Saddam Humor

[Suntied]

We all know it's coming and I heard one today. /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

The Iraqie administrators gathered all the Saddam look alikes in the courtyard for a brief meeting. The Vice president of Iraq excaimed:

"I've got good news and bad news...
The good news is Saddam is alive and well!!!!"
Cheers and praise arisen from the crowd "HURRAAA".
The Vice president calmed them and exlaimed, "The bad news is... he has only one arm, and one leg, please line up at the podium." /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

I'm sure others are coming! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
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[Suntied]

We all know it's coming and I heard one today. /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

The Iraqie administrators gathered all the Saddam look alikes in the courtyard for a brief meeting. The Vice president of Iraq excaimed:

"I've got good news and bad news...
The good news is Saddam is alive and well!!!!"
Cheers and praise arisen from the crowd "HURRAAA".
The Vice president calmed them and exlaimed, "The bad news is... he has only one arm, and one leg, please line up at the podium." /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

I'm sure others are coming! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif Suntied /infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

[hw]

Suntied Huh?
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[Suntied]

What is that supposed to mean house wife?

[hw]

Suntied....sorry, please forgive me. Too much sun today. I don't know what I was thinking or not thinking. That was a good one. Sorry...
Have a nice nude evening.
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[Suntied]

Oh... I get it... too much sun... hee, hee.

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[gamblefish]

http://home.neo.rr.com/gamblefish/Soldier.jpg

When ya gotta go...

[hw]

Suntied...we had a parade this morning, and a baseball game this afternoon. I burn very easily, as does my brain at times. Maybe I'm just tired, or too blonde! Keep up the good jokes. I love 'em.
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Good one gamble fish!
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[rainy city mike]

An interesting link [URL=http://www.funforwards.com/flash/september02/saddam.swf ]

[Suntied]

Gamblefish,
You shouldn't have... Ok, you win!

[EricNY]

What's the difference between Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton?

One wants to screw the world and one already has!

[EricNY]

Hit TV Shows in Iraq

"Husseinfeld"
"Mad About Everything"

"U.S. Military Secrets Revealed"

"Suddenly Sanctions"

"Children Are Forbidden From Saying Anything Darndest"

"Matima Loves Chachi"

"Buffy The Slayer of Yankee Imperialist Dogs"

"Wheel of Fortune and Terror"

"Iraq's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers"

"Achmed's Creek"

"The Price is Right If Saddam Says It's Right"

"M*U*S*T*A*S*H"

"Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses"

"Two Guys, a Girl, and a Mosque"

"When Kurds Attack"

"Just Shoot Me"

"My Two Baghdads"

"Diagnosis Heresy"

"Everybody Loves Saddam Or He'll Have Them Shot"

"Captured Iranian Soldiers Say the Darndest Things"

"Burka Baywatch"

[hw]

ercNY....Those are grrreat. Love them jokes.
Have a nice nude night.
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[averagejoe]

Heard this one during Gulf War I in 1991:

What's the difference between American and Iraqi Air Force Pilots?

American Pilots break with the ground and fly into the wind...

[EricNY]

Taliban Poetic Justice

My answer to "What to do with Bin Laden?" Well, this sounds good to me. It would be true poetic justice:
Killing him will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner will inspire his comrades to take hostages to demand his release. Therefore, I suggest we do neither.

Let the Secret Service, Navy Seals, or whomever covertly capture him, fly him to an undisclosed hospital, and have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex change operation.

Then we return "her" to Afghanistan to live as a woman under the Taliban.

[EricNY]

How come the Taliban are not circumcised?
It gives them a place to put their bubblegum during a sandstorm.

[EricNY]

How do you stop a Taliban tank?


Shoot the guy pushing it!

[EricNY]

Top Ten Perks Of Being Saddam Hussein's Stepson

10. For your birthday, you get the head of an infidel
9. People never refer to you as "The crazy one in the family"
8. On weekends, you get to bring home weapons of mass destruction
7. Don't want to clean your room? Threaten to tell the United States dad's exact location
6. Play your cards right and in 10 years you'll be torturing the Iraqi people
5. Unique chance to observe a tyrannical madman up close
4. Big inheritance when U.S. troops finally kill your stepfather
3. Father-son bonding over 3am prank calls to U.N. weapons inspectors
2. You can get first pick of the police auction's seized and repossessed camels
1. Get to call Bin Laden "Uncle Osama"

[shãybare]

Great jokes guys. I love reading them, but thanks to ercNY I'll never chew bubble gum again. HA HA /infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

[gamblefish]

http://home.neo.rr.com/gamblefish/hearme.jpg

GOOD!!

[EricNY]

HEY SUNTIED, DID YOU HEAR!!!!

Some Democrats say the estimated $60 billion dollar cost of a war with Iraq could be better spent at home.

When he heard that,
President Bush agreed and announced plans to bomb Ohio."

LOOK OUT!!!

[averagejoe]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ercNY:
President Bush agreed and announced plans to bomb Ohio."

LOOK OUT!!![/QB] <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Nah... I heard the next place that Rumsfeld & Co. want to introduce honest elections and democracy to is Florida...

[gamblefish]

What do Fred Flintstone and Saddam Hussien have in common?

They both live next to rubble.

[gamblefish]

http://home.neo.rr.com/gamblefish/04-06-29.jpg

"...And we're moving in on the Dixie Chicks."

[unkat27]

Saddam Humor:
You probably won't like this, but I'm feeling gutsy
(I'm on my third boiler-maker) and I don't care.
Did you hear the one about the swat-team that broke down the doors of an apartment where a man was suspected of having marijauna?
They found the man naked, just out of the shower,
and the swat-team leader shouted, "Put some clothes
on, you pig!"

[EricNY]

Yea, yea we remember.... you told that one yesterday.

[unkat27]

Big Red and White Eagle,
In case you didn't like the last joke, I'll give you another, not so contraversial, just to show you i'm not all bad.
You see, I tried to start a minority-group for schitzophrenics, but there were too many of me.

I guess that's why I like the forum.
Peace, let's hope it lasts.

[shãybare]

Now that's funny. No, I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing at him and him and him. . . .

Forever Nude,
Shaybare

[eric731]

The Real Slim Saddam

http://crew.tweakers.net/JvS/zooi/realhussein.swf