Skin-colored shorts

[Gary Naturist]

We were out for dinner at a local restaurant the other night with two sets of neighbors -- next door and across the street.

We were talking about who would be the first to wear shorts outside as spring approaches (there's still lots of snow on the ground).

One of the neighbors made reference to "Gary's skin-colored shorts", and the others responded with "Oh, you means the ones with hair on the legs and ...". I just smiled.

The neighbors across the street have spotted me in my front year in the early morning before dawn, putting out the garbage or setting up the sprinkler. The neighbors beside us have seen me sunbathing or gardening in the back yard. I regularly wear my "skin-coloured shorts" when engaged in these activities.

I was pleased with my neighbors' reaction to my nudity. Everyone should have neighbors like this.

Gary

[Gary Naturist]

We were out for dinner at a local restaurant the other night with two sets of neighbors -- next door and across the street.

We were talking about who would be the first to wear shorts outside as spring approaches (there's still lots of snow on the ground).

One of the neighbors made reference to "Gary's skin-colored shorts", and the others responded with "Oh, you means the ones with hair on the legs and ...". I just smiled.

The neighbors across the street have spotted me in my front year in the early morning before dawn, putting out the garbage or setting up the sprinkler. The neighbors beside us have seen me sunbathing or gardening in the back yard. I regularly wear my "skin-coloured shorts" when engaged in these activities.

I was pleased with my neighbors' reaction to my nudity. Everyone should have neighbors like this.

Gary

[barelybob]

That would be a wonderful world indeed. I am fortunate to have a similar situation, and I know that many others here may be envious. /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[EricNY]

What color socks go good with that?

[Suntied]

It is certainly not alkire or purple... that is just distasteful. I would sugest the ones without the skid marks (I didn't just say that). /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

Nudity Rules!!!
Socks too!!! NOT /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
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[HomeNudist]

Hey Gary, I never heard of skin colored shorts. A couple of quick questions! Where do you buy them? Are they one size fits all? Do they shrink when you wash them? HEHEHEHE!

I have one problem with my skin colored shorts an also my birthday suit....They turn red when I'm out in the sun too long /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[gamblefish]

Yeah, and it's too bad our birthday suits don't shrink when you wash them...

[krcNY]

After having three children I wish my skin colored shorts would shrink.........

.........or that I could at least iron them!!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Gamblefish and krcNy....Remember?..Body acceptance?...Yours are perfect just the way they are...Afterall they were custom made just /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif for you

[Suntied]

I like my outfit... all the same color. I just wish I didn't have to cover it up. /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Nudity Rules!!!
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[Nude in the North]

There may be some "Shrinkage" if you wash them in COLD water.

Whatever you do don't add starch!!!

Steve

[EricNY]

Of course too much starch might be the answer.