Testicle Festival

While stopping in Oakdale on my way home from the Sierra, saw a poster in a shop window ,just below the one for the Western Art Show, Advertising the 22nd Annual Testicle Festival tomorrow March 31...sponsored by the Rotary Club... Admission $50..includes Dinner and drinks...No folks this had nothing to do with Elmo /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif The poster had a picture of a bull covering you know what with his front hoofs.. above which ,were the words ,Come and Have A Ball...I kid you not. /infopop/emoticons/icon_redface.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

While stopping in Oakdale on my way home from the Sierra, saw a poster in a shop window ,just below the one for the Western Art Show, Advertising the 22nd Annual Testicle Festival tomorrow March 31...sponsored by the Rotary Club... Admission $50..includes Dinner and drinks...No folks this had nothing to do with Elmo /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif The poster had a picture of a bull covering you know what with his front hoofs.. above which ,were the words ,Come and Have A Ball...I kid you not. /infopop/emoticons/icon_redface.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[EricNY]

So......Are you going?
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[AussieBeachBoy]

I'd like to know what it was about before going. That bull isn't protecting himself for nothing!

Now, an icicle is a little shard of ice - what does that make a little test?

[missouriboy]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ercNY:
So......Are you going?
/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Only if they assure me that I don't have to "donate" to the menu!

[missouriboy]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by AussieBeachBoy:
...Now, an icicle is a little shard of ice - what does that make a little test? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Friend-a-mine would always ask a new date if she was ticklish. He'd then suggest he should give her a couple of test tickles.

[greensunshine]

Hey Guys,

There really is a Testical Festival that is held in of all places "Clinton Montana", and they also have their own website.

For everyone who would like to take a side trip in September, I have heard this is well worth it, not to mention the scenery in the area...they have been annually holding this event for the past 14 years.

So guys watch out /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Greensunshine in the Pacific NW /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[TXK NUDE]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by AussieBeachBoy:
Now, an icicle is a little shard of ice - what does that make a little test? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>a pop quiz? ;-)

[wannabenaked2001]

Have any of you ever tried "mountain oysters", they are really good! /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

[EricNY]

Uhhh, let me guess.........taste like chicken? /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Phil]

They must be french Balls

[missouriboy]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by greensunshine:
Hey Guys,

There really is a Testical Festival that is held in of all places "Clinton Montana", and they also have their own website. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Yes, I knew the festival was for real. But I never expect to go... I don't do "organ food" of any kind. Yuck!

(Yeah, I know, weiners and sausages notwithstanding /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif )

[Nude in the North]

My teacher always said if you fail the Quizzies, You'd better Pass the Testies.

LOL!

Steve

[EricNY]

Could not resist....sorry /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

A tourist is in Spain, and goes to a fancy restaurant for dinner.

As he looks around, he notices a diner being served a beautifully garnished dish with two gigantic meatballs in the middle. When the waiter asks him for his order, the man asks him about the meatball dish.

The waiter explains that the meatballs are bull's testicles, and when the bull loses the bullfight, the bull is brought to the restaurant, and this beautiful dish is made.

The diner tells the waiter that he wants the bulls testicles for dinner, but the waiter tells him that only one bull a day is brought to the restaurant, but he can have it tommorrow. The diner agrees.

The next day the diner goes to the restaurant, and orders the testicle dish. When his food is brought out, he notices that the meatballs are extremely small. He mentions this to the waiter, and the waiter replies, ''Well sir you have to understand, sometimes the bull wins''.

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[greensunshine]

Very tacky but Cute /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Greensunshine in the Pacific NW /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

ercNy...Loved your story thanks for sharing...I guess in this case size might matter! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif