Woman can't eat sausage anymore after seeing neighbor naked

[Davin]

A HOUSEWIFE who saw a neighbour doing chores outside naked told a court the experience put her off sausages for life.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2613377/Woman-complains-neighbours-indecent-exposure-put-her-off-sausages.html

Gee, she must have really tromotized at the site of a naked man

[Sans_Clothes]

Hmm. Simple nudity would be fine if sanctioned by local laws/ordinances/customs but "pleasuring himself" is inexcusable. Once again, nudity and sex have become intertwined. This does not help the case to legalize simple nudity.

[maliakei]

That's weird, almost made-up sounding.

[Kouak]

Follow up:

She states she cannot use a straw anymore after the neighbor used a leaf blower. She also cannot use her blender after seeing a lawnmower used. :D

[Pumpkinpie]

This is to funny good thing she's not a nurse, and what she doing looking, in her neighbor yard in the first place, she saw him naked why she didn't look the other way, what you call that not being noisy, She's a "HOUSEWIFE" what her spouse have something different from her neighbor.

[blackrebel]

As the article states "...Revolted Denise Woodgate claims Paul Darlow, 53, also pleasured himself in his garden...." he was being inappropraite while outside and if the neighbor could see him she does have cause for being upset.

[Naturist Mark]

Tort Reform!

[MoonShadow]

LOL---almost spit my coffee out, Mark! Too funny!:D

[nudeM]

It's funny how this thread came about, especially after this weekend. The neighbor and her Son are painting the exterior of their house. I asked her a week ago if me being outside in the back would bother her. She knew what I meant and she said it was just fine with her.

So, this past weekend, they were both painting the house and I was working on my project (building a small shed). I, of course, was nude. They were painting and she was on a ladder painting the window trim and the facia. The Son was on an extension ladder painting the higher areas. They could both see over the fence with ease. I continued doing my chore in the buff, and nothing was said.

There was a time I had to get on a ladder to put on the rafters. I put on some shorts for this part of the project even though they were just with my nudity, but the other neighbors could clearly see as well, so I didn't want to push the envelope that much. All my neighbors know of my nudity, but I had the "okay" with the painting neighbors.

As I spoke to her about how big the house was, she kind of hesitated looking at me, but she did just to see I had on some shorts while on the ladder. Once the rafters were done, the shorts came back off.

It's nice to know you have great neighbors. Their dogs park constantly, but I won't say anything due to the fact, they are okay with my backyard nudity, by evident of their painting on ladders.

This might be off topic, but it relates to a typical neighbor living next to another neighbor who practices outdoor nudity, and the non-nudist neighbor is just fine with it.:smoking:

[Silverback]

Good that leaves more sausage for me. Whats the world coming to, sure would hate to live around her. :disappointed:

[westie]

I wonder if she can describe the offending sausage in court.:eek:

[nimrod]

If she saw a vagina, would she no longer be able to eat tacos?

If she saw a breast, would she no longer be able to eat peaches?

If she saw a woman breast feeding, would she no longer be able to drink milk?

Does she no longer eat walnuts also? Or kiwi?

If this story is true, the guy was not too smart for pleasuring himself outside where he could be seen.

[Mike2Nude]

If she thinks of eating sausages after seeing her neighbor naked, what is her definition of "pleasuring himself"?

[Kouak]

Does she no longer eat walnuts also? Or kiwi?

Walnuts if he shaves or kiwi if he does not???? :rolleyes:

[OZJames]

This story reminds me of another - some ALARMED male nudists in OZ were outside having a BBQ cooking sausages when a Kookaburra swooped down and grabbed a sausage off the BBQ plate.

Kookaburras often swoop down and grab small snakes on the ground, then they shake them vigorously to kill them before eating :laugh:

[Redtan]

Are we talking cocktail sausages or the entire balogne? :laugh: