Kids say the funniest things...

[Mike2Nude]

We got home last night and I stripped down like normal, and decided to throw the kids in the tub (not literally). I was sitting on a foot stool giving the quickest bath possible to get them in bed, when my 4 yo daughter looks at me and asked "Why is your peepee sad?" When I asked her what she meant, she looked at me and said "It's like this" and stands there with her head tilted down towards her feet. All I could do was laugh, and hope she doesn't see a happy peepee until she's 30.

[FireProf]

Now that's funny! Thanks...the Prof and I got a real chuckle!

;)

[bill2me]

I have to agree, that is a great story. Thanks, Bill

[chadnude]

Hey, nice one.
We were trying to get our 4yo to say "I beg your pardon" she usually repeated words quite well, and there was certainly no way or reason she had to repond the way she did.
We went into schock when she siad. "Sorry, I beg your hardon" !!!!
My wife and I couldn't beleive what she said, she had no idea obviously.
Still laugh bout that.

[Smiley]

Many years ago my eldest son was about three and my wife had begun taking him to church. I was sitting in my easy chair one evening after dinner munching on a some M&M's. Jon came up and said "Jesus teaches us to share, would you share your M&M's with me?" Pretty hard to resist. :) I still think about that after these 40 odd years. . .

[EZ Nude]

It was Easter Sunday and our little guy was 3. The Sunday school teacher asked if anyone new any Easter songs. He said yes he did. The teacher asked if he would like to sing it for the congregation. He stood up and started to sing at the top of his lungs. "Here comes Peter c0ck and tail, boppin down the bonnie trail." He kept singing those lines over and over until the teacher sat him down.:o

[MeBNude]

Well, I don't have kids, but... when I was 8 a school project at the end of the year was to make a little book and then write poems to put in the book for a fathers' day gift.

The only poem that I remember, because my Dad has been laughing about it for almost four decades - "Life is like a park. To make it in life you must stay on the path and keep off the grass.":p

Funnier part, which I didn't learn until I was in high school... my parents were frequently "off the path":)

[maliakei]

Me either. No kids. My father was 25 years older than my mother, and when she complained to us girls one time about dad being such a grouch, my youngest sister turned and said, "that's because he's going through man-o-pause". That was pretty witty!

[MeBNude]

man-o-pause !! :rotflmao:

Thank you, Maliakei, for the midafternoon laugh. It woke me up enough I might be more productive at work this afternoon!

[maliakei]

!! :rotflmao:

Thank you, Maliakei, for the midafternoon laugh. It woke me up enough I might be more productive at work this afternoon!

Tee hee.... Yes! It is always nice to make somebody smile! Glad you liked that. Claudia made us all smile that day. Everyone can use a good smile once in a while.

[baregreg]

I'm sure some of us/you "oldies" :) remember Art Linkletter, so here's a nice video. Sorry I can't embed the video. It's been disabled.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im58XcqDu9M

[MeBNude]

I loved his show and books. When I was 10 I wrote him and asked him to be my penpal, and he, or his publicist was nice enough to send a personalized letter explaining why he couldn't do that.

He was a dell.

[missouriboy]

When my son was three he was just learning to put sentences together a little bit. One evening during a western show on TV there was a corral scene with cowboys breaking some ponies, and one horse reared up a couple times, almost dumping the rider. Son went to the TV, pointed at the screen and jabbered and giggled a bit, then finally declared, "He popped a WHEELIE on his HORSE!"

WooHoo, I never would have connected a rearing horse to a cycle wheelstand, but that 3-year-old did! I still laugh about it.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

I also remember the Art Linkletter scenes with the little kids. The one I remember best was when he asked a 5-year-old boy, "Have you ever been in love?" The little guy immediately replied, "No, but I've been in LIKE!" :laugh:

[Bob S.]

I once had a class of four-year-old children and they were having a discussion about G*d. Eventually, they tried to guess how old He was and finally decided on his age: 99-years-old. The reason, as they decided, was that if He was 100, he'd be dead. :laugh:

That remains my favorite overheard conversation of children.

Bob S.

[richinoregon]

When my son was about four years ago we were traveling on I-80 through Hazen NV about twenty miles east of Reno. Like many small towns that have hills around the high school had put a very large H made of white washed stones on the hill side. My son said "`body write on mountain.'

My wife said "Yes David, somebody wrote on the mountain."

He then said, "Naughty body!"

[grl66]

When my youngest was 4 he was struggling through dinner one night and having got half way through declare he was full and couldn't eat anymore. When cake came out for sweets he was one of the first in line to grab some. My wife suggested if he was too full to eat dinner he is too full to have sweets to which he replied "My sausage hole is full but my cake hole is empty."

[Lord Drakkus]

"My sausage hole is full but my cake hole is empty."

HA! I'm seriously laughing at that one! Probably one of the funnies things I've seen in a while!! Thanks for sharing that grl, it made my day.

[Nude and Tanned]

A few years ago at a friends house, his little boy came in from riding his tricycle and asked for something to drink. Billy then poured his son a plastic glass of kool-aid and let him go back outside. In just a few minutes the boy came in scraped up and crying. After asking him what happened. The boy then said "I was drinking and driving and ran into a tree".

[grl66]

When my youngest daughter was 5 she had a friend over for the night and we decided to have Pizza for dinner as a treat. I ordered the pizzas as per the requests, however when getting around to our guest I presented the Meat Lovers and Hawaiian for her to choose from. She burst into tears and said she doesn't like either of them, she ONLY likes Ham and Pineapple. A quick trip to the kitchen to bring back the Hawaiian freshly renamed as Ham and Pineapple and she ate happily with the rest of us.

[Navigator]

Some good friends of ours, who never go to church, thought they should at least expose their 5 year old son to religion and let him make his own decisions.

They had been Catholic at one time, so they decided to take the 5 year old to a Catholic service for his first time in a church.

They arrived at the church and took seats in a pew pretty close to the altar. The mom noticed her son staring at the crucifix over the altar during the service but didn't think anything of it.

Then, about half way through the service, her son leaned over to her, motioned toward the crucifix and, in a quiet, somewhat worried whisper asked: "Who's the guy on the X?"

[connorsdad]

One early morning when Connor was about 7, he was half asleep at the table and I was preparing eggs for him to eat. Normally he gets a choice of scrambled, fried, boiled or poached. Yea it is wierd a 7 yo would eat poached eggs, but he loves the damn things.

Anyway, I asked him how he wanted his eggs that AM and he said, "Cooked"

Me also being tired said, "Ok" and then turned and looked at the eggs and wondered, how do I "Cook" the eggs? It took me a minute to realize what he said. We still laugh when it is brought up.

[missouriboy]

When a nephew of missourigirl was about that age he said a similar thing. We were in a restaurant for breakfast and when the waitress asked how he wanted his eggs fixed, he thought for a second and then replied, "Yummy!"

[maliakei]

I remember our family on a Sunday drive. When dad stopped at a red light there was a car in front of us. A Grand Prix -- correctly pronounced gräN' prē'.

Well, my middle sister being about 7 years old at the time said "Look, a Grand Prix!" Guess you can see how an innocent kid can obviously mispronouce this!

Our dad, being the Very conservative type, reprimanded her. Then mother explained immediately afterwards. Poor sis! She wondered what she said wrong!

Back then that was no laughing matter, but now she laughs about that day.

[MeBNude]

O.K., I may not have been a kid at the time, but it was my first year living in France, with only a couple of years of college French under my belt, and I doubt a French child would have made this mistake. And this was the first weekend that the french girl that became my best friend took me home to visit her parents (who became my god parents for the year that I was there).

This first meeting and first dinner was in fact their anniversary dinner and there were probably 10 or so people around the table. So, after many courses and glasses of wine, we get to the cheese course (and there is still dessert!!) and I am so full that I am ready to pop. So, in all of my politeness, I decide to say, "no thank you, I am full." Seems good to me. So I say, "non mercie, je suis pleine."

I said it loud enough, used the right words, said it right and smiled politely. The entire table bust out laughing, all but falling on the floor crying. :confused: Turns out that I had just said, "No thank you, I am pregnant." They say "I am full" differently in french. :doh:

[steve-o]

LOL! That is funny ... and something a young kid may actually say, or "I feel like I'm pregnant."