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Qikdraw
10-03-2006, 05:41 PM
Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?
Qikdraw
10-03-2006, 05:41 PM
Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?
Liam
10-03-2006, 05:53 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Qikdraw:
Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Snork! http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/laugh.gif
Fuzzy Nuts
10-03-2006, 06:12 PM
I hope most of the Republicans and while doing it it short-circuits. just kidding
barenaked1
10-03-2006, 06:40 PM
The effort is hindered by the prior administration. Yeah, right!

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Liam:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Qikdraw:
Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Snork! http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/laugh.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
barenaked1
10-03-2006, 06:43 PM
Truth speaks!

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Qikdraw:
Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Caipora
10-03-2006, 06:47 PM
This is from a previous scandal, but

Why don't Congressmen use bookmarks?


They just bend the pages over.
nacktman
10-03-2006, 06:50 PM
Yep, none is the answer, though it's because none of'em know what a light bulb is never mind what it's for.

The whole kit and kabootle don't have enough to blow their noses, if brains is dynamite that is!
nacktman
10-03-2006, 06:53 PM
Caipora, Oh, no you didn't!
nimrod
10-04-2006, 11:20 AM
None. Bush Administration officials do not screw, they propogate.

One, but than he makes laws to protect the light bulbs.
nifocinphx
10-04-2006, 01:56 PM
FUNNY!!!
Boreas
10-04-2006, 01:58 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Qikdraw:
Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Good one!
fred950
10-05-2006, 05:51 PM
None!!! They will just get their illegal alien housekeepper to do it! http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/idea3.gif
nudebushwalker
06-03-2008, 05:35 AM
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jmf
07-17-2008, 02:41 AM
None - George W realised very quickly that there isn't enough room inside a light bulb.