Unwritten laws of what it is to be a man.

[nacktman]

How about a listing of the 'unwritten laws' of what it is to be a man?
I know this can be a hard thing to do but let's list them anyway ... maybe some laughs along the way would be in order.
So everyone add a "LAW".

The List:

Always help the elderly cross the street - particularly a Lady.

[Nu]

Men have unlimited freedom with the TV remote. Flicking quickly through 100 channels is fun!

[nimrod]

Scratching and/or adjusting is socially accecptable anytime anywhere.

[nudeM]

It is perfectly okay for a man to go bare chested in public, and to wear his pants so low, his underwear shows. http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/smoking.gif

[TANZ]

Selective hearing http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/wink3.gif

[usmc1]

Never lift your leg when passing wind in the presence of women, it's less noisy and more dignified.

[Baron Lake]

Every time I try to write down an unwritten law it ends up written. This is just another one of your sneaky tricks ain't it nacktman? There otta be a law.

b.l.

[jon71]

If you ask for directions your man membership will be revoked, lol.

[Pete Knight]

Originally posted by jon71:
If you ask for directions your man membership will be revoked, lol.

I had to chuckle at that one, its so funny and yet so true!

Pete Knight

[R.M.GREENMAN2]

Never get caught being teary eyed during a sad movie!

[nudebushwalker]

"A man is only as old as the woman he is feeling.."

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[bonnie dundee]

a man never gets lost when driving! we are just taking a different route.

"love life as your a long time dead"

[nudenwv]

a man never admits he need to see a doctor!

[Bob S.]

nudenwv:"a man never admits he need to see a doctor!"

...unless he is dating her.

Bob S.

[usmc1]

Let's rewrite the laws! This just in from one of my MySpace friends:

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits.

She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings.

Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."

She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?"

I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.

[DenitaLC]

LMAO.............!!!
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[Fuzzy Nuts]

usmc - My laugh for the day!