Poets Corner

[hw]

OK Gamblefish, Here's the challenge! See if you can top this.

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There once was a fish named Gamble,
Who hooked up with hw to ramble.
A few they offended,
And the forums up-ended,
They now have to PM to babble!!!!

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[hw]

OK Gamblefish, Here's the challenge! See if you can top this.

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There once was a fish named Gamble,
Who hooked up with hw to ramble.
A few they offended,
And the forums up-ended,
They now have to PM to babble!!!!

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[gamblefish]

Oh, hw, that's purty good...

Don't know if I can top that one....lemme see...

I like hw,
She...Darn!!! There's that "w" again...shoot!!

Ok, got to concentrate....

Hw is a poet,
She likes to joke a lot.
We get into these deep discussions
and then I get a big concussion...

Naw...that's no good...

Hw is a joker,
She's mad cuz nudeM woke her,
She doesn't play poker,
And she doesn't like smokers
Yo, man you'd think she was a toker
With all the crap she's gotta put up with on these forums and...oh, man that's no good either....YO! YO! YO!!

Nope, sorry, can't get away from the rap. Maybe it's because rap TAKES NO TALENT!!! Oh, did I say that out loud?

BTW----Which one's the Mac Daddy and which one's the Daddy Mac...?

ANYWAY...you're up hw (or whoever else is interested...that's what I thought...no one...)
I will try again later when the medication starts to kick in. /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

[hw]

Here Fishy, Fishy, Fishy......That's not quite what I had in mind....but you would know that after hearing the voices! And visions of grape nuts dancing.
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Try this:

This little fishy went to forums,
This little fisy stayed home,
This little fishy played hookey,
And this little fishy went.....
HEEEEEEEEE...all the way home!!!!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

[EricNY]

OHHHHHH Brother...... /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

[gamblefish]

Oh, the voices!...the VOICES!....when will they stop!!

Wha...? What was that?

Ok, the voices say they have one...

Fishy fishy in the brook,
Daddy catch him with a hook,
Mommy fry him in the pan,
And baby eat him like a man.
Die, you fishy little bass turd...<")))))>{

Oh yeah.............yo! yo! yo! Boyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

[hw]

GF
I think you need to cut down on the medication, or get some ear plugs for the voices. Maybe you should just stay home and relax!
Need time to think up some more. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[bigbird]

Pop Pop
Fizz Fizz
Oh what a relief it is!

[hw]

Bigbird.................Is that your bathroom song? /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[TXK NUDE]

An Ode to Nudity

To be naked is not rudity
Starkers alone is not lewdity
To be bare
Whether with hair or Nair
Is just to be nudity!

Others, with their stupidity
Think those in nude community
Like nothing but kink
Dial soap thinks we stink
Which I think is rather crudity!

When upon entering puberty
Young men begin to dream of young Trudy
Their groins want to emerge
An act we discourge
At least when wearing bo diddly!

In discussing divinity
The question becomes one of sinity
Of Adam and Eve
Nude or with Leaves
Which one is more prudity?

If I were to continue on nudity
Some might consider me rather snooty
A calling I could not take
Even with my one eyed trouser snake
So I guess I'll abide by my duty.

So I'll finish my little ditty
On the discussion of nudity
So ends my prose
On the absence of clothes
And I'll take my seat quietly.

Thank you. /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

[hw]

TXK NUDE That is Awesome!!!!! I hope you have your towel ready when you take your seat. (I only said that cause I knew Gamblefish would anyway). /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[gamblefish]

Oh me garsh!!! You da MAN txk!!!

Must...get...more...medication...if I'm gonna top that one.........

Ok, I'm tryin' to think but nothin' happens...all I can hear in my head is that "booooooooooop" sound like when the tv station has a test of the emergency broadcast system.

The voices....Oh, where are voices!! Hw, did you kidnap my voices!! That is sooooo heinous!!

It's too early...gotta...get coffee...gotta get medication...gotta get a towel...mumble mumble garf norfmgggggggggggllllll...........

[missouriboy]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by gamblefish:
The voices....Oh, where are voices!! Hw, did you kidnap my voices!! That is sooooo heinous!!
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Gosh, folks, we gotta get gamblefish some help! He done forgot he sent his voices over to whup on hw's voices!

Hurry, now, I think we might be able to save him!

[gamblefish]

Oh, yea, DUH!! What a dunce I am...

Hey missouri, do ya think they like hw better than me? Do you think they've gone over to the dark side? DO YA?!? HUH?!?

Oh man, this is serious...

I can't even brush my teeth without those voices goin', "up-down-up-down...".

Maybe her voices killed my voices...hw you voice killer you!! Why I oughta...

Oh, wait, there they are. They were behind the couch the whole time! See buster steve, I told ya!! Talk, talk, talk, that's all ya wanna do is talk, you never wanna listen...

[TXK NUDE]

Here's another one...

I once met a man who's a prudist
Who didn't know I was a nudist
When he saw me bare
He pulled out his hair
And became quite brutish!

[hw]

Gamblefish, how can you be so dang funny that early in the am? Guess what Suntied is back! So quit sifting the sand.
TXK, you rock too! You seem to like the game for the most part. Come on over, the voices won't hurt you.
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Now for something really off the wall, I heard this one back in the 70's, but it is still good:

Old mother Hubbard,
Went to the cupboard,
To fetch her poor dog a bone,
But when she bent over,
Rover took over,
And gave her a bone of his own! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[shãybare]

Being sorta new on the forums, I don't know anybody too well.

Is gamblefish Borg? Has hw been assimulated?

When I beamed aboard, Part of my brain was left behind. /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

[gamblefish]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by shaybare:

Is gamblefish Borg? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>No.
Boring? Maybe.
Bogus? Probably.
Bodacious? I dunno what that means.
Bo Diddly? No again, he was a blues guitar guy.
Booty-licious? Ahhhh, most definitely!!
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[gamblefish]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by hw:
Gamblefish, how can you be so dang funny that early in the am? Guess what Suntied is back! So quit sifting the sand.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Yeah, and ya know what...he's got a GIRLFRIEND!!

(say this next part in a sing-song voice)
Suntied's got a girlfreind
Suntied's got a girlfreind....

So, this one is dedicated to Suntied and his new flamer, uh, flame.

Suntied and what's-her-name
Sittin' in a tree
Tryin' to figure out
How to get down...

Ok, I told you all my poems don't rhyme, and besides, hw said they didn't have to, so (make raspberry sound here). /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

[hw]

So Suntied got a girlfriend....good for him....maybe that's why he hasn't posted in awhile!!!!!!!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
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I don't know Shaybare................hey nudeM is my A** mutilated? /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

[gamblefish]

ROFLMAO again.

Mutilated, oh you are too much!!!!

How 'bout it nudeM, is it?

Enquiring minds want to know....

[TXK NUDE]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by hw:
Old mother Hubbard,
Went to the cupboard,
To fetch her poor dog a bone,
But when she bent over,
Rover took over,
And gave her a bone of his own! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>That's bad....here's one I used to say a lot...Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard, to fetch her poor dog a bone.
When she got there, the cupboard was bare, and the bear had a very good supper!

[shãybare]

shaybare had a thought
he didn't know what to do.
he couldn't find the right thread,
boo-hoo-hoo. /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

[hw]

There, there, don't cry shaybare. You'll get used to it. Did you ever play follow-the-leader? well, this is a similar game....you have to try and guess where to follow the fish for his next post. :ATTENTION: Fish followers,
Do not attempt to one-up the fish, he has voices to help him! He can swim from post to post without stopping to rest! Remain nude, he'll pass right by you if you don't make any sudden moves! Keep your hands and feet in the ride at all times until it comes to a complete stop. /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif
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Hey diddle, diddle
The fish is a riddle
The cow jumped over the moon,
The green dog laughed,
To see such sport,
And the fish ran away with a baboon! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[shãybare]

I really don,t like to fish
can I hunt him down instead?
Then I'll take my water gun
and shoot him in the....yolking, yolking /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[TXK NUDE]

Here's a beatnik jive...

(soft conga drums)

Naked...

Like a dream...

Taken...

To Extreme...

Body...

Too Perfect...

Flaws...

To Reject...

Skin...

Two sin...

Fair...

Time in...

Get real.

Thank you, you're all hip cats. Cool, daddy-o.

[hw]

TXK NUDE.........outstanding!!!!! You've got it. Is poetry your specialty? /infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

[TXK NUDE]

Actually, poetry is my passtime...English one of my strong suites in College...deep emotional problems, my curse... :-) Dark poetry, or stand up comedy were my choices according to my counselor in High School.

[hw]

TXK NUDE, by all means keep posting. You are good and I like to see how others relate as far as poetry. Plus it's fun to watch Gamblefish squirm, (maybe that should be gambleworm).
Keep it up... /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[EricNY]

Gambleworm....haahahahh.....BUT that belongs on the name the member post

[hw]

Good one ercNY....see, how much fun this is? Gamblefish is out swimming in a fishbowl somwhere tonite, and no one wants to be funny. You said you have some good jokes, if you can't post em, pm em. Did that sound redundant....did that sound redundant??????? /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[EricNY]

nope nope

[hw]

nope nope Was that your answer or your poem, ercNY? /infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

[EricNY]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Did that sound redundant....did that sound redundant??????? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>nope

[hw]

Ok, ok. It could'a been a poem. So you don't write poetry or what? Just wondering, or my mind is wandering. I have written a whole lotta poems, just never published. Sometimes my grammar stinks, but I keep on writing. I also like to play on words, (just look at the posts between gamblefish and me, or is it I?) I know, i before e except after c, and sometimes y. Naw! that's not right. The voices are confusing me tonight.
I seem to be rambling again..........guess I'll go check on my roses! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[TXK NUDE]

Not to brag, but I have been published...college magazines, and local newspapers, etc.

[hw]

TXK NUDE...........Would you like to share some of your published pieces, or would that conflict with copyrights? I do have one poem published in an anthology. Some of what I write is very dark, some is up-beat. Ok Gamblefish, go ahead, I know you will, AW. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[gamblefish]

TXK you beatnik you!!
Dig that craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy sound!!
BEEDOOOP BEEDOOOP BEEDOOOP BEEDOOOP badadadadadad

hw, get some lysol for that stinky grammar, would ya!

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by hw:
...Some of what I write is very dark, <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>More like most of what you write should be kept in the dark... /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

[hw]

Gamblefish, most of it is kept in the dark part of my mind. The only time it comes out is when the Dr. shines a flashlight in my ear. Did I mention I have blonde tendencies? I prefer pinesol, thanks anyway. /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[EricNY]

The sky was dark
The moon was high
We were alone
Just she and I
Her hair was brown
Her eyes were too
I knew just what
She wanted to do
So with my courage
I did my best
And placed my hand
Upon her breast
I trembled and shook
And felt her heart
Slowly she spread
Her legs apart
I knew she was ready
But I didn't know how
It was my first try
At milking a cow /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[gamblefish]

ercNY...that is just WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, if you make a cow laugh does milk come out of it's nose?

[gamblefish]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by hw:
Gamblefish, most of it is kept in the dark part of my mind. The only time it comes out is when the Dr. shines a flashlight in my ear. Did I mention I have blonde tendencies? I prefer pinesol, thanks anyway. /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>I tried to wash my stinky gramma in pinesol once but she kept on kicking and screaming....what's with grammas anyway?

[hw]

I disagree Gamblefish, ercNY's poem was just right! I think you should apologize and invite him into the sand box.
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Pinsol clashes with gramma's ben gay! /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

[gamblefish]

Ok, ercNY, your poem is just fine, but thinking about you and that cow still makes me shudder.

Come and play, but please wash your hands first. We don't know where that cow has been.

Gramma's ben gay? You got two grammas or somethin'?

[hw]

Yep! /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

[hw]

Any more poets out there? ercNY posted a very good one. How about you Suntied, you defiantly have a way with words. (Pun intended) /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[EricNY]

I sit down everyday,
And read the forums at INA.
I try to sort the fact from fiction,
Its hard to contol INA addiction.

From Nude Runs to politics,
You've got suntied, and a guy named Rik.
We don't always agree,
Except... we are all clothes free!

HW, she hears voices in her head,
And Gamblefish,HE hears what they said.
Love us or not, you must admit,
We will be here to give you sh*t.

To keep us in line, there's Corky and Bart,
Arron and Cory all do their part.
Some of the BEST folks I've ever met,
And the best sight on the net.

So join in, have fun for the day,
Soon YOU will be addicted to I.N.A
Take off your clothes, and stay a while,
You are always guaranteed a smile!!!

ercNY /infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

[hw]

ercNY.........Perfection! That is right on topic and even if it wasn't, I don't care! Guess I'm not the only one with a few loose shingles! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif Keep on posting here....I love it!

[gamblefish]

ercNY, that poem is a 9 ?...You got ? point off for staying on topic...

[hw]

Don't listen to him ercNY, he's just jealous. You write very well, or good. Did you see where GF is a postal worker? Scary, huh? Worse for me I gotta share the brain, the heart, the nerve!
We're off to see what post we're on........Don't wanna tick anyone off with that again! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif