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Okay, here is the scenario.
You are home alone (and nude of course), just before sunset.
Suddenly, a heavy rain storm develops.
You realize that the young seedlings you just purchased (for transplanting into your garden) are sitting on your deck, fully exposed to the heavy rain, and will be ruined (drowned out), unless you move the plants out of the rain, immediately.
If you go out on the deck in the nude, you will be exposed to- your neighbour (her second story window looks out onto your deck)- and to vehicles passing on the street (vehicles can see you, as the street is in view, across from where the plants are).
Okay, do you rescue the plants by venturing out in the nude?
Okay, here is the scenario.
You are home alone (and nude of course), just before sunset.
Suddenly, a heavy rain storm develops.
You realize that the young seedlings you just purchased (for transplanting into your garden) are sitting on your deck, fully exposed to the heavy rain, and will be ruined (drowned out), unless you move the plants out of the rain, immediately.
If you go out on the deck in the nude, you will be exposed to- your neighbour (her second story window looks out onto your deck)- and to vehicles passing on the street (vehicles can see you, as the street is in view, across from where the plants are).
Okay, do you rescue the plants by venturing out in the nude?
nacktman
06-11-2006, 03:45 PM
I did just that last night as a gully-washer hit and before it knocked out the power.
Another storm is rumbling outside as I type and the Mrs. is taking in the plants again this time. But she is wearing gloves so you can't say she's nude doing it!
FireProf
06-11-2006, 05:05 PM
Spoken the a true S&^%T A@#!! http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/laugh.gif
Throw the towel you're sitting on around you and go get the plants.....come back in, take the towel off and stay outta jail! http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/laugh.gif
nacktman
06-11-2006, 05:42 PM
Did I forget to mention the deck is in the back yard? http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/eusa_dance.gif
missouriboy
06-12-2006, 12:55 AM
Anyone up for a game of Calvinball? http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/rolleyes2.gif
JohnE44
06-12-2006, 01:47 AM
Mine was the sunday paper it sat on the front steps and it was 8am made the dash and saved the paper
Rabid_Clam
06-12-2006, 03:32 AM
It actually should not take but less than a minute to throw on a pair of shorts or pants and then you will be fine, and so will your plants. In the time it takes to put on something not enough damage will be done to the plants to amount to anything.
Jason Lee
06-12-2006, 10:47 PM
Official Rules of Calvinball (http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=6907)
missouriboy
06-13-2006, 12:27 AM
Darn! Left out that Calvinball rule, didn't we...<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">and will be ruined (drowned out) in 4-1/2 nanoseconds flat </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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