True Identity Reveiled!!!!

[EricNY]

He has been compared with the likes of tyrants, he is liked and disliked. He has even been compared with a dogs butt.......Yet no one has ever seen his face! Hidden behind a funny nose, fake mustache, and sunglasses, lies a mystery.
who is he where did he come from, and most of all WHY IS HE HERE!

We have scoured every seedy bar and trailer park, throughout the northeast, looking for answers. No one has ever seen this madman. We left no stone unturned, came up with nothing. Then when all hope was lost, there on the side of the road, we saw it. The mythical nude trucker was right there in front of us. Now was our chance.

He tried to ellude the camera, and just before he escaped into the night. We got one picture. Thats right one picture, without his fake nose and glasses.

Stay tuned to this forum because we are going to reveil the REAL Bart Suntied right here at INA. This is no joke, UNLESS I receive 36,000 dollars in YEN I WILL expose suntieds true identity

Stay Tuned

[EricNY]

The real suntied is coming soon, right here!

We are just waiting for Wal-Mart to release the film to us. It seems that there was a nude picture of a female snow man, mixed in that roll. Someone tried to cover it with a tablecloth, but the folks at Wal-Mart felt that the picture was too risky. Once the investigation by the Wal-Mart greeters is complete we will have the film.

Right here before your very eyes you will see what suntied looks like, when you yank off those silly glasses.

Stay Tuned

[Rik]

Hey, I just found these.

http://www.allenshea.com/gifs/disguise.gif

So it's true, Suntied really has been unmasked!!

Rik

[EricNY]

Yes Rik it is true

Hold on to them they me be worth something, after I reveil the "Real Suntied".

Caution the sight of the unmasked face of suntied has been known to cause cancer in laboratory animals.

[gamblefish]

ercNY, I think you mean "revile"...

Wait, we've already done that.

Maybe you mean re-veil as in, "once we see the real Suntied we will wish to re-veil his face once more..."

[EricNY]

The time is here!!

I hope you are sitting down, as this is not for the faint of heart.

Whatever you do remember,that this man is out there. This is not a hoax, but do not panic, you are safe as long as you remain NUDE!!

The real suntied exposed. here

TRUE IDENTITY (http://www.clothesfree.com/personals/suntiedexposed.jpg)

[Rik]

WARNING. Don't click on the link. Trust me!

Rik

[Suntied]

Click on it... PLEASE!!! It makes a better case for the DOG! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif (He may need wittnesses)

Nudity Rules!!!
/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif Suntied /infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

[Corky]

Now you don't have to click on it!!
(Don't blame me Suntied!)
Corky
http://www.clothesfree.com/personals/suntiedexposed.jpg

[Suntied]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Administrator:
Now you don't have to click on it!!
(Don't blame me Suntied!)
Corky
http://www.clothesfree.com/personals/suntiedexposed.jpg <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>I need to by a mirror, I thought my eyes where hazle. I think some one has altered that photo. Didn't I have a real cute mole on my left cheek? And where is the wart over my left eye (I have been growing that for years)?

That's it... I'm gonna get ercNY to counter sue... not the waitress Sue... you know what I mean! Dagnabbit!

Now that's a face that only a mother could love--I think. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[missouriboy]

Maybe I'LL be doing the suing! /infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

I gave ercNY absolutely NO permission to use MY photo! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[EricNY]

If that is your face I would not be thinking about sueing me...... you would have bigger things to worry about, just ask suntied

[Rik]

Am I the only one that thinks that photo of Suntied is a fake?

I could be wrong of course. /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Rik

[EricNY]

Thats right Rik your the only one /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

The rest of us believe everything we see...OR read for that matter /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Suntied]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Rik:
Am I the only one that thinks that photo of Suntied is a fake?

I could be wrong of course. /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Rik <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>SLAM... slap right in the ugly kisser. /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

Better go wash your hand... by the looks of me.
...see why my head is in the ground? /infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

Always picking on me? Now back to this topic... why did the chicken cross the road???

He was running from me!!!
/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif Suntied /infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

[missouriboy]

I heard the chicken did it to demonstrate to Mr. Possum that it CAN be done! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Suntied]

Mr. Possum didn't make it... I tried to vere to the right then left but... thump, thum, thu, th, t. I'm not sure the chickens' intentions were true and sincere. Now we may need to bring the chicken up on charges, but it may be im-possum-ble. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Warning... I am leaving the computer right now and will be out there on the roads... so bebare! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif Suntied /infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

[wannabenaked2001]

NO, no, I am sure the chicken had other objectives. He did the same thing to Mr. skunk, and Mrs. ground hog. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[wannabenaked2001]

Wait! Now that I think of it, Suntied was there too.... It's a conspiracy!

The chicken must have agreed to provide Suntied with all the road-kill he could eat, just so he would leave the chicken alone! /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

[Rik]

Nah! That chicken went out there just to lay it on the line.

Rik

[Snoboy]

I don't think my dog would even sniff that butt. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Suntied]

I would just like to say that, being a new catagory for the forum, WE SURE LOVE IT!!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

I have been off line for two hours then came back to see that the only new posts were down here.

Keep this going... the laughs are great! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

"NO permission to use MY photo!
demonstrate to Mr. Possum that it CAN be done!
He did the same thing to Mr. skunk, and Mrs. ground hog.
with all the road-kill he could eat
just to lay it on the line
my dog would even sniff that butt"

I just want every one to know that the one that revealed my true identity... is the one that wanted this catagory. /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

So, all hail to ercNY for his great IDEA!
I haven't started a new topic since my first two failed, but since my face has become the BUTT of a joke (I guess I started it with the nose), I would like to see what others think of this new catagory and thank ercNY for it. See it in "Off Topic Misc." since it is ment to be serious and we won't have any of that here! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Seriously (but not often)
/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif Suntied /infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

[gamblefish]

I don't see what all the fuss is about. Suntied, I think you look much better than a dog's butt.

Now please, put the glasses/nose/moustache back on before we all vomit on our keyboards...

[Berky]

To be open I guess I would have to say my mother would have dropped me in the river if that would be my face.lol Trying to be an open nudist I saw a girl close to that pic but this was real life. She was a really nice person but life was not so good to her because of an accident. Jokes are ok but can we all be open to people that are not the norm.

[BigTim]

In the words of Foghorn Leghorn:

"That boy, I say, that boy fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!"

Y'all sure do have a great sense of humor. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif It's nice to see the ligher side once in a while...especially these days. /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[krcNY]

Berky,
These are just some guys having some fun.

Suntied is just an easy target because of his great sense of humor. He can find a joke within just a simple sentence. He just keeps egging them on.
I do not think they would pick on anyone else because of their looks.

I keep reading and laughing but I am not as funny as these guys. My replies would be lame, so I just sit and read.

It is great to laugh, in these past days.

[hw]

This is some great stuff. Hope to see more of your humor. Let's all take it the way it is intended, not as put downs. That picture with the dog was very funny.

nuDDe /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Suntied]

Thank you KrcNY... /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Berky....
LIGHTEN UP!!! It is my face with egg on it.(get it... egging them on) I am no where near "the norm" and proud of it! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

I suppose if I weren't such an easy target, I wouldn't look that way... you see I was fairly hungry when they started throughing the eggs, so instead of ducking... well you saw the picture. /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

Just trying to prove krcNY right.
Hee hee,
/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif Suntied /infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

[krcNY]

Hey Suntied,
I was being serious and here you find something funny in there again.

Keep it going!

[Suntied]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by krcNY:
Hey Suntied,
I was being serious and here you find something funny in there again.

Keep it going! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>I was being Suntied... why are you trying to act like Serious? Is that a role model of yours, or are you Surley being Serious. It's an identitey crissis. /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

Ok, so you are just krcNY, but I found something funny again, put it in my pocket, and... oh wait, I don't have any pockets. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

So it might not be funny, but I found it and it is mine... you can't have it!!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Nudity Rules!!!
/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif Suntied /infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

[krcNY]

Good Morning Suntied,

You always seems to make me laugh!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

I am just not quick to pick up on things like some of you guys here in the forum. I think I will just keep reading and laughing.
Have a great one!

Suntied,

It's your great sense of humor that makes you an easy and logical target for everyone else here. They know that you can take it and won't get upset over it. I'm no good at joking and don't really know how to do it without sounding serious and offending people. I really enjoy all the humor here. We need it to relieve tension. Laughter is great medicine, and it's easy to swallow. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[hw]

Where, oh where did Suntied go?
Where oh where can he be?
Is he off with his twin,
Or truckin' again?
Hope to here from him soon-eeee.

Hey I was trying to rhyme. /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[gamblefish]

I bet he is haulin' another load of crap somewhere... /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Good rhyme hw...how 'bout a rap?

Where'd suntied go,
I miss him so,
can't touch this...
can't touch this...
yo! yo! yo!................

[hw]

Gamblefish

I'm not into rap,
cause it sounds like crap.
So just give me a rhyme,
Any-time.

HO HO HO.

(Bet you thought I was gonna say ANYWAY /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif , huh)?

[gamblefish]

There once was a woman called hw,
Who...hey, what the hell rhymes with "w"!??!

[shãybare]

shoved ya? /infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

[hw]

Bubble goo????? /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[gamblefish]

OK, yeah, those are good...lessee.......

There once was a woman called hw
Who wouldn't think twice if she shoved you
If you got up too quick,
She'd call you a pr**k,
And throw a big bucket of bubble-goo...

If you don't like this poem, see hw and shaybare.

PS Shaybare, it's pronounced double-you, not dubba-ya!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif Unless your first name is George...

[hw]

I would never call anyone a pr**k, but I have been known to call nudeM a honey-flavored life saver. Thanks who ever posted that joke.
Gamblefish.....you crack me up......I sure hope everyone else enjoys your humor as much as I do..Do you think?
Good Day, Anyway! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[gamblefish]

I should have added the disclaimer. Here it is...a little too late.

"The above poem about hw in no way reflects the views or opinions of hw. Any likeness to persons living or dead is purely coincidental. We all know hw would never never never use language like that, so please understand that the moron who wrote that piece of trash was only funnin' around. I guarantee that he will be punished in little fishy hell."

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by hw:
Gamblefish.....you crack me up......I sure hope everyone else enjoys your humor as much as I do..Do you think? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>No, no I do not. Think, that is...

PS...Pr**k stands for prank...what did you think I meant? /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif
/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by hw
Good Day, Anyway. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Anyway?!?! Hey, I know what that means!!!

[hw]

Yeah Gamblefish, sure you meant prank! I'm not fallin for that HOOK, LINE, and SINKER, again. Besides, prank does not rhyme with quick, and YOU did want to know what rhymes with w.
Anyway, I guess we'll have to start a new topic called the poets corner. I must warn you I've been writing poetry for a very long time, I even wrote a book that was never published, so I challenge you to a poetry-off! Are you UP for it? Let me know. /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

[gamblefish]

Ok, you caught me...owwwwwwwwwwwiiieeeeee...get that hook outta my mouth!!! Although most of my poetry doesn't rhyme.

Like this one:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Most poems rhyme,
But this one doesn't.

So, in other words( or should I say anyway)...YOU'RE ON!!

PS: OK, so, you're a poet, and the best rhyme you could come up with for "w" was "bubble goo"? Oh, boy...

[hw]

Gamblefish you are out there. Try to rhyme with "E", it is so much easier. Not all poems have to rhyme, and they don't have to start with "roses". Besides we all know not all roses are red. /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[gamblefish]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by hw:
Gamblefish you are out there. Try to rhyme with "E", it is so much easier. Not all poems have to rhyme, and they don't have to start with "roses". Besides we all know not all roses are red. /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Yeah, and my violet crayons are purple, what's up wit' DAT!!!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

[hw]

Purple crayons? Gee I never give crayons that much thought, except when kids decorate my walls.
I'll have to think about this for awhile.

Gamblefish....YOU ROCK!!!!! And I am not shouting, anyway.

Love that humor! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[wannabenaked2001]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by hw:
Besides we all know not all roses are red. /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Reminds me of a Harry Chapin song. /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

As for poetry, I was never very good with it. I think I was in the 7th grade when one of my teachers gave us a poetry assignment. I couldn't come up with anything so I just copied the lyrics from the back of a Alice Cooper album. After that, my teacher offered me some counciling asking "is everything OK at home?". /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

I should have known better. /infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

Come to think of it, a year or two later he (my teacher) was committed. /infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

[hw]

wannabenaked2001
Like I always say, "Some of us are committed to our lives, the rest need to be committed".

I grew up with the music you mentioned. My all time favorite is still Elton John. /infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif