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nacktman
01-07-2007, 07:32 PM
Seventy-five percent of statisticians are 90% confident 52% of the time!

NudistGuy47
01-08-2007, 04:41 AM
When speaking in public, most statistics are made up on the spot to illustrate the point. Wndoer what the statistics are for written statemnets? http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/rolleyes2.gif

nudeM
01-08-2007, 06:38 AM
I'm sorry, but I have to diasagree. I'm pretty much 100% on the mark when I make my statements, at least 10% of the time. http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/wink3.gif Wow, now I'm sounding like a politician.

NudeWil
01-08-2007, 12:35 PM
67% of all statistics are made up.

nacktman
01-09-2007, 10:41 AM
If we know the speed of light, why hasn't the speed of dark been calculated?

hm0504
01-09-2007, 10:49 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by nacktman:
If we know the speed of light, why hasn't the speed of dark been calculated? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Check out
http://www.freakface.com/speedofdark/

smoothmike
01-10-2007, 05:15 AM
Statically speaking.....im 90%sure politicians lie 10% of the time and 10% sure they dont tell the truth 90% of the time http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/bonk.gif

missouriboy
01-10-2007, 07:57 AM
If there's a 50/50 chance of something going wrong, 90% of the time it will.

Pete Knight
01-10-2007, 08:15 AM
What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far *** kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that, while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullsh*t and *** kissing that will put you over the top.

Nude in the North
01-10-2007, 10:29 AM
Someone did a study about studies ( I forget what College ) and the results were astounding.

50% of all studies done eventually turn out to have come to the wrong Conclusion.

Steve

NudePete
01-10-2007, 05:34 PM
5 out of 4 people are reported as having trouble with fractions.

alfredr
01-11-2007, 03:54 AM
I have trouble with factions too.

Daveinct
01-11-2007, 05:50 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by nacktman:
If we know the speed of light, why hasn't the speed of dark been calculated? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

It has, but since it was dark when they did it, they can't read what they wrote down.

Dave