A funny environmental question

[walter05]

A recent thread got me thinking of a funny topic not to be taken seriously.

What if a nudity friendly beach would be down stream from a nuclear
reactor.

What questions would be asked by nudists who use it regularly.

My two questions on the other thread were:

What do I do if one of my penises is erect and the other is not?

What do I do if all of my hair spontaneously falls out?

Any one else have some humerous questions for this situation?

[Lord Drakkus]

"If I go to that beach, will my penis get bigger?"

"I can't control my third eye, will people think I'm staring?"

"What's the ratio between the 3 sexes there?"

[Kouak]

Clean:
The glow helps me walk on the beach at night...But I keep attracting bugs.

Not as clean:
No it's not. That's just my 3rd leg.

[BinCo]

If I go fishing and catch a 3 eye fish, do I have to put him back?

Does it count if the only way people see me at night is because I'm glowing?

And FINALLY!!

If all my hair falls out can I start a new shaving thread on CFI? :laugh::laugh:

[maliakei]

A recent thread got me thinking of a funny topic not to be taken seriously.

Good thinking Walter.

If you were a Nuclear Physicist who enjoyed fishing, then would you go 'fission'?

[countryguync]

Would there be a problem at the resort with bringing a wheelbarrow along?

;)