Steve Dallas
09-02-2009, 03:15 PM
Three men die and arrive at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter asks the first one "Why so you be allowed in Heaven?"
First man says, "I was a gynecologist and helped bring thousands of babies into the world."
St. Peters says, "Come on in." He asks the second man the same question.
"I did cancer research and helped alleviate the suffering of thousands."
St. Peter says, "Come on in" He asks the third man the same thing.
"I helped make their work possible. I was an HMO administrator."
St. Peter says, "Come on in. You can stay three days and then you can go to Hell."
First man says, "I was a gynecologist and helped bring thousands of babies into the world."
St. Peters says, "Come on in." He asks the second man the same question.
"I did cancer research and helped alleviate the suffering of thousands."
St. Peter says, "Come on in" He asks the third man the same thing.
"I helped make their work possible. I was an HMO administrator."
St. Peter says, "Come on in. You can stay three days and then you can go to Hell."