Name that member...

[gamblefish]

Ok, hw asked for it...now here it is.

Let's hear those member names! No, not user names, MEMBER NAMES!

There's got to be a ton of 'em, lets hear what ya got. And not just those "technical" names we call our members, but that special name you call it that only you and your significant other know!! I bet you International folk got some good ones we here in the States ain't never heard of.

I got a couple to get us started...

1. Tallywhacker

2. Schlong

3. One-eyed trouser trout (my fav)

Oh, yeah, I call mine Stanley, as in Stanley tools!!

[gamblefish]

Ok, hw asked for it...now here it is.

Let's hear those member names! No, not user names, MEMBER NAMES!

There's got to be a ton of 'em, lets hear what ya got. And not just those "technical" names we call our members, but that special name you call it that only you and your significant other know!! I bet you International folk got some good ones we here in the States ain't never heard of.

I got a couple to get us started...

1. Tallywhacker

2. Schlong

3. One-eyed trouser trout (my fav)

Oh, yeah, I call mine Stanley, as in Stanley tools!!

[hw]

Good one gamblefish.....since I don't have a special tool I'll let you guys come up (ha ha) with names. A good one for you would be "BOBBER". (No offence to any of the Bobs here).
hw /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

We ran this topic a couple of months ago....But ...Me and Freddy are always ready /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[gamblefish]

D'OH!!

[TXK NUDE]

Sorry, I've never named my penis. I simply call it a penis, and that's what I call my son's penis, and it's what I'll call my new son's penis, and what my son's will call their penises and their sons penises.

But... here are names I've heard penises being referred to as...

Willy
Wanker
Trouser Snake
Pocket Pool Cue
Spigot
Drain Valve
Main Vein
Thingee (our babysitter's favorite term)
Pecker (her second favorite term)
Pee-Pee
Tee-Tee
And several FOUR LETTER terms that usually best left in the bedroom between a husband and wife.

[florida-david]

my mom used to call ours a -

wee-wee tail
we use the term penis, i'm not into nicknames

[floridanudeman]

big johnny and the twins was the best or with the fast food craze nice combo

[RT]

RT here again with his penny

It's a penis, why call it anything else ?

A penis is a penis.

RT

[Jerryg]

At my age it's getting to where it doesn't pay any attention no matter what I call it. I'm just thankful it still responds when the wife calls it.
Usually "Dingle". Another name my brother said his son calls his is "Wobble".
Jerry

[Suntied]

How about:

THUNDER GOD ATOP THE TWIN MOUNTAINS... oh... wait... that was just a dream I had... sorry.

I have developed the Dickydo desease though...

My bellys gettin' so big I can't see what my dickydo.

HEE HEE... it's all fun down here at the bottom of the forum (rt... just a penis... c'mon) /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif Suntied /infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

[fred950]

My ex used to refer to mine as "stingbean". My current calls him "smiley".

[Kenny G]

The best one I've heard is "the one-eyed wonder worm". /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Suntied ...reminds me of Dunlops disease,,,My belly dun lop over /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif my belt

[EricNY]

1.Russell The One-Eyed Wonder Muscle
/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
2.Harry & the Hendersons
/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
3. Ralph The Fur Faced Chicken
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4. Tobias the Cheeky Monkey
/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[gamblefish]

Cheeky Monkey?!? OMG............................

[florida-david]

oh, wait, i noticed we call it weenie here. my 6 year old son reminded me...

[gamblefish]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by RT:
RT here again with his penny

It's a penis, why call it anything else ?

A penis is a penis.

RT <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Why do we name our wankers? (hey, there's another one!!)

Well, RT, I don't know about you, but I don't want 95% of my decisions made by a stranger... /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Rt and others not into nicknames...Penis just seems such a cold and clinical term for such a special source of pleasure who does have a mind of his own at times... /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[hw]

Exactly Outdoorbare! After all isn't this under Off Topic Fun Stuff. I think fun is the optimal word here. "Is optimal a word"? But I think you get the idea. So lighten up everyone, and have fun with your member....name. /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[tarsus]

my aunt used to refer to it as ding dong.
later a snack cake came out as king ding dong.
never could bring myself to eat that snack cake.
name as since changed. wonder why?
oh well i was always a pie person any way.

[tarsus]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Suntied:
How about:

THUNDER GOD ATOP THE TWIN MOUNTAINS... oh... wait... that was just a dream I had... sorry.

I have developed the Dickydo desease though...

My bellys gettin' so big I can't see what my dickydo.

HEE HEE... it's all fun down here at the bottom of the forum (rt... just a penis... c'mon) /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif Suntied /infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>suntied, you are a funny person when you loosen up.just wanted you know next time i read one of your posts, i will make sure i am not drinking something

[gamblefish]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by tarsus:
my aunt used to refer to it as ding dong.
later a snack cake came out as king ding dong.
never could bring myself to eat that snack cake.
name as since changed. wonder why?
oh well i was always a pie person any way. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>That proves my theoretical answer to this question: How do you get a twinkie pregnant?

Put it in a box of ding dongs...

[missouriboy]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by hw:
"Is optimal a word"? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Yes, it is. But I bet you were looking for "operative." /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Win I right, I haft and aweful thyme fining the rite word. /infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

[hw]

Thanks Missouriboy...I knew someone would find the right word. I'm not much of a cunning linguist, /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif but I'll keep trying. /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[bigbird]

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest *****.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your **** .
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.

~Eric Idle

[hw]

Hey Bigbird, that was great! You do have a sense of humor. Way to go. /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[wannabenaked2001]

Yes Bigbird, that song always makes me smirk! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[bigbird]

A thank you, a thank you.

It is I, King of the dick jokes!

/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[Kenny G]

Speaking of "Dick" jokes, one of the guys where I worked is named Richard. When introducing him to a new employee, Tom (another worker there) introduced him as Richard, "but everyone calls him Dick". Hearing this, I perked up and said,"so THAT'S why we call him 'Dick'"!

[TXK NUDE]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by outdoorbare:
Suntied ...reminds me of Dunlops disease,,,My belly dun lop over /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif my belt <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>The Furniture Disease...when your CHEST falls into your DRAWERS!

[hw]

I never heard of furniture disease.....that is good TXK NUDE. /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[wannabenaked2001]

I once knew a man named Richard Long. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Naturist Mark]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wannabenaked2001:
I once knew a man named Richard Long. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>My father's urologist is named Richard Tapper...

[missouriboy]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by hw:
...I'm not much of a cunning linguist... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Heck, I knew that, beings yer married to a guy... /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[missouriboy]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by naturistmark1:
My father's urologist is named Richard Tapper... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Hmmm... I wonder what Dr. Hindsight's specialty is... /infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

[hw]

Missouriboy, This thumbs up is for Dr. Hindsight. How about the Dentist Dr. Payne? Or the Gynocologist, Dr. Enloe?
Good day! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[Snoboy]

My Dad always called his the "Tallywhacker". As for me, I prefer "Johnson" because of all the cool t-shirts that portray his adventures. Get nekkid...we have 50 degree temperatures here in Anchorage today. Yippee!!!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[threadbare]

There was a website--starma.com( It seems to be MIA now), but it contained a section on euphamisms which had several hundred names for both the trailer hitch(male) and the receiver(female) One that struck me funny was "Willy the One-Eyed Wonder Weasel" or "Heat Seeking Moisture Missle". My mother referred to it as "Dickey Bird", I have not a clue from where that came. I've always to it as my "Willy". /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
My wife and I had a discussion on what we would call our parts for our kids( G 15mos & B -2mos(Due June 20th)), we settled on Willy and Suzie. Wife wouldn't go for _ooter, /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif , can't understand why /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

[gamblefish]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by hw:
Missouriboy, This thumbs up is for Dr. Hindsight. How about the Dentist Dr. Payne? Or the Gynocologist, Dr. Enloe?
Good day! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Eenie, meenie, miney, moe
I wonder where that thumb will go...

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by THREADBARE There was a website--starma.com( It seems to be MIA now), but it contained a section on euphamisms which had several hundred names for both the trailer hitch(male) and the receiver(female) One that struck me funny was "Willy the One-Eyed Wonder Weasel" or "Heat Seeking Moisture Missle". My mother referred to it as "Dickey Bird", I have not a clue from where that came. I've always to it as my "Willy".
My wife and I had a discussion on what we would call our parts for our kids( G 15mos & B -2mos(Due June 20th)), we settled on Willy and Suzie. Wife wouldn't go for _ooter, , can't understand why /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>"Heat seeking moisture missle"...I like that. How about "Hot beef injection", or should that be injecter??

Don't know why your wife wouldn't go for _ooter, I know I sure would.

[CalgaryMark]

Heat-seeking guided muscle. . . /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

[TXK NUDE]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by THREADBEAR:

My wife and I had a discussion on what we would call our parts for our kids( G 15mos & B -2mos(Due June 20th)), we settled on Willy and Suzie. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>As "pet names" for their genitals? Or yours? May I suggest, as a father of two myself, that you stick with penis and vagina? At least until they understand those terms? I am also a sexual abuse survivor, and can attest to the fact that children who don't know the proper names for their body parts are more easily abused than those that do. It's a lot harder to get a little boy to kiss "your hamster" when he knows immediately that it's no hamster squirming in your shorts!

[hw]

Woo-Hoo Gamblefish!!!!!!!!!!!!! Help me!
************************************************
TXK NUDE.....You are so right! This was supposed to be a fun post, I am sorry for your pain. Maybe you should post that question to the other people. You may just find something else to share with all these people. /infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

[TXK NUDE]

hw, thanks for the concern...I wasn't trying to bring a downer, most of the names are hilarious, but many fo them are born out a parent's embarrassment to even address their children's bodies properly, or discouraging their kids from learning about their bodies and bodily functions. My oldest son, at nearly two knows when I ask him where his penis is, and knows what pee-pee is. Now is okay to start with the funny names, as long as he is aware that no matter what you call it, it's still a penis.

[hw]

TXK NUDE............I hope I didn't sound too harsh. I think you should post a topic on the subject of abuse survivers. Whatever kind of abuse it is or was is wrong. Sometimes sharing with others can be very theraputic. Think about all you share with these people right now...
The want and need to be nude, right? I'll bet you are not the only one in forums who has had the trauma of abuse. Maybe that could be another connection for some of you. You can pm me anytime, I'm not an expert, but I have survived a lot of crap in my life. I always keep these words in my mind, "That which doesn't kill you makes you stronger". I really believe that! Hope to hear from you soon.
Have a nice evening. /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[C]

At first, I thought we were talking about people nemes.

Pee pee thing

(might have been applied to my sister as well)

That's what the parents termed it. I don't really call it anything. No more so than I'd name my fingers or nose.

[hw]

ccsccs7
Some people do name their fingers.....Let's see there's thumb, (not to be confused with fingers), pinky the little guy, ring the 4th, pointer, index, first, then my favorite, the middle one. This is how most people communicate while driving on crowded freeways, during rush hour.

The voices told me this. /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[gamblefish]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by hw:
then my favorite, the middle one. This is how most people communicate while driving on crowded freeways, during rush hour.

The voices told me this. /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Yeah, I get a lot of this...everyone tells me I'm number one!!!

[fred950]

Seen on a mens room wall... Moby Dick is NOT a social disease...neither is Grape nuts. Give to find a cure for puberty.

[hw]

Gamblefish............I'd rather be #1 than #2.

Grapenuts! What are those made with? Grapes don't have nuts, they have seeds. Now that I think about it I guess some nuts do have seeds. /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[EricNY]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Now that I think about it I guess some nuts do have seeds <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>hmmmm.......hw seeds /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[gamblefish]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by hw:
Gamblefish............I'd rather be #1 than #2. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Yeah, fer sure...Hey, why is it that the most popular pencils are #2? What happened to the #1 pencil...?

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by hw:

Grapenuts! What are those made with? Grapes don't have nuts, they have seeds. Now that I think about it I guess some nuts do have seeds. /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>I had grape nuts once...man, I just can't describe the feeling when that pressure gets released...talk about "woo-hoo!!".

[hw]

GF...............................The voices said to tell you to stop jacking...........no wait....jerking people's chains. You're on a roll, what kind of sandwich are you? /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[EricNY]

I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor
I work at great depths
I plunge head first into everything I do
I do not get weekends off or public holidays
I work in a damp environment
I don't get paid overtime
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
I work in high temperatures
My work exposes me to contagious diseases

Dear Penis,

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight
You fall asleep on the job after brief work period
You do not always follow the orders of the management team
You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing
You'll retire well before reaching 65
You're unable to work double shifts
You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the day's work. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.

Sincerely,
The Management

[florida-david]

gamblefish - the #1 pencil was not a better grade of pencil and it was just tooo hard. really....

[gamblefish]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by florida-david:
gamblefish - the #1 pencil was not a better grade of pencil and it was just tooo hard. really.... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Wow, the last time I heard anybody complaining about something being too hard was....well...never!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[gamblefish]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by hw:
GF...............................The voices said to tell you to stop jacking...........no wait....jerking people's chains. You're on a roll, what kind of sandwich are you? /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Tuna on wry, baby!!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif ..............<")))))))>{

[hw]

Of all the things, you had to say tuna!!!! That has so many levels of insanity, I wouldn't touch it with your /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif ...........never mind.

[Jochanaan]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by hw:
Of all the things, you had to say tuna!!!! That has so many levels of insanity, I wouldn't touch it with your /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif ...........never mind. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Oh boy! The most musical fish! I was told once that you can tune a piano but you can't--well, I'll let you guess. /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

This topic gives me the willies. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Seriously, I seldom call it anything but its name. I like D.H. Lawrence's moniker of John Thomas, but since my name is John--ooooh, don't go there!!!

P.S. My college roommate had the--er--testicles to ask me, "With a name like yours, do you ever feel like you've been--used?" (quoth I, flushing)

[hw]

Hi, Jochanaan......This is good stuff....Don't let Gamblefish know I told you...he would be so jealous.....The Voice /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[gamblefish]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Jochanaan:

This topic gives me the willies. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Funny, this topic gives me the John Thomases.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by hw:

Hi, Jochanaan......This is good stuff....Don't let Gamblefish know I told you...he would be so jealous.....The Voice <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>That's it, hw!! I'm sending my voices over there to beat the snot out of your voices!!!

[hw]

Oh Yeah Gamblefish, like I'm so scared. Wait who's that knocking on the door???? ........... 10 minutes later.........Just a dang door-to-door salesman, I didn't think anything about him being naked, til I saw where they pinned his name tag...that must'a hurt! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[TXK NUDE]

I was thinking on this topic today and remembered what my brother said on his wedding day, "Mr. Happy finally gets to come out and play!" Mr. Happy? GEEZ!

Also, a friend of mine from High School was rather well endowed, even for a white man, but had a difficult time getting dates. When asked why, he responded wryly "I guess not every girl goes for every Tom's dick that's hairy!" Get it? Tom...Dick...Harry? hehe

[gamblefish]

I don't get it.

Anyway TXK, get that avatar fixed or the voices are gonna visit you too... /infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

[Nude in the North]

I named mine "Shrimp"
I thought it was cute when I found out how much my wife liked Shrimp.
Untill I found out she only likes it Deep Fried.

Steve

Q: Who do you think your going to satisfy with that little thing?

A: ME!

[missouriboy]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nude in the North:
I named mine "Shrimp"
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Jumbo? or... /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[wannabenaked2001]

cocktail

[Jill]

My husband called his at one time, SHLADOINGLE.? He said it has never been spelled. I call it Pork Chop! I call my son's stick and berries..LOL..They know it's proper name also. Please no complaints!LOL
J

[hw]

Hey Jill, those are great names.....and they're not proper names, but that's ok. This is supposed to be a fun post.
I was thinking (and it hurt), maybe it could be a reference to something unique to the state you reside in. Here in California, Shakers comes to mind for all the earthquakes we are famous for. Snake for the desert, and of course Hanging Chads for Florida. Can anyone think of any more? /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Naturist Mark]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by hw:
Here in California, Shakers comes to mind for all the earthquakes we are famous for. Snake for the desert, and of course Hanging Chads for Florida. Can anyone think of any more? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>How about 'Taft' for Ohio?

No wait...
already being used...

[gamblefish]

Good one naturistmark1.

It would be funny if it wasn't so true.

Here's one for Cali...Fruit and nuts (present company excepted).

[hw]

GF, Didn't you know that here in California we have all the best fruits and nuts?!!!!! Have you ever seen a kiwi? That would be a good name too as they look just like, pm me and I'll tell you!!!!!!!!!!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
Good dairy products too, but I wouldn't want to step in that!!!! oops, too late. DUH! /infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

[Naturist Mark]

Thingy (http://joolsc.net/ftp/monty/sounds/THINGIE.WAV)

[hw]

Warning!!!!!!!! Do not click on naturistmark1's thingy. Just kidding /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif I didn't play the whole thing-y. Another good name though. /infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

[missouriboy]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by hw:
...Can anyone think of any more? /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Arizona Hot Rod.

Idaho Potato. (Caution: remember to put it in front, though.)

Missouri Mule?

Arkansas Outlaw. (The statutes there, y'see.)

Iowa Corncob.

Wisconsin Johnson.

New York Dork.

Louisiana Banana.

Kentucky ... Kentucky ... (Nope, don't go there.)

Indiana Bones. (Jones, see? AAhhhhh, skip this one.)

Tennessee Stud.

Alabama Whammer.

New Hampshire Hamster.

Delaware Hardware.

Mississippi Squirrel.

[hw]

All good names Missouriboy how about:
New York Pork
Florida Frank
Maine Drain
Not as good as yours, but still funny I hope. /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[missouriboy]

And with all this, the poor old topic died. Sniffle! /infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

[gamblefish]

Wait, no, this topic can't die!! It's the only one I've given birth to!! I've had to steal all the rest...

Anyway, I am thinking of changing the name of my member from Stanley the Power Tool to......................

Mini-Me

Whaddya think?

[wannabenaked2001]

Ya know, .... You do look alike! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[gamblefish]

Oh wannabenaked2001, you rotten little scoundrel wannabe you!!!

How could you turn on me like that?

Although, now that you mention it...

[Dolby]

gamblefish,

In keeping with the Austin Powers theme, I think I'll call mine Dr. Evil!

[gamblefish]

Groovy baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Naturist Mark]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by gamblefish:
Groovy baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Oh, Behave!

[fred950]

How could we possibly have forgotten Chuck Berry singing about his Ding-A-Ling?

[Suntied]

Thanks for putting that song in my head... Fred! Guess I won't go swimming today afterall. Remember the turtle bit the member, I mean ding-a-ling? /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[gamblefish]

You just gotta hold onto it, that's all Suntied.

The five year old sister of my new Godchild loves the Cinderella story and was watching the Disney movie when she noticed the Prince had the same first name as me.She connected and wondered if I was a Fairy Godfather and had a magic wand. /infopop/emoticons/icon_redface.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Anybody old enough to remember the old Buster Brown Show..."Plunk your magic twanger Froggy" /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Bob]

And at the request of a friend that I put a picture of a naked chick on my page.. Here it is!

http://home.cogeco.ca/~woproject/images/chick.gif

[hw]

Magic wand, outdoorbare? That's a good'un. /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[stevenf64]

I dont have a special name for it however I was so proud I built a big shed over it /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[hw]

stevenf64....Does your shed ever shed, it's skin?
Now, just to stay on topic for some of you who think I can't....have you seen nudeM's picture? Now you know why I refer to it as stubs or the little dipper. /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif Stars and Strips /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif forever! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[gamblefish]

"So we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde, and that's it hangin' on the shed....."

hw, you'd better be nice to nudeM...after all, look what he has to put up with...

[hw]

GF, I am nice to nudeM, I did let him marry me right? /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif It's not what he has to put up with, it's what I have to put up with!
With what I saw on the beach this week end I'd have to say he is an "Average Joe", but someone is already using that name under user names, not name that member. Funny how some of us can get right back on topic, huh? /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[Bryony H]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by hw:
Missouriboy, This thumbs up is for Dr. Hindsight. How about the Dentist Dr. Payne? Or the Gynocologist, Dr. Enloe?
Good day! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>There was once a gynocologist who introduced himself as

"Dr. Smith at your cervix"

[gamblefish]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by hw:
GF, I am nice to nudeM, I did let him marry me right? /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif It's not what he has to put up with, it's what I have to put up with!
With what I saw on the beach this week end I'd have to say he is an "Average Joe", but someone is already using that name under user names, not name that member. Funny how some of us can get right back on topic, huh? /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>I see, it's all about you, isn't it!!

So, you were a pecker checker this weekend, huh? Hey, there's another member name!!<-----note:also on topic

PS: Did y'all see the pecker on that chick up above?

[nudeM]

Yea gamblefish, that chick really had a pecker on it, and to think the moderators had the decency to display a hard pecker on this site. Just goes to show that size does matter, in this case, the chicks' pecker, whereas the chick was still able to hold it's head up high. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif