Tightwads

[chuckie30]

Having read some posts in other threads I had to post this here, cant we rather have joke threads that ignore certain ppl? like tightwads? I could mention names but that wouldnt be nice would it?

Lets here all about these tightwads now.

hehehehehehe /infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

[gamblefish]

OK, I'll bite. (no hooks please).

What the hell are you talking about chuckie!?! /infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

[hw]

Sounds serious gf....why are you off topic again? /infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif This is supposed to be funny!
/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[gamblefish]

Oh geez, I can't get anything right anymore!

I think my voices got laryngitis... /infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

C'mon Chuckie...I see you there. What is up wit dis?

[chuckie30]

Well seeing as though some comlplain about threads being hijacked for jokes, we should ban them from reading this thread? Those who object to some good humour and cannot see the funny side of life are all tightwads. ie: they have wads of something stuck somewhere that makes em tight.

[missouriboy]

A highwayman accosts Jack Benny with the demand, "Your money or your life!"

Jack just stands there with that trademark deadpan long take he's famous for.

The highwayman, frustrated, yells, "I said, 'YOUR MONEY OR YOUR LIFE!!!!"

Jack ponders a moment or two more, then replies thoughtfully, "I'm thinking, I'm thinking!"

[hw]

Thanks for clearing that up for us chuckie. But I have to disagree. I think the "Tightwads" you speak of should not be banned from this post. They need to know that life is not just one serious soap opera, fun stuff happens too. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Oh no, here I go, posting on the wrong topic again! Stick around "tightwads", you may learn to go with the flow, no strings attached. /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[shãybare]

"How was your trip toCalifornia"
"Well, a mugger stopped me and said, 'Gimme your money or I'll blow your brains out.' "
"What did you do?"
"I told him to go ahead and shoot. He was so shocked that he ran away."
"Wow! I guess it worked, but why did you tell him to shoot?"
"Because you don't need brains to live in California, but you can't get along without money."

[gamblefish]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by chuckie:
Well seeing as though some comlplain about threads being hijacked for jokes, we should ban them from reading this thread? Those who object to some good humour and cannot see the funny side of life are all tightwads. ie: they have wads of something stuck somewhere that makes em tight. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Hey chuckie, thanks for clearing that up for mee tooo.

The voices say I gotta go with hw on this one. I don't like censorship too much...and would rather everyone be able to view everything, maybe that's why I am a nudist!!

What? Oh, the voices say "hello chuckie, and welcome to the booby hatch..."

Chuckie, I like that name. Reminds me of Child's Play. Ask anyone here, I love being childish!!!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

[shãybare]

What is ppl? Political protacol language? /infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

Forever confused,
Shaybare

[gamblefish]

people

[chuckie30]

Hi fish, I have been using this nick for so long I dont remember why I chose it. but I am a keen fisherman, so watch out for those hooks.
smiles
chuckie

[barelybob]

I don't mean to get back on topic, but i do hate it when my wad gets tight. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[gamblefish]

So you'd rather be a loose wad?

[Suntied]

HW, telling the tightwads to "stick" around... bagnabit! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Even though they don't have one, loose wads need to "stick" around alot more than the ones that rely on that stick. /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

Anybody know what happened to that User Names topic in misc. It disapeared. /infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

Hee Haw,
/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif Suntied /infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

[chuckie30]

what do sticks have to do with wads? loose or tight wads? do they use the sticks to push the wads home?

[gamblefish]

If you're a tightwad, you get beat with a stick until you become a loose wad, that's why barelybob hates it when his wad gets tight.

Suntied, Bartamus probably yanked the user name thread becuz we yanked it so far out of topic it could not be saved. They tried to use those electric thingies that you rub together and then put on the chest area and say "CLEAR!" and it goes "ffffpoont!!", but I think it was too late...Poor thread... /infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

[shãybare]

Suntied,
The disappearing threads happen to me quite alot.. If someone knows the answer I'd shore appreciate it. Thanks.

Forever Nude,
Shaybare

[gamblefish]

Threads can be deleted either by the administrators or by the originator of that thread.

[shãybare]

Thanks gamble fish for the answers. Your pretty smart for a postal.
/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Forever Nude,
Shaybare

[gamblefish]

Hey, we may not be able to read, but we ain't stooooooooooooopid!!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

[krcNY]

Hi guys,
Boy have I missed alot in the past couple of weeks. I enjoy all the jokes and banter. Unfortunately I do not have the voices in my head. I keep ercNY around for that, he is the fun one in this household. I just wanted to add a quote for those "tightwads"

Life's short. If you don't look around once in a while you might miss it. .

Sit back read and enjoy, so the threads go a little to the side, so what, join in and bring the topic back. It really is not that hard.

[hw]

barelybob......a little "Pam" might unstick that tightwad. Another option might be a hand pump..(see Suntied for instructions on the proper use of pumps). /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
krcNY...glad you're back among the inane! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[gamblefish]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by krcNY:

Life's short. If you don't look around once in a while you might miss it. .

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>It's not really that life is so short, but that you're dead for so long...

Glad you missed us krcNY. Did you have to do ercNY's laundry again? Is that where ya been? Well, that's a purty lame excuse, seein' that ercNY is a NUDIST!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

hw, it sounds like this "Pam" girl really gets around. I'm not sure that is really appropriate for this forum. Then again, maybe she is just what these tightwads need...a good spray up the wazoo... /infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

[hw]

Good save Gamblefish......tightwads need Pam if they got a stick stuck somewhere. /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif As for "Pam", well, let's just say she does spread herself pretty thin. She travels the USA with the likes of sunny truck ddddddrivers. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif Sorry my keyboard got stuck.....better go see if Pam is still in the kitchen. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[barelybob]

That's right, in the kitchen where she belongs, barefoot. Is that sexist? /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[missouriboy]

Not barefoot (winter). Pregnant (summertime's a comin'). /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[hw]

Yes barelybob....That is a sexist, tightwad response! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif Missouriboy....are you still having winter? Poor thing.....sun is shining today...guess I'll go barefoot, but never pregnant again! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[shãybare]

All women say that, hw, but it still seems to happen anyway. You do know what causes it don't you? Hint: If NudeM suggests playing cards, don't let him choose poker. /infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

Forever Nude,
Shaybare

[hw]

Shaybare.....I say that, and I mean it....I figured out what caused it and got it fixed so it don't break again! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
nudeM does play cards, but he only plays with himself....solitare! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif Maybe he's one of the tightwads? /infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[shãybare]

My ex-wife used an old fashioned birth controll method. It's called skillet. /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

Forever Nude,
Shaybare /infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

[chuckie30]

how come everyone is sticking to the topic? I thought this was an off topic thread????

Why did the woman cross the road?

who cares whats she doing out the kitchen in the first place?

[nudeM]

Yes, I do play "poker", but not for the reasons stated. Getting hw knocked-up, is not my idea of having fun, it's the process that goes with it, that counts. Also, I play strip poker by my self, and I always manage to loose. I did go to a bar one time, and there was a sign on the wall that stated "..liquer in the front, poker in the rear.." Never understood that meaning. /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[hw]

This is so true...nudeM never understood that sign....but then again, he never has played cards with a full deck /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif
Are we staying too much on topic? /infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif
chuckie.....speaking of sticking /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[chuckie30]

Speaking of sticking. glue, I believe is rather good for sticking things together. Superglue was made for men, its just so quick.

[hw]

So chuckie are you saying that superglue will give a quick stick to a stick.... or more men are inclined to use superglue because they are so quick? /infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[shãybare]

I wanted to say something but I'm stuck. /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Forever Nude,
Shaybare /infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

[chuckie30]

Well hw, I would think that it depends on your point of view. It could just be a quick stick or it sticks so quick cause else the guy would forget what he was doing, cause we all know how short a guys attention span is.

Well hw, I would think that it........ I'm having this wierd sense of deja vu, wonder why? Now what was I saying? I forget.

If i remember I will post it.

chuckie

[hw]

Hey chuckie...it's just the voices getting to you. They thought gamblefish had flown the coop, so they tried to get into your brain.
Now, about that stick.... /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[gamblefish]

Sticks and stones may break my bones...

But leather and chains excite me.

As for super-glue...I like my stick unstuck, thank you...

[hw]

Gamblefish....would you please stick to the topic? We don't want the tightwads getting a stick stuck in the middle of stick jokes! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
So really chuckie, what is a tightwad? You can pm me if you don't want to share with the rest of the class. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[chuckie30]

Well hw, a tightwad is like those people with no sense of humour and object to it in normal threads. I see them in that their minds are so closed that they are like wads of wet paper stuck together. Even toilet paper if you like.

About those voices, I dont hear them much anymore, but its nice to go see them, at least they know me, lol.

Superglue and those sticks dont really mix. I once heard of a couple who in the dark mistook a tube of superglue for lubricant...........

[barelybob]

Now that's getting your stick stuck. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[fred950]

I thought a tight wad was something you took Ex-Lax for...ooops, that was another post

[fred950]

Ex-Lax? Ha!! Miss a support payment and see how lax she is!

[hw]

How funny you guys are! Thanks for joining in the fun. Yeah them tightwads really constipate the whole system. Sometimes the jokes have no where to go so they have to spill over into other threads. So everyone re-lax.....but only if the tightwad gets stuck again! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[hw]

Hey Chuckie, how come you don't want to play in the tightwad sand box any more? Even Gamblefish doesn't want to play here any more /infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif waaaaaaa. I guess I'll just have to sit here and play with my.......voices. (What did you think I was going to say?) /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[chuckie30]

Woohoooooo, the voices have left me to go play with you. But the problem with the sand box is that its filled with tightwads. Do you think we can ask a woman to come and clean it up and put sand in it?

chuckie

[hw]

Hey Chuckie...nice to know someone is still around. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif As for your question......no we cannot have a woman come in and clean the sand box. She might mistake Ssssuntiedddd for a cat tu*d again like Gamblefish said and then we will have everyone lost and no one can join the posse to look for any one. /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif Oh, wait, that was on Scooby Doo topic... dang the voices....they keep me confused /infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif I'm off...but you all knew that, right? /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[chuckie30]

You're off???? I thought I smelt something. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
But i dont see anything in here looking like a cat tu*d. kitty do maybe hehehehe.

[hw]

Chuckie...You are a fun playmate /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif .... what smell you talking about? Are you saying Ssssuntieddd stinks? Or his twin has been here too? /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif His twin is a dog though.
Note to dog owners.... Please carry a plastic bag with you on the dog walks (or nude runs), to pick up what fido leaves. /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
Back to the topic: Confucius say...walk softly and carry a big "stick". /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Suntied]

Confusious also say, "Carry big stick in wrong place... you walk bow-legged with butt in air."

My brother cleans the litter box for me so it is his breath you are smelling... EEWWWWW.... sorry, but it realy happened! Then I discovered this cool invention called a Cat-door. Do you have one on your house Gamblefish?

[hw]

Suntied.... Confusius say: Wearing scrunchy on cracked brillo soap pad make Gamblefish very leery of cat doors! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif Also brillo make very good tightwad. /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Cofucious say..."Man with hand in pocket feel cocky" /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[chuckie30]

Well hw, I thought you said you were off, or you left yourself out of the refridgerator too long? That was the smell, cant be cats cause i dont have any.

Fun playmate? I thought those appeared in magazines that made sticks appear? hehehehe.

Confucious say:"man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger."

[missouriboy]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by chuckie:
I thought I smelt something. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Smelt? Isn't that another fish?

"Of all the smelt I ever smelt, I never smelt a smelt like that smelt smelt."

[hw]

Chuckie, Missouriboy, Outdoorbare, Suntied, Gamblefish, and Shaybare.....plus a few more... you guys are the best! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif If I didn't have you all to play with in the sand box...well I'd be "stuck" doing the house-work all day! /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

For those that want to know: yes I am off.. in my own little world without my rocker!

I do think I "smelt" something a little fishy in this post... was that a finger? No, I think it was that fishy tuna on rye. Or maybe just a tightwad stuck in cyberspace. /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif lol

[shãybare]

All these troutpics about fish have got me reeling. Hurry, someone give me some smelting salts.

Forever Nude,
Shaybare /infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

[gamblefish]

Alright everyone, y'all clam up on the fish jokes, ya hear? I've got half a mind to infect you all with salmon-nella...no, really, I've got half a mind...hw has the other half... http://home.neo.rr.com/gamblefish/stinky.gif

[gamblefish]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Suntied:
Confusious also say, "Carry big stick in wrong place... you walk bow-legged with butt in air."

My brother cleans the litter box for me so it is his breath you are smelling... EEWWWWW.... sorry, but it realy happened! Then I discovered this cool invention called a Cat-door. Do you have one on your house Gamblefish? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Yeah, I got a cat-door. It leads right to my dog's bowl. Here is a pic of one of my dogs getting ready for dinner. He likes to clean his food before he eats it. Then he will play with it for a while. Monopoly, checkers or some such...Then it's gulp-city!!!!!Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...tastes like, ummmm, SPAM!!!!

http://home.neo.rr.com/gamblefish/doglick.jpg

[hw]

Gamblefish.... Did you know that if you let that dog keep licking his dinner like that he's going to end up with a hair-ball? Unless he already has one. /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

And now that you've mentioned Spam....you really need to ask nudeM about his recipe for that taste treat! /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[gamblefish]

Gee, my dog ate a basket the other day...do you think he will get a basket-ball?

Ok, I'll bite. (I am a fish, ya know...)

NudeM, what is your spam-related recipe(he asked him knowingly...)?

[chuckie30]

dont think he will get a basketball, but might become a basket case?

[hw]

I'm pretty much the basket case of the forums.. so I don't think eating a basket, (was that an Easter basket), would make the fish dog a case. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif But I will admit I think GF and I may have the record for the all time most PM's between two users. /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif We do "stick" together like a "tightwad" wedged in .... what was that GF? /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[chuckie30]

Let me get this right, hw you and gf have the record for the most pms between the two of you? I thought pms was somthing a woman had once a month and now you are sharing it???? /infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

And what is a basket case any ways? a case is something u can close, and a basket is something which has no lid and u carry things in it.

I'm really confused now??????? /infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

[gamblefish]

Chuckie, you must live in the Bay of Plenty Confused...and has anyone else noticed that Chuckie's pic looks like, uhhhh, well, nevermind...

hw and I share a brain, and voices, (and a love for snail-spam casserole, but that's a whole 'nother topic...) which means that when hw has PMS I get b*tchy and when I get a hankerin' to watch the Man Show, hw gets a funny feeling in her loins...IF you know what I mean... /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Now I have said too much... /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

[chuckie30]

Whats wrong with that picture??!!!??

snail spam casserole? mmmmmm sounds nice. do tell more. /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

[hw]

Chuckie, that is a nice picture... to me it looks like something that tube of crack cream should clear right up! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
Gamblefish and I do not share PMS... we share PM's, which is almost like BM's butt not quite as "messy"! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
As for snails and spam.... ask nudeM... he'll probably slap the fish right out of me for telling you this. /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[gamblefish]

Alright hw. That's enough cracks about chuckie's crack...

Sorry chuckie. There is nothing wrong with your picture. I forgot, we nudists are supposed to look past physical appearances and see the inner beauty that we all possess.

It really doesn't matter that your face looks like my wife's a$$. /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Besides, my wife's a$$ is bee-yoo-tee-full!!!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

[hw]

Good save Gamblefish... I know your wife walked in the room as you were writing that one! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
I was not making fun of Chuckie, Chuckie is my friend, Chuckie hears the voices too! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[stevenf64]

Butt gf I was always told that crack kills?
now i am confused I thought killer was a cat not a crack.
PS PMS whats that i thought it meant post man sydrome. now i am confused /infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

[hw]

Stevenf64.... Are you hearing the voices too? They try to confuse you at first, but once you start thinking like the rest of the knuckleheads, things should be back to normal. Of course there is never normal in the voices world. /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif Just sit back and enjoy the ride of topic jumping. We often refer to posts on other topics, jumping back and forth between posts. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif Once you get used to it you won't need the dramamine any more. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif So what was this topic, Chuckie? Sticks and tightwads? /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[gamblefish]

stevenf64, hw is right. The voices may try to confuse you and tell you everything is ok, but we all know you're a knucklehead...

For those who care enough to ask like stevenf64:

Killer is a crackhead cat who attacks (from behind) postmen who suffer from PMS...

If you have any questions, see barelybob. I think he is i rehab somewhere, mumbling something like "kitty crack kills, and I don't care...".

[hw]

Gamblefish...speak for yourselves, I am not a knucklehead, I am a Brillo-soap-pad head, just ask Suntied! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
What was the topic? maybe Chuckie can help me out. I think we may need more Pam to un"stick" this topic....whad ya think? /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[chuckie30]

Topic? whats that? who cares anyway???????

[barelybob]

GF, they kicked me out of rehab for mumbling off key. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[missouriboy]

I think it was David Letterman who revealed that Spam was first formulated sometime in 1938. Then he informed us they're going to mix up a second batch next Friday.

Once the FDA sent them a letter for not complying fully with the truth-in-labeling laws about the ingredients in Spam. The company protested the charges, explaining that the name itself was an acronym for the ingredients... Skunk, Possum And Mice.

[hw]

Gee Missouriboy, that almost has the same letters as pms! I wonder if there is a connection with that? /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif Skunks, and Possums, and Mice, oh my..... /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[gamblefish]

My favorite spam recipe would have to bee...

Lobster Thermidor au Crevettes with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.

[gamblefish]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by barelybob:
GF, they kicked me out of rehab for mumbling off key. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>That's ok barelybob, rehab is for quitters anyway...

[Suntied]

Gamblefish,
I noticed you like to change you Avatar alot... your new one is making me veeeeerrrrrry hungry. /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

I'm not a cat, but they don't corner the market on fish cousien... however, the Asians do have something on us about the dogs. How much does that Shepherd weigh? Could make a couple of bucks off him, since you wok on postal pay. Just a suggestion. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif Suntied /infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif
Meow /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

[hw]

I don't know Suntied, that fish looks pretty stinky to me! Do you stink he'll be offended if I say that? /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
Since you both brought up the cooking thread, why do they have to cure pork? If it's sick, I don't think I want it anyway! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Meow 2 /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

[Suntied]

I thought that was steam coming from Gamblefish's Yahoo not his Wazoo. Road-kill, fish out of water, anything I can sink my teeth into. OH, wait, the voices said that is not a good idea. I guess they want to keep me around, the voices I mean, not the teeth. /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif Suntied /infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif
Fishfried /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif
Hogtied /infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif
chickenfried... scary! /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

[hw]

Hey fishfried, suntied, mortified.... have you ever had Spam-snail casserole? /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif You'll have to get the recipe from nudeM.... he is such an inventive chef. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
I know it calls for a brillo pad, but I'm not sure of the rest. /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[chuckie30]

what about snail-spam casserole? is it as good? Just asking,

[hw]

Yes chuckie... Spam-snail casserole is a very tasty treat. /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif .. I'll try to send the recipe through the pm's.... no not the pms! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Have a great day/ or night....I don't know the time difference. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Freedom4me2]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by hw:
Gee Missouriboy, that almost has the same letters as pms! I wonder if there is a connection with that? /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif Skunks, and Possums, and Mice, oh my..... /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>I thought PMS stood for.. Putting-up with Mens S**T !!

[hw]

It does mean that F4me2.... glad to see you found the jokes dept. I spend most of my time here. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif The voices seem to get to everyone after awhile. Just make sure you try to stay on topic or the tightwads will lunge at your throat with a giant stick! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif lol

Continuing on our OFF topic... I was telling a friend about my recipe for Henway pie .She said " whats a henway pie?" I said "About 3 pounds Sugar"...Ok..Hw the voices are trying to get to me. Oh and when making that pie ,be sure and stuff that hen with tightwads..So there... am on our off topic again? /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[hw]

Obare.... you da man! lol /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif Have you ever made chicken "pot" pie? /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif Wonder who came up with that name? Probably a tightwad with a stick wedged in so tight the wad was stuck forever! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[gamblefish]

Hey, can you get high off chicken pot pie? Or if you eat it do you sit on the pot all night? Talk about back to back chicken runs.

Did you ever eat chicken for lunch and then for dinner and wonder if the two ever knew each other?

Did you ever think when you eat chinese
it's not chicken or pork but a fat siamese...yummy.

Oh kitty crap, wrong topic/thread/post/subject/whatever...

Hey suntied/refried/petrified
You think I'm stinky, take a wiff of wifdog!!!

I change my avatar so much cuz I got a short attention span, could bee why I can't stay on topic cuz I got a short attention span and can't stay on topic cuz I...awwwww ferget it........

[hw]

Stick with the tightwad topic Gamblefish.... Suntied has the baton and he's not afraid to use it as a stick! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[chuckie30]

Suntied has a bat on what? and how the h*ll would u use a bat on a stick? or a bat on a tightwad? I thought bats flew around? But in the case of batman he couldnt fly, poor bugger, maybe he needed a stick? like a broom stick. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[threadbare]

Hey gf, If the chicken pot pie doesn't get you high, it might give you the "munchies".. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

p.s. When baking your cpp be sure to use pam, or it might stick!!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif
Oops There's that topic thing again

[hw]

Hey chuckie..no more "sticks" and stones to throw out? I'll bet there are a few batons left. What say Captain Boxer Suntied? /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[chuckie30]

The other day at an event at my nudist club we had a number of chickens and some pork roasts in our huge cooker and our chef(nominated for this event) went to check on the food and came and told us the chickens were no good. it appears they were stuffed.

[hw]

What were the chickens stuffed with chuckie... Mushrooms? /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[chuckie30]

Nope, they were apparently stuffed with fish.....

[barelybob]

I told GF not to try to visit Chuckie. /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

[hw]

I know this is an old post, butt....Is it the heat of summer,(or the cold of winter in other parts of the world), that has caused some of the ppl who posted on this very topic, to become Tightwads ? /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[barelybob]

I don't understand. /infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

[hw]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by barelybob:
I don't understand. /infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>It's not you bob. It is just that some who have posted on this topic have suddenly turned over a new leaf. /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif All the flaming/bashing on the other topics has caused mass confusion of the voices I share. /infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

I sure hope there is enough "Pam" around to get the sticksssss unstuck! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Trailscout]

Y'all need a watermelon wine cooler if the stress of summer heat is getting to you.

Take a small-sized melon from the melon patch, one that is ripe (the melon's "pigtail" is nearly dry). Get a round one with dark green skin. Cut a hole in the top like you would a jack o'lantern, scoop out a hole right down to the middle of the melon, pour a bottle of good sweet red wine down into the melon cavity and put the cap back on that melon and leave it in the spring box by the creek or in the fridge if you have a refrigerator for a few days to set up. You can seal the melon cap with wax from a candle if you wish.

After a few days, drink the wine and serve it with chunks of the melon. Don't drive anywhere or vote in a public election for a couple of days after you enjoy the melon cooler all by yourself. If you share it, you will be back on your feet sooner.

Sounds fantastic Trailscout....I 'll have to try it... /infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

[hw]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by outdoorbare:
Sounds fantastic Trailscout....I 'll have to try it... /infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Here, here. Let's all give Trailscout a big hand! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif Still and all I have too much Whine here. But I sure could go for some Slide ! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif