driving license.
> > The woman digs into her handbag and pulls
> out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
> > The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
> > Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't
have a
> license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up
the owner.
> > Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too!!!!
> >
> > Don't Mess With Old Ladies
> >
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> > Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
> > Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
> > Older Woman: Oh, I see.
> > Officer: Can I see your license please?
> > Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
> > Officer: Don't have one?
> > Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
> > Officer: I see..Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
> > Older Woman: I can't do that.
> > Officer: Why not?
> > Older Woman: I stole this car
> > Officer: Stole it?
> > Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
> > Officer: You what?
> > Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you
want to see
> > The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and
calls for
> back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer
slowly approaches
> the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
> > Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!
> The woman steps out of her vehicle.
> > Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
> > Officer 2: One of my officers told me that
> you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
> > Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
> > Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
> > The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
> > Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
> > Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
> > The officer is quite stunned.
> > Officer 2: One of my officers claims that
> you do not have a driving license.
> > The woman digs into her handbag and pulls
> out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
> > The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
> > Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't
have a
> license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up
the owner.
> > Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too!!!!
> >
> > Don't Mess With Old Ladies
> >
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