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nacktman
08-21-2006, 05:41 AM
Things I've learned from living in the real world:
A backache is Man's greatest labor-saving device.
Inside of every large problem the is a small problem struggling to get out.
Two lessons are to be learned from Bees; One - Not to be idle, Two - Not to get stung.
If you're leading a dog's life, please stay off the furniture.
In an arguement with even one woman, she has you outnumbered.
The most profound commentaries on the human condition are found on the restroom walls.
The raunchiest literary porn is found on the walls in the ladies room.
Do not complain about a fly in your soup because everyone will want one, too.
Peanut butter and chocolate really don't mix.
Humor is to life what shock absorbers are to a car.
Naturist Mark
08-21-2006, 05:00 PM
http://clothesfreeforums.com/eve/forums/a/ga/ul/2930018244/inlineimg/Y/vices.jpg
Life without virtue is unworthy living,
but without vice is it worth living?
-Mark
barelybob
08-22-2006, 05:42 AM
There is one thing in life that is 100% fatal.
Being born!
nudenwv
08-22-2006, 06:54 PM
thanks for sharing those with us. the best teacher in life is expereince.
papanudist
08-23-2006, 05:59 AM
nacktman,
Maybe peanut butter and chocolate don't mix, but they taste GOOD together. Bring on the reese's!
nimrod
08-23-2006, 12:06 PM
The more I learn, the less I know.
nudeM
08-23-2006, 07:04 PM
The main thng that I have learned from living the life of a nudist is; life is that much more refreshing. The stress is at a minimum, life is much more relaxing when nude, and the wife likes the idea of not having that much clothes to wash. http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/smoking.gif
missouriboy
08-24-2006, 03:58 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by nimrod:
The more I learn, the less I know. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>The more I learn, the less I WANT to know! http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/sad3.gif
nimrod
08-24-2006, 10:31 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by missouriboy:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by nimrod:
The more I learn, the less I know. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>The more I learn, the less I WANT to know! http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/sad3.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
There is that too. Ignorance is bliss. http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/eusa_dance.gif
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by nacktman:
Things I've learned from living in the real world:
The raunchiest literary porn is found on the walls in the ladies room.
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Okay, nacktman-
I'll bite.
How did you learn this?????
nacktman
08-25-2006, 09:36 PM
AH, Nu, I have my ways! http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/wink3.gif
james423
08-26-2006, 05:59 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Nu:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by nacktman:
Things I've learned from living in the real world:
The raunchiest literary porn is found on the walls in the ladies room.
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Okay, nacktman-
I'll bite.
How did you learn this????? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Don't know how nacktman knows, but I happen to have six sisters, a wife & some close female friends and I believe that statement to be quite accurate based on what I've been told.
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