nacktman
09-01-2006, 06:18 PM
More of what I've learned living in the real world:
If you think you're a person of influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.
At 55, everything's starting to click for me - my elbows, my neck, my knees ...
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.
Most times, with free advice, you get exactly what you paid for.
Some people get carried away with their own importance. The trouble is, it's never far enough.
Middle age is usually reckoned at between 40 - 60, or whenever a night on the town takes about 15 minutes.
If you find yourself in a hole, first thing to do is to stop digging.
In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will totally worship him and a cat that will totally ignore him.
A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.
The last one out usually forgets to lock the door.
If you think you're a person of influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.
At 55, everything's starting to click for me - my elbows, my neck, my knees ...
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.
Most times, with free advice, you get exactly what you paid for.
Some people get carried away with their own importance. The trouble is, it's never far enough.
Middle age is usually reckoned at between 40 - 60, or whenever a night on the town takes about 15 minutes.
If you find yourself in a hole, first thing to do is to stop digging.
In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will totally worship him and a cat that will totally ignore him.
A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.
The last one out usually forgets to lock the door.