my day

[tarsus]

50 years ago today 14 may 1953 i burst forth into the world [i must assume the mother ship is not returning by now; something terrible must have happened]. seconds later someone slapped clothes on me and i was to conform to be "normal".
well world i did not listen. but i do wonder why my cake has a clown on it, is some one trying to tell me something?? and do you suppose the mother ship just left me here and did not ever intend to come back??? does anyone have an answer to these questions that weigh so heavy on my beating heart?
oh to be 27 again [i did not marry till i was 28 /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif ]

[tarsus]

50 years ago today 14 may 1953 i burst forth into the world [i must assume the mother ship is not returning by now; something terrible must have happened]. seconds later someone slapped clothes on me and i was to conform to be "normal".
well world i did not listen. but i do wonder why my cake has a clown on it, is some one trying to tell me something?? and do you suppose the mother ship just left me here and did not ever intend to come back??? does anyone have an answer to these questions that weigh so heavy on my beating heart?
oh to be 27 again [i did not marry till i was 28 /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif ]

[hw]

Happy Birthday Tarsus! Hope you have a great day. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif Now for the bad news..... the "Mother Ship" has abandoned you.... you are cursed to walk this earth with textiles. You can only be nude in private, you may not walk amongst the crowds in your birthday suit. /infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif Take heart, the winds of change are blowing on your candles today. With the help of your friends here and around the globe, you will get your wish to be nude anytime, anywhere! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Now about that cake... are you sure there is a clown on it, or is it a hill disguised as a clown? /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif Have a great birthday. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[gamblefish]

Happy Bidet Tarsus...

Watch the movie ET...especially the part where ET builds that thingamajig to "phone home". Rewind it over and over and over again until you figure out how to build that thingamajig, then you can call your mothership and cuss them out for abandoning you to finish your existence on such a violent, smelly, clothing-compulsive planet.

Because, of course, you will never see that mothership again, happy endings only happen in the movies...

[wifdog]

Happy Birthday Tarsus

Hope you enjoyed a happy nude birthday, its the only way to do it..haha

Gamblefish is still trying to call on that thingamajig but its just the voices that keep talking to him...here kitty kitty..or is it woof woof, is the little dog still after you..
Wifdog

[Trailscout]

Gamblefish,
I once shared my apartment with a fish who looked just like you. Now that I think about it, he did ask me to salt the rim of his tank and drop in a twist of lime.

That was quite a list of brackish water fish you gave me. I believe Mollies like a pinch of it too, but no lime.

I believe that a nudist should also try to bring a little nature into his house. I like having a few house plants, a bird, a tank of happy fish zipping around in the water. Having animal companions brings us closer to the way we are supposed to live.

If I should meet a kind-hearted female trailscout, my joy would be complete. There aren't many of my kind, but I am sure that one is nearby; we trailscouts have a sixth sense for that sort of thing.

Well, the tide is going out so I don't want to keep you.

[hw]

Trailscout...This is a Birthday Party for tarsus.
Thanks for staying off topic....hope you find your dream-girl soon....maybe the fish could set you up with a mermaid or two! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
wifdog....Are you hearing the voices too? /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif If so, welcome aboard! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[gamblefish]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Trailscout:

I believe that a nudist should also try to bring a little nature into his house. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>I agree hole-heartedly. I always like to bring a little of the outside into the house with me. However, my wife does not agree...she keeps yelling at me to wipe my feet...

[Trailscout]

Tarsus,
Nothing would make me happier than to wish you a wonderful happy birthday, but I can't, not while we are posting in the Off-topic area.

Now it is the "my day" thread and I guess that I am at liberty to wish you a happy "My Day" in an off-topic kind of way!

[hw]

Do fish have feet? /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif Shouldn't that be wipe your fins? /infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

[Trailscout]

HW,

I know that certain fish, like mudskippers and walking catfish can use their fins in a foot-like manner.

Gamblefish is clearly one of the more advanced members of the fish family. He probably meant his walking fins, but he uses the word "feet" so that he will fit in better with the humans who use this board.

[hw]

Thanks for clearing that up, Trailscout. I think Gamblefish is a remarkable fish! Although, when you think about it, he does seem to posses more dolphin-like qualities... acting more "human"....maybe he is a "Mer-man". /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif Like I posted before, maybe he can "Hook you up with a mermaid". /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
Did I stay off topic enough? /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Trailscout]

HW,

A mermaid sounds like a great match, but I would be willing to settle for a human female who loves to go skinnydipping.

[hw]

Keep searching, Trailscout, who knows... someday on one of your outings, you may just find the right skinnydipping, female, naturist! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[gamblefish]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Trailscout:

Gamblefish is clearly one of the more advanced members of the fish family. He probably meant his walking fins, but he uses the word "feet" so that he will fit in better with the humans who use this board. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>True, Trailscout...true.

I am a bee-yoo-tee-full mutant!!

[tarsus]

hi all
before my topic begins to smell,or is that fish?
thanks everyone,and i knew they left me here on purpose.saw et 20 years ago!!???!!.tried to build
that inter-galaxic phone but never got it right, kept hearing the number you dailed is not a working number----. oh i did spend it nude, only wear clothes to work and town.and as for the beasts,one house dog,prissy,one turtle, sam, one frog,bad bob the albino,and one fish with no name,since gamblefish is all ready taken.two rabbits, one dog, and six cats outside.
bye for now,

[hw]

I would like to take this opportunity to say something here. In keeping with the Off topic forum, I would like to be the first, (I think), to wish stevenf64 a very Happy Birthday! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif It seems so many are now sharing the brain...and the voices, I can't keep anything straight. /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif This may seem a little late to most of you, but it is still before midnight on the west coast. /infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif So Happy Birthday stevenf64.... I hope you had a great nude day! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[shãybare]

Yeah, Rah Rah, Happy belated , naked as a jay bird freaking Birthday Wish to Stevenf64. Is there any cake and ice cream left?

[stevenf64]

Thank you hw and shaybare yes it was yesterday the 17th a long 39 yrs ago that the world was graced with my presence (humble aint i).
steve

[tarsus]

hey stevenf64
a little late,but at my age i don't rush nothing
happy 39, just think in less then a year you will be 40 /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif i think i will wait here till you catch up to me.

[Suntied]

As a special birthday gift to both Tarsus and Steven64, I would like to offer all the money I have in my pockets so as you can go get yourselves a nice gift at Wal-Mart. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif Oh, wait... I don't have any pockets. Sorry you'll have to pay for it yourselves, but it is the thought that counts... right? /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif Captain Suntied /infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

[tarsus]

hey suntied
just noticed your city at least you do not have to worry about people asking for loose change!
seems like every time i walked down the street--so i started asking first!! you can tell if you live in a big city long enough.
hope to move to ashville n.c. one day as soon as kids are gone. they are why i moved to ky.

[hw]

Hey all, this is an old post but a birthday post just the same. So here goes....July 2

***********HAPPY BIRTHDAY nudeM*********
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[gamblefish]

Happy Bidet nudeM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[nudeM]

Thanks hw and gamblefish for the birthday greeting. Ones of these days I'll know what it's like to grow old, but until then, I'll just keep on living the "young" life. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[stevenf64]

hey nude m
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
i hope you get everything that you want, no ties for this guy.....

[Trailscout]

nudeM,

Happy birthday!
If I could, I would mail you a bottle of your favorite spring water and a bottle of coconut oil and a lifetime membership to "Friends of Blacks Beach".
Have a great day and stay out of the rip current.

[hw]

Hey everyone tomorrow, July 14, is a very special day for our buddy, for whom this whole section was started! Let's all give it up for the man. chssst /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif Happy Birthday Suntied! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

I hope your day is great and filled with Sun shine. I also hope the keg gets there in time for the parade/party.

Your "walking stick" (cane) /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif Will be delivered next week some time.
Notice the little message icon is using the hammer? /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif Have a good one! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

The "voices" made me do this!

[Snoboy]

Happy Birthday Suntied. I celebrated my birthday on July the Fourth. We July kids have to stick together. I would sing the birthday song, but it might cause a moose to come up in my yard and poop moose nuggets. Have a great day...nude, of course. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[hw]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Snoboy:
Happy Birthday Suntied. I celebrated my birthday on July the Fourth. We July kids have to stick together. I would sing the birthday song, but it might cause a moose to come up in my yard and poop moose nuggets. Have a great day...nude, of course. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Belated Happy Birthday Snoboy! I would have said it earlier, but it isn't listed in your profile. /infopop/emoticons/icon_redface.gif But I did celebrate your birthday on the 4th. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

BTW are the moose nuggets in your yard like the chicken nuggets at fast food places? /infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif lol /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[Snoboy]

Strange, I thought my age and birthdate was in my profile. I will double check. Moose nuggets (turds) are about the size of thimble and generally when a moose poops there is a big pile of them. People gather them, dry them out and make silly tourist stuff with them. Earrings, cocktail stirring devices, etc. We even have a standard coffee cup with two turds in the bottom. The saying on the side of the cup says, "May your cup always be two-turds full." Hope that clarifies the moose nugget question. hehe /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[hw]

Snoboy...ROFLMAO! You da man. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif How appropriate for you to mention moose nugget turds just in time for Sunturd's....er I mean Suntied's birthday. /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

FYI, I do own a pair of moose nugget earrings. I never wear them however, they seem to attract too many flys! /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[missouriboy]

BTW are the moose nuggets in your yard like the chicken nuggets at fast food places?

Probably not, but I heard McDonald's is working on a new sandwich made of moose livers. It's going to be called the McJagger! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Suntied]

Hey EVERYONE!

Thank you so much for bringing up moose turds on a special occasion like me turning freakin' FORTY! /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif I will forever think of this past birthday as my turdiest of all. However, I thought my thirtieth was the turdiest till now. I wonder what I will think of my fiftyieth... my filthiest? I will probably be rolling around in the dirt by then anyway, but I don't plan on being in a climate where the moose hang out (but I do hope to be hanging out myself... hee hee /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif ).

Seriously, thanks for the birthday wishes and right back at all of you when that day arrives/arrived (birthday that is).

I'm still here... just busy with summer fun,
/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif Suntied /infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

[hw]

Happy Birthday chuckie, where ever you may be. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[nudeM]

Let's all get together and wish HW a Happy Birthday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[florida-david]

hw - happy birthday, do something fun without the kids!!!!

enjoy your day, and have a nice dinner, on nudeM of course....

[barelybob]

Here's wishing a very wondrous birthday to a very wondrous lady!

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Happy Birthday, HW! Hope you have many many more.

[fred950]

Happy Birthday, HW!The mushroom doesn't look a day over 39!

[R.M. Greenman]

hw, HAPPY B-DAY

This is a rennie version of a B-DAY song and is meant to be humorous not insulting.

All the world's in dark despair,
people dying everywhere, BUT,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY (BOOM)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY (BOOM)

Now that you're the age you are,
your demise can not be far, BUT,
(corus)

May the candles on your cake,
burn like cities in your wake,
(corus)

There are more verses, but some can be a little on the morbid side.

BTW
The booms represent people beating their chests.

Have a great year.

R.M.GREENMAN /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Bappy Hirthday !! Hw..Hope You have a great day....Best Wishes to a truly special woman..Odie /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif ..PS...My anger management classes are working..The voices say I should be out in a couple months... with good behavior...Hope you have good weather at the Coast /infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

[shãybare]

Happy Birthday, HW. I am eating a piece of cake in your honor.

[hw]

Thanks for all the birthday wishes guys! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif I had a great time at the coast; just me and the kids. /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif
I got a bouquet of flowers from a very special truck driver friend of mine! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif (I was hoping for a Hawaiian necklace, but alas, it was never delivered. /infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif )
Thanks again to all my (_E=MC2_) friends from the forums. You always make My Day more enjoyable! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[hw]

I would like to wish barelybob a wonderful birthday! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif (October 15... I know today is only the 14th in the US, but across the pond it's a whole new day.)
Have a great day Bob..... /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
Now here is a warning for you....Do not try to blow the candles out on your birthday cake using this method.

http://www.StupidVideos.com/?VideoID=579

I think Gamblefish tried this on his last birthday....Let's just say he never has to worry about shaving his "nether region" again! /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[shãybare]

Happy Birthday, barelybob. "Bells and Whistles"

Toot, Toot
Tweet, Tweet
Hope your days
are long
and your nights
are sweet.

[FireProf]

Happy B-day barelybob!

And a belated HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HW!

Sorry I missed sending you this B-day wish on your day.

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[stevenf64]

happy bday buddy
dont celebrate to much and watch out for those candles.
Steve

[barelybob]

Thanks guys! You made 55 feel better, but I'm still just 21. Actually, 21 wasn't all that great. Like Grandpa always said "You're only as old as you feel". So mentally that makes me about 18, physically about 75.

HW, that must have been one serious fish fry. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[gamblefish]

Wow I missed a lot of birthdays...so happy birthday to all you old farts who had birthdays that I missed.

Especially hw who is soooooooooooo old she holds the original patent on the recipe for Spam...or is that nudeM?

And barelybob, who is sooooooooooooooooo old he thinks gays are just really happy people...

[hw]

Spank you FISH...spank you very much! /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif Are you saying I'm old? /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif Thanks buddy! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[barelybob]

Thanks Fish! I might not be gay, but I am happy. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[No Threads]

When I come to this site I always come to this area first.
Yall some funny people.
Keep it up, we need it. Or maybe just me!!
Thanks for the laughs..
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[gamblefish]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by hw:
Spank you FISH...spank you very much! /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif Are you saying I'm old? /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif Thanks buddy! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>No, I'm not saying your old...butt the voices tell me you used to have a pet brontosaurus...is that true?

[Jochanaan]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by No Threads:
When I come to this site I always come to this area first.
Yall some funny people.
Keep it up, we need it. Or maybe just me!!
Thanks for the laughs..
/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Don't you mean, "Fangs a Lot!"

Here's a possible title for an NC-17 rated horror film: "Fangs for the Mammaries." (No, I wouldn't necessarily go to it! /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif )

[gamblefish]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by barelybob:
Thanks Fish! I might not be gay, but I am happy. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>GLAD to hear it...my wife always says, "I'm so happy I gotta sit on my hands to keep from waving.". Sarcasm is so funny...

[gamblefish]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Jochanaan:
Here's a possible title for an NC-17 rated horror film: "Fangs for the Mammaries." (No, I wouldn't necessarily go to it! /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif ) <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>I have three words for that...oww Oww OWW!!!!!

[nudeM]

originally posted by gamblefish:

No, I'm not saying your old...but the voices tell me you used to have a pet brontosourus..is that true?

Back when it was a lizard.

[missouriboy]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by gamblefish:
No, I'm not saying your old...butt the voices tell me you used to have a pet brontosaurus...is that true? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>You are too saying hw's old... it's right up there, see? You said the words "your old butt" to her. /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

Oh, wait! I bet you meant "you're old, but"... Never mind. /infopop/emoticons/icon_redface.gif Now I feel like a butt. /infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

[barelybob]

Not to be getting off topic, but "Happy Halloween"! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[gamblefish]

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http://home.neo.rr.com/gamblefish/Holloween1.jpg

[threadbare]

Gfish, would that be the "Harvest(ed)Moon"?? /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Gamblefish...another fantastic picture /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif How timely..."Shine On..Shine On Harvest Moon" ...Happy Halloween all /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif ...Odb

[hw]

Just to stay off topic... Nice picture of you Fish! Glad to see you got some color in those cheeks....er gills! /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[shãybare]

Nice tan.

[Jochanaan]

I don't know, shaybare; looks a little jaundiced to me.

[hw]

Happy Birthday Shaybare! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Thought I forgot huh? I've been a little busy the last couple of weeks, but I'd never forget you buddy! Hope you have a great day! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif