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[nacktman]

An old thread asked us to fill in the blank at the end of the following phrase.
It seems like now is a good time to bring it back up, with compliments to Bob S. who started it all ...

How would you finish this sentence, "You might be a nudist if________"?

[Jason Heh]

Your always searching for the next freehike....Always

[DenitaLC]

You might be a nudist if>>>>>>> Your friends call and ask you if you are naked!

[LamontCranston]

You might be a nudist if... you were caught out in a summer afternoon thunderstorm and didn't get your clothes wet. (one of my all-time favorite things-to-do..)

[Nudeinbama]

You start working on your summer tan in Febuary.
Nudeinbama

[herooftime8]

You might be a nudist if:

<UL TYPE=SQUARE>
<LI>You take any opportunity to take your clothes off.
<LI>You do the dishes and you don't get any clothes wet.
<LI>You go swimming every day, but you don't own a swimsuit.
<LI>You open the door nude on national TV.
<LI>Someone comes over to your place unexpectedly, and you're naked.
[/list]

[nakednproud]

...you've got buns that get more exposure than Pillsbury!

http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/happy.gif

[Enjoying life]

You might be a nudist if,

your the first one to take your cloths off and the last one to put them back own.

[sliver]

When mother comes to the door, opens it, and yells, "Do either of you have any clothes on??"

Rick

[tinner666]

If you sleep nude, and the last thing you think about,( long after waking), is looking for something to wear. http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/happy.gif

[grl66]

You might be a nudist if you drive past 15 perfectly good beaches on the way to one that has a much longer walk to get to.

[Naturist Mark]

<UL TYPE=SQUARE>You might be a nudist if...
<LI> an unsecluded backyard is a deal-breaker when house hunting
<LI> you bought a hot tub for the new house before the washer and dryer
<LI> you have more towels than anyone else you know even though you prefer to air-dry after a shower
<LI> you come home from a two week vacation and only have 3 articles of clothing for the laundry. And two loads of towels[/list]

-Mark

[michaelbear-va]

...if you are reading this in the nude!

[OZJames]

You might be a nudist if______

like I am - "just building a hot and cold shower on the OUTSIDE WALL of my house (and no screens) and with a full view of the garden.

[james423]

You might be a nudist if________


you won't book a vacation anywhere that doesn't at least have a nearby nude beach/recreation area.

[simonsebs]

... you think about staying inside and going hungry, because you don't want to go outside to get something.

[Bob S.]

...
Your answer to the quetsion "Are you decent" is always "Yes."

You can debate the intracate differences between the terms nudist and naturist.

Watches and jewelry provided your only tan lines.

Bob S.

[nakedjohn]

You might be a nudist if__________

you do not own a pair of swimtrunks.

[Rawhide]

You might be a nudist if:

You've ever heard someone yell - "Hey! why don't you go put some (beep) clothes on...what the (beep) is wrong with you anyway ya (beep beep beep beep) lunatic"

Your dog doesn't recognize you with clothes on and growls at you from behind the sofa.

You have a bumper sticker on your car that reads "I also sheve my butt from time to time"

You post on an internet forum using the alias Rawhide

[Indy dude]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by herooftime8:
You might be a nudist if:

<UL TYPE=SQUARE>
<LI>You take any opportunity to take your clothes off.
<LI>You do the dishes and you don't get any clothes wet.
<LI>You go swimming every day, but you don't own a swimsuit.
<LI>You open the door nude on national TV.
<LI>Someone comes over to your place unexpectedly, and you're naked.
[/list] </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Okay, you have to explain answering the door on national TV!

[shãybare]

http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/cool4.gif
:you are outside naked, hear a car pulling up the drive but don't even look to see who it is or try to cover up.

[Florida Cracker]

:you are talking with friends and forget that everyone is nude.

:you forget you are nude and start to walk out the front door with no clothes on.

Florida Cracker

[Naturist Mark]

... you are halfway home from your nudist club before you notice you didn't dress before leaving.

-Mark

[Naturist Mark]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Indy dude:

Okay, you have to explain answering the door on national TV! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Publisher's Clearinghouse used to run commercials where they went to the winner's house unannouced to present them with a huge sweepstakes check. Typically whoever opened the door was wrapped in a huge towel because they had been 'in the shower'.

The new show "Extreme Makeover; Home Edition" has a similar set up where they pull up in front of a house and use a bullhorn to tell the family to "come on out". However, even though the family is supposedly unaware, they are all present, clothed, and ready to run out.

-Mark

[Nude in the North]

... If you move to a Farm site that you can't afford,because you are tired of hiding behind an 8 foot fence.

Steve

[grl66]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Naturist Mark:
.....However, even though the family is supposedly unaware, they are all present, clothed, and ready to run out. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Just what are you saying here Mark? Surely you're not suggesting we doubt what we see on TV.

[sliver]

Last summer I was washing dishes (nude) and heard my daughter come in the front door. I didn't reach for a towel because she knows I'm nude in the house often. This time, however, she had brought 3 of her college friends with her. Fortunetly, she came into the kitchen first and halted her friends in the living room. We laughed about it later.

[Bob S.]

Mark:"The new show "Extreme Makeover; Home Edition" has a similar set up where they pull up in front of a house and use a bullhorn to tell the family to "come on out". However, even though the family is supposedly unaware, they are all present, clothed, and ready to run out."

Mark, I have a feeling they do a bit of editing of the wait time between the buulhorn and the family running out. It would be intersting to know the average length og time they wait.

I do wonder if they do a bit of prescreening earlier to make sure the family is home or even use someone else to make sure they are all up.

Bob S.

[foux003]

your naked friends call ahead to see if the Sauna is hot or all your other friends call ahead to see if you have clothes on.

[herooftime8]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Indy dude:
Okay, you have to explain answering the door on national TV!
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

It's not as incriminating as it sounds. I saw an episode of Q@#$% Eye for the Straight Guy where the guy to be made over (a nudist) answered the door fully nude.

[cme600]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by nacktman:
An old thread asked us to fill in the blank at the end of the following phrase.
It seems like now is a good time to bring it back up, with compliments to Bob S. who started it all ...

How would you finish this sentence, "You might be a nudist if________"? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

...if you sneak in a shower while you wash your car!

[davidf]

...you can't wait to get home (or any other appropriate place) to get your clothes off.

[CHICK]

you might be a nudist if EVERYBODY calls ahead before coming over!

[Silverback]

You might be a nudist if -- your son calls and tells you that your grandchildren are on their way over.