Anti-Terrorist Day

[NoodJuggler]

Subject: Local anti-terrorist day

As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a
naked woman who is not his wife.

So, this Sunday at 2:00 PM Eastern time all area women are asked to

walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood
terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to
prove they are not Taliban, demonstrate that they think it's okay to see
nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.

And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at
your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.

The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and
applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God Bless America!

IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON! /infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

[NoodJuggler]

Subject: Local anti-terrorist day

As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a
naked woman who is not his wife.

So, this Sunday at 2:00 PM Eastern time all area women are asked to

walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood
terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to
prove they are not Taliban, demonstrate that they think it's okay to see
nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.

And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at
your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.

The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and
applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God Bless America!

IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON! /infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

[Hokienudist]

This better be a joke

[NoodJuggler]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>This better be a joke <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>No, it is true. This Sunday if your a Guy get a six Pack, NO a TWELVE pack and set outside on the front yard in a lawn chair and pop a round or two. If your a Woman get Naked and walk around the block a few times. Together we can weed out the Taliban scum from our neighborhoods..Do your duty to your country. People unite. It has to be true because sam My dog told me to write all of this. He said it, So it has to be true. Doesn't it? Bye..Keithmj /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Suntied]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Keithmj:
NO a TWELVE pack My dog told me to write all of this. He said it, So it has to be true. Doesn't it? Bye..Keithmj /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif [/QB] <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Ha,,,HA HA HA... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

I wish it were that simple!!!

Great POST!!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[NoodJuggler]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Ha,,,HA HA HA... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

I wish it were that simple!!!

Great POST!!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Thanks.. /infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif It is nice to know that Someone has a sense of humor.. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

P.S. You rate high on my list.. /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[greensunshine]

Dear Keith,

I love your idea on getting the creaps to come out from behind their wherevers (be it a counter, homes or wherever), but while I am looking for employement elsewhere (my boss has given me her blessings in a positive way /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif I am not so sure my future boss would appove of your brillant plan /infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif )...Sorry but would you mind pretending I did it for the good of our country /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif this coming Sunday /infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

Anyother time providing the times were different I would love to help out /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Greensunshine

[Cookie Monster]

Hey I know, we could all just have a big block party, BBQ, horseshoes entertainment the whole nine yards. What a blast it could be.
...or perhaps hold it after dark and we could all light candles and sing songs and sip hot coco.
or.... /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[NoodJuggler]

Hey GreenSunshine and the rest of the Clan!!! <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Sorry but would you mind pretending I did it for the good of our country this coming Sunday

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>While I know that the majority would love to help out their country this Sunday at 2:00 PM. I know it is not possible. So I decided to make this a weekly ritual. Ever week from now on just to keep the scum from coming back. If you can't do it nude just pull up a chair and have a Beer or some other alcoholic beverage in your front yard. It can be Clothing Optional if need be and if you cannot do it at 2:00 PM any time will do. Just thinking about it will be good enough. Nothing else, it will give the husbands a good excuse to have a cold one /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif Party-On Garth.