View Full Version : Auckland, New Zealand Brothel Ad
aquaman
07-08-2003, 11:59 PM
Did anyone see the quick story on Fox News Channel tonight about the brothel in New Zealand?
No lie: They have a brothel there called the "White House" with a logo that is barely different than the (U.S.) White House seal. The brothel placed an ad in New Zealand newspapers advertising a need for "new women". US officials protested the concept claiming the US White House is an international symbol known by all. New Zealand courts disagreed.
a) How many wanna bet the New Zealand judge(s) just didn't want to have to get a membership card with a new logo?
b) What on Earth gave them the idea after the past 10 years or so? Hmmmm.... I'd say "tongue in cheek" but that's not quite accurate. :-)
c) And who'da thunk none of the commentators would end the story with a corny joke about "the land down under"? :-)
aquaman
07-08-2003, 11:59 PM
Did anyone see the quick story on Fox News Channel tonight about the brothel in New Zealand?
No lie: They have a brothel there called the "White House" with a logo that is barely different than the (U.S.) White House seal. The brothel placed an ad in New Zealand newspapers advertising a need for "new women". US officials protested the concept claiming the US White House is an international symbol known by all. New Zealand courts disagreed.
a) How many wanna bet the New Zealand judge(s) just didn't want to have to get a membership card with a new logo?
b) What on Earth gave them the idea after the past 10 years or so? Hmmmm.... I'd say "tongue in cheek" but that's not quite accurate. :-)
c) And who'da thunk none of the commentators would end the story with a corny joke about "the land down under"? :-)
missouriboy
07-09-2003, 05:42 AM
BWAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
aquaman, you're just too, too funny. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Would someone please help me back up to my chair now?
NUDKIWI
07-10-2003, 04:17 PM
Whats thi problim theyre both un the same business,f@#king people /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
aquaman
07-11-2003, 09:46 PM
And they both get paid for it, too!
NUDKIWI
07-13-2003, 04:13 AM
Yep one gets paid for winning an election,the other gets paid for raising an erection /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
Jochanaan
07-14-2003, 08:25 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by NUDKIWI:
Yep one gets paid for winning an election,the other gets paid for raising an erection /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Eeeeeeyowwww! But I have to admit, our previous "man on top" was more known for his erections than his elections. /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif But then, maybe the current leader is just better at covering up. /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
Jochanaan
07-14-2003, 08:28 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Jochanaan:
Eeeeeeyowwww! But I have to admit, our previous "man on top" was more known for his erections than his elections. /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif But then, maybe the current leader is just better at covering up. /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Oops! Did I write that? I plead temporary inanity!
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Jochanaan:
...our previous "man on top" was more known for his erections than his elections. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>::wiping coffee off monitor::
Was he on top? I thought that might be ONE detail that the Republicans didn't leak to the media.
Scary thing is, I'd vote for him again in a heartbeat....
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