Nude runs

[mel]

There was a big writeup about nude runs in the last issue of N, the magazine by TNS. Is anyone planning to do the 5K at Paradise Valley Resort (formerly Hidden Valley) in Dawsonville, Ga on April 27. I hear they have a large turnout. I may try to go to that one. I'm for sure going to run in the 5K at Turtle Lake again this year. That was the best time I had all last year.

[mel]

There was a big writeup about nude runs in the last issue of N, the magazine by TNS. Is anyone planning to do the 5K at Paradise Valley Resort (formerly Hidden Valley) in Dawsonville, Ga on April 27. I hear they have a large turnout. I may try to go to that one. I'm for sure going to run in the 5K at Turtle Lake again this year. That was the best time I had all last year.

There's a 7 1/2 mile nude run in San Francisco May 18. I think you can find info on it at http://baretobreakers.com.

[gamblefish]

Sounds messy.

Oh, wait...you mean...nevermind.

[EricNY]

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Your sick /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

had a good laugh /infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

I seem to have missed something in the translation. What sounds messy? /infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

[Suntied]

I'm pretty funny at times... I don't get it either??? /infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

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[missouriboy]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by gamblefish:
Sounds messy.

Oh, wait...you mean...nevermind. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>But wouldn't non-nude be even messier? /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

[EricNY]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Suntied:
I'm pretty funny at times... I don't get it either??? /infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif Suntied /infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Suntied: of all the people not to get it /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif I'm disapointed /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif Try again if you still don't get it pm me I'll set ya straight.
(welcome home)

[gamblefish]

Oh, come on people!! Think about it.

Nude runs. RUNS. MESSY. Get it?

I know potty humor is a bit childish, but then again, I love being childish!!

Suntied...your posts are very funny, I know you would appreciate this one...

[EricNY]

I am glad you explained it, I couldn't bring myself to leak the punchline. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[gamblefish]

LEAK the punchline...now THAT'S funny ercNY!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

How many more jokes can we squirt out of this one?

[EricNY]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by gamblefish:
LEAK the punchline...now THAT'S funny ercNY!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

How many more jokes can we squirt out of this one? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Squirt.....You are BAAAAD /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Suntied]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! GEEEEZ /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[EricNY]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Suntied:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! GEEEEZ /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Suntied sometimes you can be soooooooo slooooowwww
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[threadbare]

If ever there was a thread needing to be wipped-off, this is it. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

OR;

Isn;t sombody screening this stuff??? /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

[Suntied]

I guess you would have to watch were you step at these nude runs. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

(Sorry I didn't get it earlier (long trip), I call it truck lag (ie; jet lag)) /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Thank you ercNY, it's good to be home. /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Thank you Gamblefish, as every one can read, you are quite funny yourself. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

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[EricNY]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by THREADBEAR:
If ever there was a thread needing to be wipped-off, this is it. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

OR;

Isn;t sombody screening this stuff??? /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Really man, If it was up to me this topic would be flushed immediatly /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Suntied]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ercNY:
Suntied sometimes you can be soooooooo slooooowwww
\ /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Butt... I always get there eventually! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

You people are so bad.... /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Snoboy]

...besides watching your step...one might want to hold the nose...puuuuuuuuuuuuuh! The humor stinks but then I love lighthearted bodily function humor...along with runs one might smell gaseous emissions...close behind. /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Snoboy...I cant believe youd sink so low to wade on in... /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Suntied]

And who really wins a nude run... the dirtiest or the smellyist (is that a word) /infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

Grand prize winner... a case of Lactate. /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

Sorry /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
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[gamblefish]

If it were up to me, the winner would be the one with the longest skid-marks...

[Snoboy]

I humblely bow to Gamblefish...SKIDMARKS cannot be topped...or is that bottomed? /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Suntied]

Exactly were would these SKIDMARKS be in a nude run? /infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

Thigh, calf, ankle... certainly not were they ussually appear... *****wear. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Hee, hee
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[missouriboy]

Confucius say:
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

[EricNY]

All right you guys knock it off, we do not want to perminently stain this message board....ooops I did it again /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Rik]

You guys cetainly talk some sh*t (http://www.svtoasandiego.com/Chicago%20Auto%20Show/images/P2070042.jpg) /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Rik

[Nude in the North]

There would be a big advantage to the first one out of the shoot.
I'm sure there would be alot more "skid marks" on the ones taking up the rear.

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Steve

[gamblefish]

Suntied-I was thinking on the pavement from the nude race you sick, sick people you!!

But ,for real now, probably all the way down the entire length of the leg...to be the winner, anyway.

Rik, nice link...looks like first place!!

[EricNY]

Really guys
we should apoligize to mel for soiling this post, it was an accident,we could not hold it back.

[gamblefish]

You're right, ercNY, in your own twisted way.

Mel, let me humbly apologize for the ASSinine comment I made at the beginning of this post...we should trot our sick little butts right on out of here.

I would not blame you if you planned (Montezuma's) revenge on us...

[Rik]

Yeah, I think you guys should get back on topic.

Now what was it called? Oh yes, Rude Nuns.

Rik

[gamblefish]

Rude nuns? Sounds messy...

Wait, this is where I came in.

[RIVERRAT]

I really don't want to be the bad guy here, IVE been away for a few days, I find this kind of disscusion distasteful and erevelant. How have we become so distracted. Gross is why the likes of STU, can slam us, why give them an excuss??

[chuckie30]

Well, I must say its rather nice to see a bit of offbeat humour in here, everyone is usually so serious. a bit of lighthearted fun never did anyone any harm. Does anyone here use mirc? maybe get together for some lighthearted chatting?

Did you hear about the guy who swallowed a bottle of laxative and a bottle of prozac? he spent a week on the toilet, but felt very good about it.

Pass the Imodium around... /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[mel]

I guess next time I'll have to choose my words more carefully. I didn't even consider running nude could be taken two ways. But thats alright and I hope everyone had fun. By the way, the winner last year got a free one year membership at the resort and they had awards for each age group.
Looks like there are not too many runners or joggers in the group. I find it a great way to keep in shape. And it was even more fun in the nude.

[EricNY]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by mel:
I guess next time I'll have to choose my words more carefully. I didn't even consider running nude could be taken two ways. But thats alright and I hope everyone had fun. By the way, the winner last year got a free one year membership at the resort and they had awards for each age group.
Looks like there are not too many runners or joggers in the group. I find it a great way to keep in shape. And it was even more fun in the nude. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Mel, Thanks for understanding, and bringing us back on topic. Sorry we got a little carried away.

But I'll tell you what I haven't laughed that much in a long time. I guess thats good excercise too.
If you would be so kind let us know how the run ends up, I promise we will behave ourselves /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

ercNY

[Cookie Monster]

This topic is getting crappy, I dont think that I can handle the stench. You know with all this talk about the runs, I think I better I had better run, butt, dont worry, no skid marks here /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Cookie Monster has left the building.

[Cookie Monster]

Hey RiverRat, I mean no disrespect here, but quite frankly lighten up, all of these topics that are posted are getting stale, its nice to break up the monotoney (sp) once and a while. Look at all the replies, people are actually having fun, and it beats talking about the size of ones penis or being shaved. Like I say no disrespect meant here, just have fun, and Stu doesnt like it well he can just go ... well you catch my drift, egads I think I better stop
Cookie monster is leaving the building...again

[EricNY]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by RIVERRAT:
I really don't want to be the bad guy here, IVE been away for a few days, I find this kind of disscusion distasteful and erevelant. How have we become so distracted. Gross is why the likes of STU, can slam us, why give them an excuss?? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Riverratt,

Hey bud,
Sincerely sorry if you found it distastful. Things have been a little tense since you've been away.

This was a real good release, and it got alot of us loosened up to where we started to have fun again. So don't be too upset no harm done.

You mean to tell me that through that whole thread you did not even crack a smile?

You know what maybe we should have a new forum category. One where it would be unlawful to post anything serious, like a nothing but funny stuff forum.

[Nude in the North]

"Crack a Smile"

So subtile.

I'm just wondering. Are there alot of spectators at Nude Runs?

I'm a big fan of Distance running. But I'd hate to see the S*** Hit the Fan.

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Steve

[gamblefish]

Mel, thanks for being so understanding. I sincerely apologize for hi-jacking your topic. I just have an odd sense of humor, I guess. /infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

RiverRat, sorry you find our humor distasteful. I quite enjoyed this little tangent myself. PS...maybe you could invest in a spell-checker...

ercNY, you sick little monkey you!! You just can't stop, can you!? Have you no decency!? I would say by the non-stop posting of your little jokes that you have diarrhea of the keyboard, but I just won't go there. Or maybe I will... /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[EricNY]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by gamblefish:
ercNY, you sick little monkey you!! You just can't stop, can you!? Have you no decency!? I would say by the non-stop posting of your little jokes that you have diarrhea of the keyboard, but I just won't go there. Or maybe I will... /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>SORRY, I'll put a cork in it /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[gamblefish]

MMMWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Suntied]

Ben,
5k to 15k... that is some skid mark! I mean track record! I mean that must have been reaaaaaaly messy! Oh, wait... that is Gamblefish's line.

I guess the cork didn't hold... try a tamp**, no that's BAD.

Sorry guys, Remember I didn't even get it at first! And I haven't had it latley... Oh no... here it comes again.

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Mel, thanks for being so understanding. I sincerely apologize for hi-jacking your topic. I just have a sense of oddhumor (humod odor), I guess. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

We really should stop this... I imagine a jog naked anywhere would be a blast! /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

Nudity and Lactate Rules!!!
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[Jochanaan]

Oops! I seem to have come in late on this thread--er--streak! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif I haven't laughed so hard in a long run! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Suntied]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Jochanaan:
Oops! I seem to have come in late on this thread--er--streak! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif I haven't laughed so hard in a long run! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>We haven't run so long on hard laugh either!

PS; Don't laugh when you have the

[Suntied]

I'm sorry, I have to say it...

Two pages of Sh**!!!!!!!!

[mel]

Well, one thing is for sure. This is the longest thread I have ever started. And everybody, don't worry about it. I always like to have a good time.

Nude in the North
I have only ran the nude 5K once. That was last June at Turtle Lake here in Michigan. They had about 80 runners and walkers. There were probably as many or more watching the race. All the people that live there were in their yards as you ran by. And they had the kids passing out water every so often.

Ben
I see you're in Western, USA. There are alot of 5K's in Texas and the area, as you can see. I have a brother that lives in Texas, so maybe I will get down there one of these days. What state are you in?

[gamblefish]

I can't believe this is still going on, must be a marathon.

Thanks mel, you rock. I just hope they have alot of porta-potties on these runs, you know, with your colon problem and all.

I imagine the K in 5K stands for Kaopectate. So a 5K would require 5 bottles, a 10K 10 bottles, is that how it goes??

[chuckie30]

I have heard they have introduced a new "porta pottie" for runs, its called a cork, has anyone heard of or tried this new device?

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Oh Chuckie...I'd hate to be around when you pop the cork /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Chuckie...meant to add...beautiful photo of New Zealand on your profile...I hope to visit there someday. /infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

[chuckie30]

Thanks outdoorbare, the pic is of the town I live in, Its close to the beach, my club is 20mins from home and in the pic my house is close to the river, about two blocks in, Hard to see i know. This is a great place to live, no crowds, very little traffic, what more could one want? /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif