Are My Voices Offending You? [Archive] - Page 6

02-01-2005, 05:49 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by gamblefish:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by hw:

Wow...__conflatualtions__ tarsus! http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif Nice to know someone is having a good time. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

So what are the names of the five beautiful ladies you were with?
A _Rose_ by any other name.... http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Would that be a rose among the palms perhaps? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I gotta hand it to ya Fish...you really are voice activated! http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Welcome Back buddy!!!! http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

gamblefish

02-02-2005, 03:42 AM

Tanks hw...

Coming back was really a stroke of luck...

barelybob

02-02-2005, 04:42 AM

Welcome back, gamblefish! Killer has a reason to live again! http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

krcNY

02-02-2005, 06:11 AM

GambleFish
Glad to see your back, ercNY told me you posted. (the mother in me speaking.."Where the h$%^ have you been, we have been worried about you...you could have called to say you were OK".) Hope you stick around. Great Signature by the way!

shãybare

02-02-2005, 07:33 AM

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Glad to see your posts are back, Fish. I have had a burning question to ask you.

Fishermen always have a story to tail about the Big One that got away. Do fishies have a tail to tail about the Big Hook they got away from? Do you have one to tail about??

Jochanaan

02-02-2005, 12:57 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by gamblefish:
Coming back was really a _stroke_ of luck... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
I'll say! You appear only to come back when it strikes your fancy. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

gamblefish

02-02-2005, 01:01 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by barelybob:
Welcome back, gamblefish! Killer has a reason to live again! http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Barelybob!!! (still love that name!)

You tell killer to bring it...I've been workin' out dude!!!

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by krcNY: GambleFish
Glad to see your back, ercNY told me you posted. (the mother in me speaking.."Where the h$%^ have you been, we have been worried about you...you could have called to say you were OK".) Hope you stick around. Great Signature by the way! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

krcNY/ercNY!!! OK mom, I've been swimmin' around and around...after all that swirling in the bowl I got dizzy, lost my way and wound up in lake Erie... Singing: "the big lake they said never gives up her dead when the storms of November come early..." (probably the wrong lake, butt who cares!! I don't!)

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by shaybare: Glad to see your posts are back, Fish. I have had a burning question to ask you.

Fishermen always have a story to tail about the Big One that got away. Do fishies have a tail to tail about the Big Hook they got away from? Do you have one to tail about??

Forever Nude,
Shãybare
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Shaybare!! Where did you get that funny "a"??

Someday when you have lots of time and can't sleep, I'll tell you my big escape story. Moby Dick ain't got nuthin' on me, dude!!! (PS, they make ointment for that burning thing...)

gamblefish

02-02-2005, 01:04 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Jochanaan:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by gamblefish:
Coming back was really a _stroke_ of luck... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
I'll say! You appear only to come back when it strikes your fancy. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Jokeyman!!! I just missed ya!!

An old girlfriend struck my fancy once, I couldn't walk for a week...

Shoobie

02-02-2005, 01:29 PM

"Singing: "the big lake they said never gives up her dead when the storms of November come early..." (probably the wrong lake, butt who cares!! I don't!)"

It is my understanding that that particular legend lives on, from the Chippewa on down, regarding the big lake they called 'Gitche Gumee'.

And if old "Gordo" is to be believed:

Lake Huron rolls, Superior sings
In the rooms of her ice-water mansion.
Old Michigan steams like a young man's dreams;
The islands and bays are for sportsmen.
And farther below Lake Ontario
Takes in what Lake Erie can send her,...
Superior, they said, never gives up her dead
When the gales of November come early

Trailscout

02-02-2005, 01:48 PM

Old Trailscout decided to go swimming in Lake Superior one warm August day when he saw some folks splashing in the water. He soon discovered that "Lake Gitchee Gumee" is frigid in the hottest days of summer. The people were actually swimming in water that came from a much warmer river. A gravel bar separated the icy lake water from the mild river water.

Still it is a lake that has few rivals for beauty. And Trailscout was equally pleased with the fine ripe raspberries and thimbleberries that grew in abundance on the bluffs above the lake. Mmmmm!

missouriboy

02-03-2005, 05:58 AM

Shoobie, did'ja notice that John Dempsey draws cartoons about Nudity, not about Nudists?

No towels! http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

shãybare

02-03-2005, 08:23 AM

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Fish, the name of the ~ above the letter a in my name is called a tilde and is a simple punctuation mark. It was on my Birth Certificate. Although I am mostly Irish, the ã is Portuguese. My parents saw the tilde used somewhere and thought it was nice so they put it in my name. Although I always use it when writing or signing my name, I don't always use it when I am typing.

shãybare

02-03-2005, 08:28 AM

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shoobie,
Love the avatar. I hope the guy playing the accordian is being VERY, VERY careful. haha

gamblefish

02-03-2005, 12:51 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by shaybare:
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Fish, the name of the ~ above the letter a in my name is called a tilde and is a simple punctuation mark. It was on my Birth Certificate. Although I am mostly Irish, the ã is Portuguese. My parents saw the tilde used somewhere and thought it was nice so they put it in my name. Although I always use it when writing or signing my name, I don't always use it when I am typing. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Groovy...tanks for the 411 shaybare. I think your tilde is tres chic!!! Very sophisticated!

Shoobie

02-03-2005, 12:55 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by shaybare:
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shoobie,
Love the avatar. I hope the guy playing the accordian is being VERY, VERY careful. haha <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Shaybare -- my sig at the bottom of my posts is the actual caption of the cartoon (which is hard to see / read at avatar size...). Evidently the accordianist (is that a word?) was a little carelss! http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

NudistGuy47

02-03-2005, 01:01 PM

Welcome back Gamblefish. I hope you stick around.

shãybare

02-03-2005, 02:27 PM

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shoomie, I should have read more carefully. haha

Naturist Mark

02-03-2005, 04:22 PM

Hey Fish! I'm happy to see you back among the swimming.

But my friend here seems to have his own opinion ...
http://www.mycathatesyou.com/images/cats/2004/12/cosmo.jpg (http://www.mycathatesyou.com/cats/2004/12/15)

fred950

02-03-2005, 06:44 PM

First Suntied, now daFISH, ohmagawd!!!REPENT!!!!The END is near!!!!!!

Trailscout

02-04-2005, 12:01 AM

Hey Gamblefish! I've been waiting for your return!
http://www.alaskanalpinetreks.com/ImageGallery/Eagles_2/images/2ndinaRow.jpg

Jochanaan

02-04-2005, 12:56 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by gamblefish:
An old girlfriend struck my fancy once, I couldn't walk for a week... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Sounds like she knocked on wood. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

gamblefish

02-05-2005, 03:33 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Jochanaan:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by gamblefish:
An old girlfriend struck my fancy once, I couldn't walk for a week... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Sounds like she knocked on wood. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yeah, from then on she was known as "the nutcracker"...

gamblefish

02-05-2005, 03:44 AM

Hey Tscout!! Check out what I did to this guy...

http://www.geocities.com/gamblefish@sbcglobal.net/shark.bmp

gamblefish

02-05-2005, 03:51 AM

Hey Nmark!!

Tell Kitty to lighten up...cats make great pets!!!

Trailscout

02-05-2005, 08:28 AM

Gamblefish, is it possible that if you had been more of an angelfish and less of a shark, you might not have been wacked with a board by an angry woman?

Now I don't want to advocate that ladies use gonad whacking as an outlet for their rage.

Ladies, please! Let's talk things out first! Think of the next generation! http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

barelybob

02-06-2005, 05:12 AM

She was thinking of the next generation. That's why she hit him. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

S.M.A.

02-06-2005, 10:14 AM

I wish I could comment, but I'm a guppy in a sea of flounders.

Stuart

gamblefish

02-07-2005, 02:42 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by barelybob:
She was thinking of the next generation. That's why she hit him. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ouchy!! Another low blow! Deez are getting painful... http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

02-07-2005, 11:06 AM

Wow! 65 pages and still going strong. do you think this will reach 100 pages?

Jochanaan

02-08-2005, 02:40 PM

With the Fish back and hw lurking, Jon-Marc, I have no doubt the voices will direct us to reach that mark. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Jochanaan

02-08-2005, 02:43 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by S.M.A.:
I wish I could comment, but I'm a guppy in a sea of flounders.

Stuart <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
That's all right, Stu; most of the rest are floundering too. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif Except those of us who are just here for the halibut. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

02-08-2005, 03:03 PM

My Sole reason is for the fun of it... Always get a kick herring what the voices have to say http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

NudePete

02-08-2005, 03:16 PM

Holy mackerel guys. Give it a rest!

gamblefish

02-08-2005, 04:46 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by NudePete:
Holy mackerel guys. Give it a rest! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Alright, alright...we'll try to scale back on the fish talk...or you could just tuna us out...

02-08-2005, 08:06 PM

I found this (if it works) while searching for Naturist Jokes.

threadbare

02-09-2005, 06:39 AM

Someone got me with this many years ago.

1)Say each word aloud

FISH
ABOUT
TALKING
YO-YO
THIS
KEPT
I
LONG
HOW
SEE

2) Say the word FISH before each word.

3) Say the word FISH after each word.

4) Say the word FISH before & after each word.

5) Read each word bottom to top http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

P.S. I swapped YO-YO for the word A$$H__E http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

S.M.A.

02-09-2005, 07:34 AM

I don't get it, but whatever floats your boat.

Stuart

shãybare

02-09-2005, 07:55 AM

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One hundred? Try two or three hundred. There is no end in sight. Well, I guess that isn't exactly true here on a nude forum BUTT I hope you get my drift. Just hold your nose!

02-09-2005, 09:56 AM

Drift fishing is a great technique for catching Steelhead and salmon http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif...Butt all I caught was the drift... http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

02-09-2005, 11:29 AM

Here's another one.

Jochanaan

02-10-2005, 01:29 PM

I hate to say it, J-M, but Calvin doesn't look the part. Of all people, his mother looks a little more like the original model... http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

02-10-2005, 01:48 PM

Fly fishing is fun too...never caught any flys ..butt the fly caught my rear http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

fred950

02-10-2005, 05:38 PM

The last time I was fishin...I caught my own anchor! http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Jochanaan

02-12-2005, 05:52 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by outdoorbare:
Fly fishing is fun too...never caught any flys ..butt the fly caught my rear http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Did that make you turn tail? http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

gamblefish

02-13-2005, 05:12 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by outdoorbare:
Fly fishing is fun too...never caught any flys ..butt the fly caught my rear http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

What did you use for bait? I hear dog poo works very well...

tarsus

02-13-2005, 01:00 PM

saw a couple comments about this thing hitting one hundred.
it's two thirds of the way there,or the same age as hw now,so lets see what we can do!
fishing? i am "game" for it. about another month around here and should get out and catch a few fish;just hope its not a hag fish. lol
oh wait a minute----i thought you where talking about "bar flys" and fishing for women------i got to get a hobby.
my tackle is all out of condition anyway,haven't used it for a year now.

OZJames

02-15-2005, 09:09 PM

TARSUS - QUOTE - "my tackle is all out of condition anyway,haven't used it for a year now."

Hey Tarsus, are you married ? http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif JAMES http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

hairyhomer

02-16-2005, 04:39 AM

If your "Tackle is out of condition" it my just need a little help from that little blue pill and a mermaid http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

HairyHomer http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

S.M.A.

02-16-2005, 07:38 AM

Ouch. That's pretty good, OZJ.

Holy moly, this is my 700th post! Yikes!

Stuart

missouriboy

02-18-2005, 06:55 AM

"Wow! 65 pages and still going strong. do you think this will reach 100 pages?"

When you see the light at the end of the tunnel, it's time to order more tunnel.

-- Lily Tomlin, on Corporation Operating Instructions

fred950

02-18-2005, 06:51 PM

Originally posted by missouriboy:
When you see the light at the end of the tunnel, it's time to order more tunnel.

-- Lily Tomlin, on Corporation Operating Instructions

Naw... you don't need more tunnel, that's the 09:20 Express comin' through!

02-20-2005, 08:56 AM

Naw... you don't need more tunnel, that's the 09:20 Express comin' through!

Yeah... I'm afraid you need the undertaker

Sauna

02-21-2005, 05:30 AM

Originally posted by missouriboy:
"Wow! 65 pages and still going strong. do you think this will reach 100 pages?"

When you see the light at the end of the tunnel, it's time to order more tunnel.

-- Lily Tomlin, on Corporation Operating Instructions

I'm sure this reaches 100 pages.

krcNY

02-21-2005, 06:01 AM

When this hits 100 pages...What's the prize?

02-21-2005, 06:21 AM

Actually, I'm the one who posted the question about the 100 pages. How did MOboy get the credit for it http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif?

gamblefish

02-21-2005, 06:48 AM

Originally posted by krcNY:
When this hits 100 pages...What's the prize?

A nude all-expense-paid vacation for two to......Antarctica!! Don't forget the sunscreen...

missouriboy

02-21-2005, 07:29 AM

Originally posted by Jon-Marc:
Actually, I'm the one who posted the question about the 100 pages. How did MOboy get the credit for it http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif? Maybe because you posted on Page 65 and this is Page 66? http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

Now remember everybody, when we get three more pages down the road, keep your minds on the voices! http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

shãybare

02-21-2005, 07:59 AM

http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif
It is a great question, Jon-Marc. You deserve Pats on the Back. Here is mine. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

krcNY

02-21-2005, 09:15 AM

Originally posted by gamblefish:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by krcNY:
When this hits 100 pages...What's the prize?

A nude all-expense-paid vacation for two to......Antarctica!! Don't forget the sunscreen... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

For the person who started the thread or the one with the most posts on this thread?
hmmmmmm.

gamblefish

02-21-2005, 09:40 AM

Originally posted by missouriboy:
Now remember everybody, when we get three more pages down the road, keep your minds on the voices! http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

I can barely wait!! And by that I mean I am waiting in the bare... http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Originally posted by krcNY:
For the person who started the thread or the one with the most posts on this thread?
hmmmmmm.

The originator, hw of course!! I want her to experience the winter blast that we easterners have to put up with this time of year.
http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

(messij edited for speling erorrs...)

krcNY

02-21-2005, 05:48 PM

Sounds good to me. She has got it too easy over there in CA.

She doesn't know what a REAL winter is like.

fred950

02-21-2005, 06:02 PM

Originally posted by krcNY:
Sounds good to me. She has got it too easy over there in CA.

She doesn't know what a REAL winter is like.

I agree!!!A few (dozen )pages ago I even had to remind her just what snow was! http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

OZJames

02-22-2005, 08:55 PM

hw said on the 5th August 2003

Hey all, quick question. Are my voices offending you in any way, shape, or forum? Confused If my signature is offensive to some, does that mean we can no longer use the words, crazy, nuts, whack-o, or whack-job?

Would any of you be offended if I used this as my signature? Sarcasm, Just One More Service I Offer! Roll Eyes

Hey Trailscout, you may be off the hook now. Wink

Remember this if Off Topic Fun Stuff....so go ahead and have fun! Big Grin Big Grin

Nuderstanding....Accepting.
I'm not crazy, but the voices say otherwise. hw

I wonder what Trailscout did ??

http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif JAMES http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

OZJames

02-23-2005, 10:06 PM

Recently some excitement seems to have gone out of the clothesfree forum - is it because of the new format or is it that I am becoming "stale".

Do we need some profovative people on this site again like Stu, or Sandy or Cyndianne. Where has Rex gone ?

ARE WE NOW TOO AFRAID TO MAKE OUTRAGIOUS STATEMENTS for fear of being banned ?

http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif JAMES http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

02-23-2005, 11:43 PM

Yeah James ..I agree...add MR Bee ,Dazza , Querty , Danee and Barbararuth to the list too..and Hw's not around near often enough

tarsus

02-24-2005, 01:56 AM

the fourms are getting a little strange compared to the time when i first found this site.
oz james,no i am not married .twice divorced now. my public profile says i am "single not looking" however i would like a bowling/dinner/hiking/ etc. companion. anybody want to step up to the plate? age/ color not important.
i know hw has more fish to fry then gamblefish,so she is not here much,but what did happen to all the others?
i got go to work. more later. [did you expect less ?]

02-25-2005, 04:43 AM

Originally posted by krcNY:
Sounds good to me. She has got it too easy over there in CA.

She doesn't know what a REAL winter is like.

Hey krc..I'll trade ya! Real winter where I live consists of rain for a week or more then FOG. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif We're talking zero visibility here....can't see your hand in front of your face, FOG. Where the dampness of the FOG, makes it feel colder than a snow storm in Alaska!

Hey Fish...when you said, "A nude all-expense-paid vacation for two to......Antarctica!! Don't forget the sunscreen..., does that mean I can do a little Ice-Fishing ? http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Jochanaan

02-25-2005, 12:37 PM

I've heard it said that SoCal has four seasons: Drought, Earthquake, Fire, and the one you're in now, Flood. Not necessarily in that order. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

02-25-2005, 03:41 PM

Originally posted by Jochanaan:
I've heard it said that SoCal has four seasons: Drought, Earthquake, Fire, and the one you're in now, Flood. Not necessarily in that order. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

Hey Joke...the earthquakes are an every day event. Check this out:

http://earthquake.usgs.gov/recenteqsUS/Maps/US10/32.42.-125.-115_eqs.html

gamblefish

02-25-2005, 05:26 PM

Originally posted by hw:
Hey Fish...when you said, "A nude all-expense-paid vacation for two to......Antarctica!! Don't forget the sunscreen..., does that mean I can do a little Ice-Fishing ? http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Do all the ice fishing ya want, but bring your gas mask...the aroma around that ice hole is somthin' else!!! http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gifWhoa!!

krcNY

02-27-2005, 12:39 PM

Originally posted by hw:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by krcNY:
Sounds good to me. She has got it too easy over there in CA.

She doesn't know what a REAL winter is like.

Hey krc..I'll trade ya! Real winter where I live consists of rain for a week or more then FOG. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif We're talking zero visibility here....can't see your hand in front of your face, FOG. Where the dampness of the FOG, makes it feel colder than a snow storm in Alaska!

Hey Fish...when you said, "A nude all-expense-paid vacation for two to......Antarctica!! Don't forget the sunscreen..., does that mean I can do a little Ice-Fishing ? http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Like I said No Clue what winter is really like.
How about your car not starting cause it is too darn cold, snow coming down so hard you cannot see, and yes we do have fog from all the snow when we have a somewhat warm day. With all the salt melting the snow, the roads are now discolored to match the snow, so keep a close eye on the yellow line.

Yes, I will gladly trade http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

tarsus

02-27-2005, 04:51 PM

you want real weather? when i was a kid, snow drifts so high you could not find the house so we stayed in all winter. we lived back the head of a gravel road,didn't see people sometimes for months.had the cuban missile crisis become an atomic war,we would not have known for years. later we lived on top a small mountain,snow drifts so deep,once we had to eat the cats to stay alive. could not get out to main highway and to town just six miles away.
and fog? around here fog so bad most people speak with an english accent---even the hispanics. so much rain looks like a mud rally was run just today. so far only thing have not encountered is "killer bees",but they are coming beware the the"killer bees". they will arrive soon,keep watching your local movie marque for them.
did you think i meant insects??? no,no, i mean the lousy movies they will pawn off on us this year.
they don't know me very well do they?
no they don't,you are way too ----------- would you please wait your turn? i am talking here---------------------

fred950

02-28-2005, 05:58 PM

Tarsus! You forgot the line about having to walk five miles to school...with snow up to ypur shoulders...uphill...both ways!

Seriously, one winter day (near midnight) it was so cold, the vinyl upolstery on the car seats cracked! Or with a wind chill in the -70(F) neighborhood, having to go to work. Back in the old days (when I had a 120 mile round trip commute) with anything less than eight inches of snow I was at work...ON TIME!! And no, I've never had any need or use for a 4-wheel drive!

A variation on the "walk to school" line, I used to walk the mile-and-a half to high school more often than not. And the small town I grew up in is located on several hills. Therefore I really did have to go "uphill...both ways". Well, one fine winter morning the snow may not have been over my shoulders but it was well past my ankles. Iwalked that mile-and a half to the High Scool just to find the Princable declared a snow day...and I would have to hike the mile-and-a-half home. NOW!!

HW, you still think you know what winter is?

barelybob

03-01-2005, 02:33 AM

All this talk of winter is starting to depress me. It's the time of year to be looking forward to spring and warmer weather, even if it is snowing.

We just had a couple of weeks of good weather, and now the rains have returned, but the memories of actually being able to get some tan back will carry me through. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

S.M.A.

03-01-2005, 06:54 AM

Same here, Bob. When I heard that the groundhog saw its shadow last month, I nearly wanted to strangle that little varmit.

Stuart

03-01-2005, 10:29 AM

Originally posted by S.M.A.:
Same here, Bob. When I heard that the groundhog saw its shadow last month, I nearly wanted to strangle that little varmit.

Stuart

I'm not sure where that critter is, but I'm sure it's not in Michigan. We rarely get any sunshine here, and it usually only lasts for a few minutes at best. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Michigan should be renamed "The gloomy state--Where the clouds are plentiful". http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

03-01-2005, 03:03 PM

Originally posted by krcNY:
With all the salt melting the snow, the roads are now discolored to match the snow, so keep a close eye on the yellow line.

Yes, I will gladly trade http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Ok krc..duly noted. hw has no clue about REAL winter. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif With all the blasts of snow from all you northerners I'm beginning to feel a little frost bitten. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

Yellow lines in the snow can only mean one thing. The guys salting the roads must have had to go.

Well cheer up everyone winter is almost over, at least for me. My tulips are starting to bloom. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif The roses can't be that far behind. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

Ahhhh, Spring..don't ya just love it? http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

03-01-2005, 09:14 PM

Hw said
"Well cheer up everyone winter is almost over, at least for me. My tulips are starting to bloom. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif The roses can't be that far behind. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

Ahhhh, Spring..don't ya just love it? http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/QUOTE]

Yeahn its really looking like spring...After all our rain this winter and lack of frost in the lowlands..I dont remember ever seeing the hills of Cal looking such an intense greenwith water running in all the ravines and all the reservoirs filling...and no major flooding problems ...so far.. here in Northern Cal...Just a little more warm Sunwould be nice http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif...O bare

Jochanaan

03-02-2005, 06:58 PM

Originally posted by hw:
My tulips are starting to bloom. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Does that mean flowers are dropping from your mouth? http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

nudeM

03-02-2005, 08:47 PM

Originally posted by Jochanaan:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by hw:
My tulips are starting to bloom. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Does that mean flowers are dropping from your mouth? http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I remember when I went to a party, there was plenty of fun, food, alcohol and laughter. After awhile, things were really going just great. One of my buddies pulled me to the side and said he was having a great time. I told him I was too and we continued to joke around until the wee hours of the next morning.

Later that day, we saw each other and we both talked about the night before and how much fun we all had. He told me he had a great time and called me the party flower. "Party flower?" I asked. He said, "Yea, you were having a fun time and we decided you (me), was a blooming idiot." http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

The funny thing was, is that I didn't remember. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

missouriboy

03-03-2005, 09:35 AM

Remember when all the hippies were called "flower children?"
Some wag said, "Yeah, they're a bunch of blooming idiots."

One night after bowling with the office bunch, the group repaired to someone's home, where the whiskey flowed a little too easily. The next day, one of my female co-workers asked me, "Why were you rolling around on the floor last night?" I could only reply lamely, "Well, I was sure I had a good reason at the time." http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Trailscout

03-03-2005, 11:13 AM

It's been pretty cold here too. We had a half inch of snow on the lawn Monday morning and it lasted until 11:00 a.m.!

We have had frost several nights in a row, too.
At least the spring flowers are blooming anyway. Bradford pears, jonquils, quince and forsythia. But it is still chilly in the morning. March sure came in like a lion!

03-03-2005, 11:14 AM

No Joke-anaan, there are no flowers in my mouth, just in my gardens. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

nudeM....do you remember any of those parties you attended? Side walk face painting http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Originally posted by missouriboy:

One night after bowling with the office bunch, the group repaired to someone's home, where the whiskey flowed a little too easily. The next day, one of my female co-workers asked me, "Why were you rolling around on the floor last night?" I could only reply lamely, "Well, I was sure I had a good reason at the time." http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Moboy did you forget your seatbelt that night? http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif Ever have a hangover like this?

Hangover Ratings

1 Star Hangover

No pain. No real feeling of illness.. Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap which is giving you a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be glad that you are able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 10 bottles of water and still feel this way. Even vegetarians are craving a Cheeseburger and a side of fries.

2 Star Hangover

Slight headache. Don't feel sick, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay but you have the attention span and mental capacity of a stapler. The coffee you chug to try and remain focused is only exacerbating your rumbling gut, which is craving a full English breakfast. Last night has wreaked havoc on your bowels and even though you have a nice demeanor about the office, you are costing your employer valuable money because all you really can handle is aimlessly surfing the net and writing junk e-mails.

3 Star Hangover

Definite headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely a space cadet and so not productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the random gin shots you did with your alcoholic friends after the bouncer kicked you out at 1:45 a.m. Life would be better right now if you were in your bed with a dozen donuts and a liter of coke watching Good Morning with Richard and Judy. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 2 Sausage Rolls and a liter of diet coke - yet you haven't peed once.

4 Star Hangover

Your head is throbbing and you can't speak too quickly or else you might honk. You have lost the will to live. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that you missed an oh-so crucial spot shaving, (girls, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars), your teeth have sweaters, your eyes look like one big vein
and your hair style makes you look like a reject from the class picture of Moss side secondary school circa 1976. You would give a weeks pay for one the following: 1. Home time, 2. A duvet and somewhere to be alone, or 3. A time machine so you could go back and NOT have gone out the night before.

5 Star Hangover (aka Dante's 4th Circle of Hell)

You have a second heartbeat in your head which is actually scaring the employee who sits next to you. Death seems pretty good right now. You can't focus as your eyes are scrunched up against the overpowering glare from your computer screen Rancid vodka vapour is seeping out of every pore, staining your shirt and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth, at least you think it's toothpaste crust. You don't give a damn either way. Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva and your tongue is suffocating you. You'd cry but that would take the last of the moisture left in your body. Talking is not an option. Your boss doesn't even get mad at you and your co-workers think that your dog just died because you look so pathetic. You should have called in sick because all you can manage to do is breathe....very gently.
 http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

gamblefish

03-03-2005, 04:34 PM

Originally posted by hw:
No Joke-anaan, there are no flowers in my mouth, just in my gardens. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

Ya got tulips in that garden...how 'bout fish lips?? http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

fred950

03-03-2005, 05:36 PM

HW, I can relate to that hangover scale. But then, one really hasn't lived til that morning when the parakeet learnd to do an impersonation of a 747 on take-off andyour tounge feels as if the entire Russian Army has trampled on it in it's stocking feet! http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

Trailscout

03-03-2005, 05:48 PM

"Sunday Morning Coming Down"

Well, I woke up Sunday morning
With no way to hold my head that didn't hurt.
And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad,
So I had one more for dessert.
Then I fumbled in my closet through my clothes
And found my cleanest dirty shirt.
Then I washed my face and combed my hair
And stumbled down the stairs to meet the day.

I'd smoked my mind the night before
With cigarettes and songs I'd been picking.
But I lit my first and watched a small kid
Playing with a can that he was kicking.
Then I walked across the street
And caught the Sunday smell of someone frying chicken.
And Lord, it took me back to something that I'd lost
Somewhere, somehow along the way.

On a Sunday morning sidewalk,
I'm wishing, Lord, that I was stoned.
'Cause there's something in a Sunday
That makes a body feel alone.
And there's nothing short a' dying
That's half as lonesome as the sound
Of the sleeping city sidewalk
And Sunday morning coming down.

In the park I saw a daddy
With a laughing little girl that he was swinging.
And I stopped beside a Sunday school
And listened to the songs they were singing.
Then I headed down the street,
And somewhere far away a lonely bell was ringing,
And it echoed through the canyon
Like the disappearing dreams of yesterday.

On a Sunday morning sidewalk,
I'm wishing, Lord, that I was stoned.
'Cause there's something in a Sunday
That makes a body feel alone.
And there's nothing short a' dying
That's half as lonesome as the sound
Of the sleeping city sidewalk
And Sunday morning coming down.

Lyrics by Kris Kristopherson
Frequently sung by Johnny Cash

S.M.A.

03-04-2005, 07:27 AM

Hey trailscout, are you sure Johnny Cash is still singing that song?

Stuart

missouriboy

03-05-2005, 07:04 AM

He does on a CD I have, but not in person. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

That song resonates with me, because it reminds me of how lonely I was in Astro World one Sunday without my family. I was stuck working out of town for the weekend and thought it would be great to enjoy an amusement park without the kids. WRONG! http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

tarsus

03-06-2005, 09:25 AM

hello everyone. its been a while since i got back here so where do i start?
fred 950, well not 5 miles just 2 miles to the bus. once a bridge collapsed.so the driver parked the bus on one side and then drove the back roads in his personal car to the other side;in the morning he would park the bus walk a plank and get in his personal car,pick up the three or four he couldn't get to and then we all walked the plank[about twenty feet across]to the bus.
hw, mmmm-- 4th circle of hell--been deeper,cannot even recall night before,covered in vomit,clothes half off/on. couple times woke up covered in frost,door standing open.
for a while there,thought i might be heading back to hell,but thanks to a few,i survived,building a new life.
if i build it she will come to it,i hope shes a nudist.

03-09-2005, 08:32 AM

Originally posted by fred950:
HW, I can relate to that hangover scale. But then, one really hasn't lived til that morning when the parakeet learnd to do an impersonation of a 747 on take-off andyour tounge feels as if the entire Russian Army has trampled on it in it's stocking feet! http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

Cotton mouth huh Fred? http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Nice pix Fred. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

03-09-2005, 08:47 AM

Originally posted by tarsus:
hw, mmmm-- 4th circle of hell--been deeper,cannot even recall night before,covered in vomit,clothes half off/on. couple times woke up covered in frost,door standing open.
for a while there,thought i might be heading back to hell,but thanks to a few,i survived,building a new life.

http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif Ewwwwwwwwwww! I'm feeling a little nauseated and cold. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

I've heard a sure cure for a hangover is some raw bacon and a long string. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

03-09-2005, 01:11 PM

Originally posted by gamblefish:
Ya got tulips in that garden...how 'bout fish lips?? http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Do Fish have lips? http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif More important, can your dogs do this? http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Help Wanted

A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the
window
saying:
HELP WANTED Must be a good typist and be good with a computer.
Successful
applicant must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.

A short time later a lovely golden retriever dog trotted up to the
window,
saw the sign and went inside. He looked at the receptionist and wagged
his
tail, then walked over to the sign, looked at it, whined and pawed the
air.
The receptionist called the office manager. He was surprised, to say
the
least to see a canine applicant. However, the dog looked determined, so
he
led him into the office. Inside, the dog jumped up on a chair and
stared at
the manager expectantly.

The manager said, "I can't hire you. The sign says you must be able to
type."

The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to quickly
type a
perfect business letter. He took out the page and trotted over to the
manager, gave it to him, then jumped back up on the chair.

The manager was stunned, but told the dog, "That was fantastic, but I'm
sorry. The sign clearly says that whoever I hire has to be good with a
computer."

The dog jumped down again, went to the computer and proceeded to
demonstrate his expertise with various programs, produced a sample
spreadsheet and database, then presented them to the manager.

The manager was dumbfounded! He said to the dog, "Hey, I realize that
you
are a very intelligent applicant and have fantastic talent, but you're
a
dog -- no way could I hire you."

The dog jumped down and went to the sign in the window and pointed his
paw
at the words, "Equal Opportunity Employer."

The exasperated manager said, "Yes, I know what the damned sign says.
But
the sign also says you have to be bilingual."

The dog looked him straight in the eye and said, "Meow."

gamblefish

03-10-2005, 04:32 AM

That's a purty smart dog there...but can he do this:

http://www.geocities.com/gamblefish@sbcglobal.net/dogpoop.jpg

shãybare

03-10-2005, 05:39 AM

http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif
ROTFLMAO

Great photo, Fish. I couldn't even get my ex-wife to clean up after herself. And, yes, she was a true *****.

shãybare

03-10-2005, 05:59 AM

http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif
ROTFLMAO

Too cute.

03-10-2005, 08:10 AM

Originally posted by gamblefish:
That's a purty smart dog there...but can he do this:"

Wow! He needs to go into teaching http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

03-10-2005, 09:00 AM

Originally posted by gamblefish:
That's a purty smart dog there...but can he do this:

http://www.geocities.com/gamblefish@sbcglobal.net/dogpoop.jpg

That is one smart puppy Fish. Butt....I once saw an even smarter dog cleaning up without a broom and dustpan. He was following horses in a parade and was eating the road apples left behind. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

sawdust

03-10-2005, 10:07 AM

Eating the horses "road apples!" Somebody please get this dog some breath mints---Quick! Sawdust

gamblefish

03-10-2005, 10:18 AM

Originally posted by shaybare:
http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif
ROTFLMAO

Great photo, Fish. I couldn't even get my ex-wife to clean up after herself. And, yes, she was a true *****.

Shay you are so bad...and I know exactly what you mean... http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

gamblefish

03-10-2005, 10:22 AM

Originally posted by hw:
That is one smart puppy Fish. Butt....I once saw an even smarter dog cleaning up without a broom and dustpan. He was following horses in a parade and was eating the road apples left behind. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif [/color]

Holy crap-breath Batman!! hw, I'm not so sure that dog was smart, butt I sure hope he didn't give his human any doggie-kisses... http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

nudeM

03-11-2005, 05:04 PM

It's apparent that the dog was talking ****. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

gamblefish

03-11-2005, 06:00 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Good 'un M!!!!

Hey, do you suppose when a dog eats poop it comes out the other end as Purina Dog Chow?

nudeM

03-12-2005, 07:26 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Good 'un M!!!!

Hey, do you suppose when a dog eats poop it comes out the other end as Purina Dog Chow?

Maybe after is sits too long and drys up. Then you could use it as Purina Dog Chow. At first, you could possibly pass is off as Alpo. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Just like a computer that is putting out erroneous data. The programmer states somewhere there is a problem. They blame it on some outside source. I usually think to myself that "s*** in = s*** out". A computer will only put out what it is fed. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

tarsus

03-12-2005, 05:01 PM

69 pages ??? should i touch this one ?? mmmm---
it's tempting alright but,i think i will head for the high ground,as the valley might flood:and i shall be in danger of drowning.

03-12-2005, 10:43 PM

Originally posted by tarsus:
69 pages ??? should i touch this one ??

 Touch what tarsus? http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

I noticed you stopped looking west. Are you looking east now or just straight ahead?

I find it strange that a Fish would know so much about dog food. Hmmmmmm maybe he's a CatFish. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

tarsus

03-13-2005, 04:52 AM

ah the warmth,the scent, of a woman.when i went out i could smell her hair,her skin,i could feel her ribs under her clothes as we danced and the band played------.
wait a minute! touch myself? this old dog can still keep up with rest. i am not ready to disappear out on the ice just yet.

no i have not stoped looking west,will fly out soon for a couple days,i can be flexable on this,as i only need to give 24 hours notice for vacation. if i survive that then i am planning to jump next,tandem of course. what i got my whole life ahead of me?? i am not slowing down now,if i am going to fall and break a hip then its going to be doing something besides going to to toilet.

tarsus

03-13-2005, 05:16 AM

oh btw, if i don't survive; please ask them to play "rosamunde" and "freut euch des lebens" at the services.
and finally {for now} "defish" as a catfish? or the old mossy back i see him as? naw we are both wrong he's a carp,they will eat anything. lol

gamblefish

03-13-2005, 06:04 AM

Originally posted by hw:

I find it strange that a Fish would know so much about dog food. Hmmmmmm maybe he's a CatFish. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

CATFISH!!! NEVER!!!

hw, I do know that dog food tastes just like it smells.....delicious!!!! http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

As for the page number, remember, moboy told us to "keep our minds on the voices...". I wonder what he means........

Naturist Mark

03-13-2005, 06:54 AM

http://clothesfreeforums.com/eve/forums/a/ga/ul/5980055323/obey.jpg

Ohhhhhhhh ... All the Offensive Voices in my HEAD!!!!

missouriboy

03-13-2005, 08:19 AM

"69 pages ??? should i touch this one ?? mmmm---"

Now Now! Remember what I said three pages ago! http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

Gamblefish remembered! Thanks, Fish. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

gamblefish

03-13-2005, 08:26 AM

Originally posted by missouriboy:
"69 pages ??? should i touch this one ?? mmmm---"

Now Now! Remember what I said three pages ago! http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

Gamblefish remembered! Thanks, Fish. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

No problemo moboy!

Now, if I could just focus on the voices in my head rather than the ones in my pants...

shãybare

03-13-2005, 08:54 AM

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PANTS? What pants? Pants are for dogs.

tarsus

03-13-2005, 09:54 AM

moboy,i had to back up and see. i am an old man with a short memory [no comment hw].
i don't think fish reads my posts, but as of yet i am not through the tackle box,and he will strike and i do have the patence of a cat, lol.
however moboy you and i do think alike,i would be worried if i was you "brother" lol.
they say i have more personallys then then the chinesse phone has people named "chin"
you may silence one of us or even a dozen,but you cannot stop us all. [exit laughing].

S.M.A.

03-13-2005, 10:29 AM

Why are we nude? Why are we clothed? Why do we do anything, really?

Stuart

03-13-2005, 10:34 AM

Originally posted by gamblefish:
Now, if I could just focus on the voices in my head rather than the ones in my pants...

Voices in your pants? Those are not voices Fish....it is gas. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif Has the methane gone to your head ? http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

03-13-2005, 10:48 AM

Originally posted by tarsus:
no i have not stoped looking west,will fly out soon for a couple days,i can be flexable on this,as i only need to give 24 hours notice for vacation.

Well tarsus maybe you can fly out with Shaybare. He's coming this way early next month. I'll keep him entertained with my exciting life. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Will bbq some tri-tip and linguisa. If it is warm enough maybe doing a little swimming. Show him around town which will take about 5 minutes. Blink and you miss it. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

gamblefish

03-13-2005, 10:53 AM

Originally posted by tarsus:
...i don't think fish reads my posts...

Butt I do read your posts taurus. I am old too, and I may have Alzheimer's butt at least I don't have Alzheimer's...

gamblefish

03-13-2005, 10:54 AM

Originally posted by shaybare:
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PANTS? What pants? Pants are for dogs.

Well, sure, butt I don't have the patience to cut out the hole for his tail...unless you mean...oh. Nevermind.

gamblefish

03-13-2005, 10:55 AM

Originally posted by hw:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by gamblefish:
Now, if I could just focus on the voices in my head rather than the ones in my pants...

Voices in your pants? Those are not voices Fish....it is gas. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif Has the methane gone to your head ? http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Tanks, hw for clearing that up for me. And I thought those voices just had bad breath... http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

tarsus

03-13-2005, 12:05 PM

Originally posted by S.M.A.:
Why are we nude? Why are we clothed? Why do we do anything, really?

Stuart

do we do it because its there? or as an expression of self? or are we just a differant type of ant? or is the answer there is no answer? for it is not the answer that drives us---but rather the question?

03-13-2005, 12:17 PM

With all this beautiful sunshine http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif we're having, here is a tip for all my buddies who take a trip to the textile beach. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Patrick, who was holidaying from Ireland on Bondi beach couldn't seem make it with any of the girls. So he asked the local lifeguard for some advice.

"Mate, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing them old baggy swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer. They're years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos - about two sizes too small - and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em. I'm tellin' ya man... you'll have all the babes ya want!"

The following weekend, Patrick hits the beach with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato. Everybody on the beach were disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick!

So Patrick went back to the lifeguard again and asked him, "What's wrong now?"

"JAHEESUS !" said the lifeguard, "Mate. The potato goes in front!" http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_redface.gif http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Jochanaan

03-13-2005, 03:26 PM

Originally posted by hw:
With all this beautiful sunshine http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif we're having...
I'm glad the sun's shining there. The weather here, at least today, is snow joke. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

OZJames

03-13-2005, 04:01 PM

In OZland we call SPEEDOS "Budgie smugglers" http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif Guess where you hide the Budgies ?

Budgerigars are a small bird , a small parrot a bit bigger than a sparrow. Of course it is against the law to take (smuggle) native birds form Australia.

http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif JAMES http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

fred950

03-13-2005, 04:21 PM

Oz, here in the states Budgerigars are referred to as 'parakeets'. Of which Mary and I currently have two.

BTW, several years ago we filled out an apartment rental contract. Under the line "Pets", we wrote "Budgies". Confused the willies out of everybody.

nudistmatt

03-13-2005, 04:28 PM

I could never keep a bird.

OZJames

03-13-2005, 06:31 PM

Fred - they are great pets and come in many colours. blue , green , grey, white (very rare). I can't think of the other colours but i'm sure there are more. What colour are yours ?

Did you smuggle them into USA in your SPEEDOS ?

Matt, Budgies can be let out of the cage and owners often let them fly around their house all day. The birds would be very happy and would sit on the owner's shoulder and sing and "talk".

http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif JAMES http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

03-13-2005, 06:44 PM

Originally posted by tarsus:
ah the warmth,the scent, of a woman.when i went out i could smell her hair,her skin,i could feel her ribs under her clothes as we danced and the band played------.

http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif tarsus would the scent be eau de plastique or perhaps eau de vinal ???? http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif ROFLMAO !!!!

You remind me of a song....

"What's a guy gotta do to get a girl in this town?
Don't wanna be alone when the sun goes down.
Just a sweet little something
To put my arms around
What's a guy gotta do to get a girl in this town?

03-13-2005, 06:52 PM

Originally posted by OZJames:
In OZland we call SPEEDOS "Budgie smugglers" http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif Guess where you hide the Budgies ?
http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif JAMES http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

My guess would be in the potato pocket . http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

OZJames

03-13-2005, 07:28 PM

HW - don't you mean the SPUDS DUDS ? http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif JAMES http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

03-13-2005, 07:55 PM

Originally posted by OZJames:
HW - don't you mean the SPUDS DUDS ? http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif JAMES http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

OZ it is hard to tell what I mean with all the voices, hear. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

I think the DUDE with the SPUD was a DUD. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

tarsus

03-15-2005, 04:56 PM

plastique? vinal? no she was not made of plastic--well most of her anyway.
go ahead hw make fun of of an lonely old man so much in need of campionship he reaches out to that which he may touch but only for the briefest of time,before she disappears into the night.
i have heard that song, i listen to 92.9 "the bear" [ seems fitting for a nudist don't you think?]. a country station here in this area.
when i have to go to "hustler" store,you will think of me, and,the time i lost that "sweet little something" because i didn't keep my arms around her,and i lost her to someone with a bigger hat.-------------naw just kidding theres plenty more were she came from,just look on any corner,under the light. anyway only charlie daniels got a bigger hat then me.

tarsus

03-15-2005, 05:07 PM

anyone watch "the birds" lately? i used to breed finches years ago. but the little parakeets were always fun also.
but can them little suckers bite!! currently only have turtles and frogs, and fish; no birds my life style does not allow me to have them. reptiles can go for extended periods without eatting.
btw oz, many years ago animals such as this were freely brought into the states,in the 60's you could buy a "gator" at the pet shop even. people soon learned,that while they had bit off more then they could chew,the gator would soon have no problem with this detail.these little birds are now breed and raised in captivity.

fred950

03-15-2005, 06:20 PM

Originally posted by OZJames:
Fred - they are great pets and come in many colours. blue , green , grey, white (very rare). I can't think of the other colours but i'm sure there are more. What colour are yours ?

Did you smuggle them into USA in your SPEEDOS ?

http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif JAMES http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Lovey is a yellow/green female and Filbert (a kind of nut) (appropriate name) is a blue/white male. Mary and I purchached them from a pet store...no smuggling nessasary. Besides, that would mean I would have to wear something. Why would I want to do that?

BTW, before there was Lovey and'Bert, there was Kewe, a blue female Budgie. Kewe was Mary's late daughter, Amanda's, pet. After Mary and I were a couple, Mary confided that our first few dates, see kept an eye on how Kewe took to me. "If Kewe didn't like you, you would have been out!"
Well, Kewe seemed to to take to me better than Mary. Sitting on my shoulder, singing in my ear, preening my moustach and generally 'courting' me. Mary and I are coming up to ten years together. Thanks to a bird!

03-15-2005, 11:11 PM

Awww how sweet Fred...Kewe must have been a love bird. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif Congrats to you and Mary. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Jochanaan

03-18-2005, 02:33 PM

This thread has really gone to the birds! http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif Thanks to some of us taking some cheep shots. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

OZJames

03-20-2005, 03:23 PM

No I think it's because we have all gone a bit budgeriGAR GAR http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif JAMES http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

gamblefish

03-20-2005, 04:23 PM

You guys better stop the fowl language or the mods are gonna getchya...

tarsus

03-20-2005, 04:42 PM

is that "i ran so far away" playing in the background?
better turn off the fan.

03-20-2005, 06:27 PM

Originally posted by tarsus:
is that "i ran so far away" playing in the background?
better turn off the fan.

No tarsus, that is the sound of chirping birds in the background. Maybe even some turkey http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif gobblers singing the praises of spring. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

S.M.A.

03-20-2005, 09:02 PM

Except when they're being eaten for Easter.

Stuart

OZJames

03-20-2005, 10:06 PM

I thought it was the BUNNY RABBITS that got eaten at Easter or is it EGGS ? Come to think of it, I realise why it's up to the bunnies to lay the eggs is because the birds (chickens) "they're bean eaten for EASTER" as S.M.A. said. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif JAMES http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

03-21-2005, 09:26 AM

Originally posted by OZJames:
I thought it was the BUNNY RABBITS that got eaten at Easter or is it EGGS ? Come to think of it, I realise why it's up to the bunnies to lay the eggs is because the birds (chickens) "they're bean eaten for EASTER" as S.M.A. said. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif JAMES http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

OZ....I hate to burst your bubble....but rabbits don't lay eggs. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

SMA....We usually nuke a ham for Easter dinner, have some rolls, salad and course Deviled eggs. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

shãybare

03-21-2005, 09:53 AM

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The Easter Bunnies special order the eggs from Walmart 3 months in advance so they will have time to cook them, dye them, put them in baskets and deliver them to all thoses houses.

03-21-2005, 02:43 PM

Originally posted by shaybare:
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The Easter Bunnies special order the eggs from Walmart 3 months in advance so they will have time to cook them, dye them, put them in baskets and deliver them to all thoses houses.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!! What are you telling me Shay? http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif There really is an Easter Bunny? http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif Why wasn't I informed of this years ago? http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif I've been wasting all this time coloring eggs with the kids......

Man would all please quit treating me like a mushroom? http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif lol

shãybare

03-21-2005, 03:03 PM

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hw, you are joking. Right? There have been times when I had fallen on hard times that I have mugged a few to get their eggs. I am sorry to have to admit that but at least I didn't shoot em and eat em. OK, there was that one time but I AM taking therapy.

Naturist Mark

03-21-2005, 03:13 PM

shãybare

03-21-2005, 03:54 PM

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Refrigerators.

Naturist Mark

03-21-2005, 04:01 PM

Originally posted by shaybare:
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Refrigerators.

I find 3 month old eggs acquire a certain bouquet (http://www.abqjournal.com/food/158436food04-07-04.htm), even though under refridgeration.

tarsus

03-21-2005, 05:08 PM

mmm, birds, eggs, easter, must be spring.
well i don't know about those 3 month old eggs there naturist mark, but i hear it takes a real man [or woman] to eat those duck eggs they serve in the one country. seems they are partially developed when served.
hey oz, join me for breakfast? lol.
shaybare, rabbit is good. something about the smell of gunpower makes me hungry.
easter ham h.w.? seems ironic some how.
oh a group who called themselves "a flock of seagulls" did that song,"i ran so far away". seagulls,get it? put your boots on,this old turkey is gonna soar with the eagles,and he's not wasting this "golden" opportunity. if i may paraphase willie nelson; brown skies,nothing but brown skies--------.

shãybare

03-23-2005, 10:38 AM

Originally posted by Naturist Mark:

-Mark
http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif
NO,NO,NO. I said dye the EGGS!

gamblefish

03-23-2005, 03:06 PM

Hey, those eggs aren't any good. They all got big cracks in 'em...

OZJames

03-23-2005, 03:33 PM

Tarsus - hey oz, join me for breakfast? lol.

Thanks Tarsus, We are on the way to the USofA in three weeks time , are you anywhere near NY ? http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif What time is breky or is it two late by then ?

I don't mind CRACKed eggs as long as the bunnies laid them

http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif JAMES http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Corey Mangold

03-23-2005, 04:18 PM

I'm sure everyone has noticed that I deleted the picture of the rears of 4 young infants painted like Easter eggs. It's not that the picture is wrong, it's just there is a lot of scrutiny right now with all the controversy James Hartline has been causing for Naturally California in San Diego, CA. If we can just refrain from posting any photos containing minors right now until this all boils over. The last thing we need right now is bad publicity. We are a family naturist organization and I myself have two children, whom I will never hide from or disallow nude recreation, but we just have to be a little cautious right now.
Thanks!
Corey Mangold
INA President
clothesfree@clothesfree.com
http://www.ClothesFree.com

Jochanaan

03-23-2005, 04:58 PM

:sigh: I understand, Corey. But Mr. Hartline needs to get a life! Or at least find out what the Bible says and doesn't say about nudity. He might be as surprised as I was! http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

gamblefish

03-24-2005, 03:38 AM

And I thought we had it bad in O-high-o... http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Let the easter fun continue...

http://www.geocities.com/gamblefish@sbcglobal.net/EasterBunnies.jpg

03-24-2005, 07:19 AM

MMMMMM!!!...Loved those chocolate ears n rears!!!..Yum yum! http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

shãybare

03-24-2005, 10:00 AM

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Too fun-eye. He-layer-ee-us.

gamblefish

03-24-2005, 01:40 PM

http://www.geocities.com/gamblefish@sbcglobal.net/EasterBunny.jpg

nudeM

03-24-2005, 10:25 PM

Fish, you da man. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Thanks Corey for explaining your decision to remove the infant photo. Even though it was a harmless photo, it is much easier to get rid if it rather than take a chance by this fellow finding out about and trying to push his agenda on you. I understand completely. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

03-25-2005, 07:51 AM

Originally posted by CoreyINA:
.... painted like Easter eggs. ....right now until this all boils over
Thanks!
Corey Mangold
INA President
clothesfree@clothesfree.com
http://www.ClothesFree.com

Cool Corey....you kept the Easter theme alive without offeneding the Chickens who are offended at the sight of nudity. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

*****************

Now back to Show and Tell. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

THE ZIPPER

In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young
woman wearing a tight mini skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus
stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt
was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she
reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this
would give her enough slack to raise her leg.

She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't.

So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to
unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step.

Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a
little smile to the driver, she again! reached behind to unzip a little more and
again was unable to take the step.

About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her
up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.

She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled,
"How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"

The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree
with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured
we was friends." http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

03-25-2005, 08:12 AM

Thanks for the morning brightener hw http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif...Happy Easter All!!!

03-25-2005, 08:21 AM

Originally posted by outdoorbare:
Thanks for the morning brightener hw http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif...Happy Easter All!!!

Happy Easter to you too Odie. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

BTW....Lorraine turned out B-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l!!!!!! If you could see her now.... even my daughter was not offended by Lorrain's nudity. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

Happy Easter all....Merry Christmas Shaybare!!!! http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

gamblefish

03-25-2005, 05:38 PM

Congrats hw!!!! Hope mommy and child are doing well.

In honor of little Lorraine...another baby joke!!

Ole and Lena

Ole was pacing the expectant fathers' waiting room waiting for news on Lena and the baby. The doc came out and told Ole he had a son and all was well; he could see his son through the nursery window. Ole went to the window and asked to see the Thompson baby.The nurse looked surprised and asked if he was sure he wanted to see the baby before seeing Lena.
"Someting wrong wit the baby?" he asked.
"No, the baby is fine."
"Vel bring him over so I can see him."
The nurse did so, and lo and behold she held up
the cutest little black baby you ever saw.
Upon seeing him, Ole got a big grin on his face and said, "Oh, dat Lena, she burns everyting!".

krcNY

03-25-2005, 05:53 PM

Originally posted by gamblefish:
Congrats hw!!!! Hope mommy and child are doing well.

In honor of little Lorraine...another baby joke!!

Ole and Lena

Ole was pacing the expectant fathers' waiting room waiting for news on Lena and the baby. The doc came out and told Ole he had a son and all was well; he could see his son through the nursery window. Ole went to the window and asked to see the Thompson baby.The nurse looked surprised and asked if he was sure he wanted to see the baby before seeing Lena.
"Someting wrong wit the baby?" he asked.
"No, the baby is fine."
"Vel bring him over so I can see him."
The nurse did so, and lo and behold she held up
the cutest little black baby you ever saw.
Upon seeing him, Ole got a big grin on his face and said, "Oh, dat Lena, she burns everyting!".

hee hee LOL...must of caught me just right, I am laughing to hard to type.

krcNY

03-25-2005, 05:54 PM

BTW......Conragrats HW.

nudeM

03-25-2005, 06:02 PM

Fish, very nice baby joke. I'm in hysterics. BTW, Fish and krcNY, what is this about 'mommy and baby'? Something I don't know about, yet? http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

03-25-2005, 11:57 PM

Originally posted by gamblefish:
Congrats hw!!!! Hope mommy and child are doing well.

In honor of little Lorraine...another baby joke!!

Boy Fish now you've gone and done it! http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif Let the cat out of the bag, that is. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif
krc don't listen to the voice of the Fish!!!

Now even my voices are confused. Who had a baby? http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

gamblefish

03-26-2005, 03:26 AM

http://www.geocities.com/gamblefish@sbcglobal.net/bunnypancake.jpg

Oops...oh boy...

You know, with as much as I LOVE cats, if I ever got one in a bag I would never, ever let it out again. Until it stopped breathing, of course.

The voices are never wrong...butt sometimes they are a bit fuzzy...

I know! Let's play 20 questions!! I'll start.

1. Just who is this Lorraine person?

barelybob

03-26-2005, 05:03 AM

I give up! http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

krcNY

03-26-2005, 05:41 AM

Good Morning,

I should have known not to pay attention to Gamblefish. He seems off his rocker most times anyway. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

I was assuming Lorraine was a person. That's what I get for assuming. My father always said that is the perfect way of making an A$$ out of yourself.

Sorry to scare you NudeM.

Naturist Mark

03-26-2005, 06:29 AM

Originally posted by hw:
Happy Easter to you too Odie. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

BTW....Lorraine turned out B-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l!!!!!! If you could see her now.... even my daughter was not offended by Lorrain's nudity. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

OK, here's what the voices are whispering

... so what is the connection between "Lorraine" and your daughter. What does outdoorbare have to do with it. And why doesn't NudeM know about it?

Ah... nevermind... it's more fun to make up our own answers.

-Mark

missouriboy

03-26-2005, 07:55 AM

I know! Let's play 20 questions!! I'll start.

1. Just who is this Lorraine person?

Lorraine in Spain lies mostly on the... nah, that ain't it. Forget it! http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

03-26-2005, 12:05 PM

http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_redface.gif...Hmmm I thought NudeM of all people nude about Lorraine...hw havent you shown him yet???...This is such a personal matter ..Do you want to tell everyone about Lorraine or shall I?....The Easter Bunny says Hi

Oh and Moboy..This Lorraine is not lying on the plain in Spain..In Spain (stamp of feet and Ole!)...but sitting in a frame in ?

gamblefish

03-26-2005, 01:43 PM

Hmmmmmm...I'm beginning to think that I've really got my pies muddled this time! Now my brain hurts.

ODB, tell that bunny that he shouldn't put all his eggs in one basket...

EricNY

03-26-2005, 05:15 PM

I thought a rabbit story would be appropriate for Easter

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the
sweetest little lisp between two missing teeth, "Excuthe
me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees
so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle
white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe
one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

She in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on
her knees, leans forward and says, in a quiet voice, "I don't
think my python weally gives a thit."

03-26-2005, 09:49 PM

ROFLMAO!!!!!! http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Originally posted by Naturist Mark:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by hw:

BTW....Lorraine turned out B-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l!!!!!! If you could see her now.... even my daughter was not offended by Lorrain's nudity. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

OK, here's what the voices are whispering

... so what is the connection between "Lorraine" and your daughter. What does outdoorbare have to do with it. And why doesn't NudeM know about it?

Ah... nevermind... it's more fun to make up our own answers.

-Mark </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Make-Up!!!!! I think that phrase is used during filming breaks. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Odie gave birth to Lorraine. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Odie then passed Lorraine on to me.

I, in turn, framed Lorraine, but not in Spain.

I then had her matted and mounted. This was quite an effort, butt in the end was well worth it krcNY.

nudeM has seen Lorraine, but hasn't been paying attention in class.

Hope that clears it all up for you, if not take two colored eggs and call the Easter Bunny.

ercNY...when you tell rabbit jokes don't your monkeys get jealous? http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Fish buddy is this the problem? http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

http://www.yahoo.americangreetings.com/display.pd?bfrom=1&prodnum=3040501&path=40942

gamblefish

03-27-2005, 05:22 AM

Originally posted by hw:

Fish buddy is this the problem? http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

http://www.yahoo.americangreetings.com/display.pd?bfrom=1&prodnum=3040501&path=40942

Most definitely...

http://www.geocities.com/gamblefish@sbcglobal.net/catgot1.gif

Wow, tanks hw for clearing all that up. For a minute there I was really confused. Butt only for a minute.

Except for one thing...ODB, you gave birth?!? Holy guacamole!! Now my brain hurts again...

barelybob

03-27-2005, 05:51 AM

And I thought that headache was caused by too much beer yesterday! Think I'll just go back to bed. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

fred950

03-27-2005, 07:07 AM

Barelybob, I agree! http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gifOnly in my case it was whiskey, not beer!

BTW HW, Lorraine is not in Spain but N E France! (and to think I thought she moved to AZ years ago!)

WacoTX

03-27-2005, 03:20 PM

Hope you are having a happy Easter.

hairyhomer

03-28-2005, 05:51 AM

I think I'm still hearing voices from the 3 hour long church service on Saturday night and the 1-hour reception after that made for a long night. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif The fruit of the vine on Sunday is what probably made me feel a little fuzzy, http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif or is it all this cold wet RAIN. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

Hope everyone had a Happy Easter & Spring http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

HairyHomer http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

03-28-2005, 06:33 AM

Originally posted by gamblefish:
Except for one thing...ODB, you gave birth?!? Holy guacamole!! Now my brain hurts again...

Hmmm?.. OK G Fish .."Gave Birth " might be the wrong words..."Created" might better describe the process... http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Jochanaan

03-29-2005, 05:33 PM

Originally posted by outdoorbare:
Created" might better describe the process... http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
"Created"? Don't tell me you used more wood! http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_redface.gif

Jochanaan

03-29-2005, 05:35 PM

hw, that greeting was really "catty"! http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

03-29-2005, 05:59 PM

nudeM

03-29-2005, 06:15 PM

And, I must add, is a very nice portrait. The framing that hw selected couldn't have made it anymore beautiful. Thanks ODB. Very nice addition to the home. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

03-29-2005, 06:44 PM

Originally posted by Jochanaan:
hw, that greeting was really "catty"! http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Sure was Joke.... in honor of the Fish-man . http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

And yes, Lorraine looks very good in wood. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Ren

03-29-2005, 10:08 PM

I've never posted to this topic till now. Just thought I'd say that.

03-29-2005, 10:17 PM

The voices urged you to do it....Welcome Ren http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

gamblefish

03-30-2005, 03:46 AM

Originally posted by hw:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Jochanaan:
hw, that greeting was really "catty"! http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Sure was Joke.... in honor of the Fish-man . http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

hw, I didn't know you spoke Russian. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

gamblefish

03-30-2005, 03:47 AM

(Author unknown, although I presume it's really the dog)

Dear Master:
The cat is despicable. She doesn't do any tricks and never comes when you call and I've been there and I know she can hear you. We need to face the facts:
It's time to get rid of the cat.
Before the cat's arrival, meals were very festive times. I would sit and
stare attentively at your lips, trembling slightly and drooling. You would
play the game of pretending to be cross and demand that I leave the area, but whenever you cooked dinner your children would slip me food under the table.
Now, though, the cat is allowed to jump on the table - actually physically
walk on the table! You don't yell at the cat, you just pick her up and put
her back on the floor, and I know you don't see it, but she always gives me a haughty look as she walks past me.
And speaking of meals, I have always been satisfied to eat the gritty
pellets of meat by-products you bring home in the giant bags, right? Have I ever once, ever, failed to finish a meal? But now I find out that the cat is
being served lobster and salmon and crab - and she never consumes all of it! This means there are little containers of delectable snacks lying around and how can I be blamed for making sure they get eaten? Why do you get so mad?
As long as the pet food is going to the pets, isn't that what's important?
Speaking of sanitation, do you realize that the cat goes to the bathroom in
the house? And not in the drinking basins like you do, but in a sandbox in
the basement. What are we going to say if some woman brings her baby over to play in the sandbox and the cat has been using it as a toilet? I used to police the thing for you, but you put it up out of my reach for some reason.
I'm not the only one who believes the cat is an evil person. Here's a note
from the hamster:

Subject: Cat
Please tell cat to stop staring at me while I work.
Signed,
Hamster
Department of Rodent Wheels

I also tried to get a note from the fish, but apparently it believes that
everything happening outside its bowl is some kind of reality - TV show.
I don't understand why the cat is allowed up on the bed and I'm not. I am
far more cuddly than any stupid cat. I think her purring sounds unhealthy
and may be a sign of tuberculosis.
And why doesn't she ever get a bath? She smells like saliva from licking her paws - you'd never catch me licking such ridiculous places. I often smell wonderful from rolling in road kill, yet you give me baths all the time.
And speaking of sleeping, sometimes I'll be taking a nap and she'll come
right up and lie down beside me. Usually I'm too tired to do anything about it, but then later the other dogs smell her on me and crack a lot of jokes at my expense.
So, not to exaggerate, but the cat has brought the family to complete ruin.
I'm sorry I have to be the one to bring it to your attention, but now that I
have, I think we can all agree that we should go back to the way it was,
when I was the #1 pet.

Sincerely,
The Dog

DeweyND

03-30-2005, 07:59 AM

Hey fish,

I bet our two dogs would whole-heartedly agree with the above "letter" about the cat! There was SO much truth in there LOL.

Take care,

Dewey http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

03-30-2005, 08:33 AM

Thanks Gfish...That dog gone account helped my rsolve in resisting the pressures from family members for both cats and dogs....now all I have to do is figure out a way to get rid of our 2 house bunnies...Hasenpfeffer?.. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

03-30-2005, 09:42 PM

Originally posted by Ren:
I've never posted to this topic till now. Just thought I'd say that.

Welcome to the sandbox Ren. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif This is a nice place to visit. The people are friendly and the Fish are ty-pikely pretty cool. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif Although some fish seem to have a pure hatred of the cats. Hmmmm http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Gamblefish....that letter you posted from the dog is just a jealous rebellion. You know the cat always left treats for the dog in the sand box..... Sun dried tootsie rolls. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

OZJames

03-30-2005, 10:13 PM

Has anyone clicked on "Are my voices offending you" after an absense of some days, started reading the thread, getting ready to make some wisecrack or joke only to notice JUST in TIME that I was reading page 10. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gifJAMES http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

gamblefish

03-31-2005, 03:25 AM

Originally posted by outdoorbare:
Thanks Gfish...That dog gone account helped my rsolve in resisting the pressures from family members for both cats and dogs....now all I have to do is figure out a way to get rid of our 2 house bunnies...Hasenpfeffer?.. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

http://www.geocities.com/gamblefish@sbcglobal.net/Hans.gif
3 pounds rabbit meat, cleaned and cut into pieces (or just use the whole bunny...see above)
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/3 cup all-purpose flour
1/2 pound bacon, diced
1/2 cup finely chopped shallots
1 clove garlic, finely chopped
1 cup dry red wine
1 cup water
1 tablespoon chicken bouillon granules
1 tablespoon currant jelly
10 black peppercorns, crushed
1 bay leaf
1/4 teaspoon dried rosemary, crushed
1/8 teaspoon dried thyme, crushed
2 teaspoons lemon juice
3 tablespoons water
2 tablespoons all-purpose flour

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DIRECTIONS:
Place bacon in a large, deep skillet. Cook over medium high heat until evenly brown. Drain on paper towels and set aside. Sprinkle rabbit with salt and coat with 1/3 cup flour, shaking off excess. Brown rabbit in remaining bacon fat. Remove from skillet, along with all but 2 tablespoons of the fat, and reserve.
Saute shallots and garlic in skillet for about 4 minutes, until tender. Stir in wine, 1 cup water and bouillon. Heat to boiling, then stir in jelly, peppercorns, bay leaf, rosemary and thyme. Return rabbit and bacon to skillet. Heat to boiling, then reduce heat to low. Cover and let simmer about 1 1/2 hours or until rabbit is tender.
Remove bay leaf and discard. Place rabbit on a warm platter and keep warm while preparing gravy.
To Make Gravy: Stir lemon juice into skillet with cooking liquid. Combine 3 tablespoons water with 2 tablespoons flour and mix together; stir mixture into skillet over low heat. Finally, stir in thyme. Pour gravy over stew and serve, or pour into a gravy boat and serve on the side.

gamblefish

03-31-2005, 03:28 AM

Originally posted by hw:

Gamblefish....that letter you posted from the dog is just a jealous rebellion. You know the cat always left treats for the dog in the sand box..... Sun dried tootsie rolls. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Mmmmmmmmmmmm...tootsie rolls.............

03-31-2005, 08:54 AM

Thanks for the recipe G fish...sounds delicious ...my mouth is watering...but they are awfully cute and cuddly....and their droppings are good for my garden ...unlike cat and dog ****.. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

tarsus

04-01-2005, 01:50 AM

ozjames,sorry it took so long to reply. in answer to your question of about a week ago; new york is about a ten [10] hour drive. [n.y. state].
fresh outta rabbit,but plenty of thousand year old eggs.
"new york,new york, i want to wake up in a city that never sleeps."
you will see why when you get there.

gamblefish

04-04-2005, 05:43 PM

The voices said you guys would like this one...

Two aliens landed in the New Mexico desert near a gas station that had been closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger of the two aliens addressed it. "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader." The gas pump (of course) didn't respond. The younger alien started to get mad at the lack of response and the older one said, "I wouldn't do that if I were you." The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated the greeting. Again, there was no response. Annoyed by what he perceived to be the pump's haughty attitude, he drew his
ray gun and said impatiently, "Greetings Earthling. We come in peace. Do not ignore us in this way! Take us to your leader, or I will fire." The older alien again warned his comrade, "You don't want to do that.You really don't want to make him mad!" "Rubbish," replied the younger alien. He aimed his weapon at the pump and fired. There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball roared outwards and towards them and blew the younger alien off his feet and deposited him in a burnt and crumpled mess 200 yards away in a cactus patch. Thirty-five Earth minutes later, when he finally regained consciousness,refocused his three eyes and straightened his bent antenna, he looked dazedly up at the wiser one, who was standing over him, slowly shaking his big green head. "What a ferocious creature," said the young fried one "It damn near killed us! How did you know it was so dangerous?" The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler onto the crispy, peeling flesh and shared some knowledge. "If there's one thing I've learned during my travels through the Galaxy," said the wise old alien, "When a guy
has a penis he can wrap around himself twice and then stick it in his ear, you don't mess with him."

04-05-2005, 08:06 AM

Thanks for the laughs Gfish....The punchline really caught me off guard...couldnt tell where the story was going.. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

04-05-2005, 10:22 PM

ROFLMAO..Good one Fish !!!!!!!!!! http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

NudistGuy47

04-06-2005, 01:09 PM

Thanks for the laugh GFish! Good advise from the older alien. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Jochanaan

04-07-2005, 06:50 PM

Hey, Fish, were these illegal aliens? http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

S.M.A.

04-14-2005, 06:25 AM

Watch out, the Minutemen might get you!

Stuart

nudeM

04-14-2005, 06:49 AM

They have Minutemen up there in IL? Wow. I thought they were only down here along the border states. Hw often calls me a minuteman and we don't live anywhere near the border. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Trailscout

04-14-2005, 09:04 AM

nudeM, We've got folks lined up along our western border to keep those danged Alabamians from sneakin' into Georgia.

And Alabama welcomes us with open arms, literally... They sell us firecrackers because they are illegal here. They conveniently put their firecracker shops right at the state line so we don't have to drive our cars very far down those rutted washboards they call Alabama highways. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

I don't suppose you know anything about crossing borders to buy things that are illegal at home, do you? http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

nudeM

04-14-2005, 05:27 PM

I don't really know of anything I would cross the border for http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif.

Okay, okay, I lied. The only problem is we are smack dab in the middle of the state. The nearest border is about 6 hours away. If you look at a map, you will note that Fresno is in the Central Valley (we live 35 miles south of Fresno). Much to far to travel to get 'illegal' items. But when we do travel out of state, oh yea, I load up.

04-14-2005, 07:39 PM

Hey guys lets keep this thread off topic ok? http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Truth is stranger than fiction. I love the mixed metaphors.

INDUHVIDUAL QUOTES
Here now, some quotes from Induhviduals, submitted by DNRC field operatives. Apparently the most confusing concepts for Induhviduals are anything involving body parts, beverages, food, or animals.

"There's more than one way to cut the cheese."

"I know these streets like the back of my head."

"When push comes to shove, that's when the dollar meets the road."

"Tomorrow at this time…it will be Wednesday."

"I would like a pie-in-the-eye estimate."

"The smell of indifference was deafening."

"Oh, that will be a cake in the woods."

"She'll chew you up and down, and spit you out like a bad habit."

"He's living off the fat of my sweat!"

"I heard that out of the corner of my eye."

"Even a blind beaver falls off a log once in awhile."

"I threw down the carrot and he picked it up and ran with it."

"It's like a monkey on the back of the elephant in the room."

"I don't mean to throw a wrench, I mean a monkey, into the tools."

"I got under your goat."

"You heat it until it doubles to about three times its size."

"When it comes to nut-cutting time, the cream will rise to the top."

"Is it hot in me or what?"

"Don't you hate it when you lock your keys out of your car?"

"It's like watching paint grow."

"The winds of change aren't what they used to be."

"The system is humming like a clam."

"You need to take the bull by the b*lls and run with him."

"Two cats out of the bag are worth more in the nest." (I wonder if Fish said this one.)

"Anything worth doing is a lot more difficult than it's worth."

"Not to toot my own horse, but......"

"We do things by the pants of our a$$!"

TRUE TALES OF INDUHVIDUALS
Here are some more true tales of Induhviduals, as reported by vigilant DNRC operatives in the field.

=

My teacher remarked that he'd lived in Africa for several years, prompting a student to ask, "Dude, do you speak African-American?"

=

My father, brother, and I had just finished fixing appetizers, and were putting toothpicks into the little morsels, when mom asked us not to use so many toothpicks because, "They don't grow on trees you know."

=

We had copious notes on the conference room board that we wanted to keep, so we highlighted a box and printed in big letters to notify the cleaning crew, "DON'T ERASE THIS." When we came back the next day, there was nothing on the board except a highlighted box saying "DON'T ERASE THIS." Good help is hard to find.

=

My dad asked my mom a very simple question the other day: "Which is faster, light or sound?" Mom replied, "Light." My dad thought this was very good, until my mom explained why she chose light. "Because it's lighter," she said.

I heard this story and decided to ask my wife the same question. Her answer was that sound was faster. I asked her why she thought that sound was faster than light. Her response was "Because you hear something first and then you look around and see it."

=

One of the secretaries at our office made a copy of a document and put the original through the shredder. When I questioned this, she explained that the client did not need the document, and the file only needed a copy, so there was no need to keep the original document. She couldn't understand my amusement.

=

While trying to exit a gas station onto a busy highway, I was evaluating the oncoming traffic and I asked my wife how it looked on her side. She replied, "Its all clear," so I started to pull out. She continued, "Not a cloud in the sky!"

We don't have cable, so I get tasked with adjusting the antenna when reception isn't good. The other day, my wife called me from another room and asked me to fix the reception on a program that she had recorded earlier in the day.

=

In history class, we were having a discussing about current events, specifically rebuilding Afghanistan. I mentioned that improving its economy would be hard because it has no natural resources and little industry. One of my classmates asked, "Well, why don't they, like, build a giant water park or something there to get tourism?" Stunned silence followed. Surprisingly, this took place in an AP level class.

=

A few months back, the people in my office were talking about Mel Gibson's new movie, The Passion of the Christ.

One of my coworkers, a young 20 year old secretary, mentioned that she wasn't sure if she was going to go see it because it would be too sad. That's when I jokingly told her that "It's okay; he comes back in the end. I read the Book." At which point she says, "There's a book?"

missouriboy

04-15-2005, 02:56 AM

"Truth is stranger than fiction. I love the mixed metaphors."

Then why didn't you write "Truth is stranger than friction," or something like that? http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

"Tomorrow at this time…it will be Wednesday."

That reminds me of the SA who said "Don't worry about the end of the world -- it's already tomorrow in Australia!"

hairyhomer

04-15-2005, 05:13 AM

> The voices told me that this is no joke we all nee to do this!!! http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

New Living Will
>
>
>
> I, _________________________ (fill in the blank), being of sound mind
> and
> body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.
>
> Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of peckerwood
> politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives
> depended on
> it.
>
> If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to sit up and ask for a
>
> cold beer, it should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When
> such a
> determination is reached, I hereby instruct my spouse, children and
> attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a
> day.
>
> Under no circumstances shall the members of the Legislature enact a
> special
> law to keep me on life-support machinery. It is my wish that these
> boneheads mind their own damn business, and pay attention instead to the
>
> health, education and future of the millions of Americans who aren't in
> a
> permanent coma.
>
> Under no circumstances shall any politicians butt into this case. I
> don't
> care how many fundamentalist votes they're trying to scrounge for their
> run
> for the presidency in 2008,it is my wish that they play politics with
> someone else's life and leave me alone to die in peace.
>
> I couldn't care less if a hundred religious zealots send e-mails to
> legislators in which they pretend to care about me. I don't know these
> people, and I certainly haven't authorized them to preach and crusade on
> my
> behalf. They should mind their own business too.
>
> If any of my family goes against my wishes and turns my case into a
> political cause, I hereby promise to come back from the grave and make
> his
> or her existence a living hell. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif
>
> _______________________________________
> Signature
>
> __________________________________
> Witness
>
>
>
>HairyHomer http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

barelybob

04-22-2005, 02:58 AM

I figured this was a good place to let GF know that I saw this on the back of a truck yesterday.

FISH FONDLING
Is it wrong?
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gamblefish

04-27-2005, 03:03 PM

Well Bob, if FISH FONDLING is wrong, I don't wanna be right! Yeah baby!!

nudeM

04-27-2005, 05:01 PM

Say it ain't so GF, do you fondle your fish? http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

missouriboy

04-28-2005, 04:14 AM

If he does, it's probably just his Trouser Trout.

{moboy ducks and hides behind BigBear}

nudeM

04-29-2005, 03:49 AM

Whew! I was hoping he wasn't referring to "brown" trout. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

gamblefish

04-29-2005, 05:57 PM

http://www.geocities.com/gamblefish@sbcglobal.net/fishfondle.jpg

NudePete

04-29-2005, 09:07 PM

Thats just plain wrong.

For the record, I have just decided that I am now totally opposed to Fish Fondling.

NudeAl

04-29-2005, 09:39 PM

I think that fish would have a pretty good case for statutory rape. Just say no to fish fondling! Unless of course the fish wants to be fondled? So how 'bout it fish is it true what they say about a fish saying no but meaning yes? And is it wrong for a fish to flog the dolphin?

missouriboy

04-30-2005, 01:26 AM

Statutory rape? Hell, that catfish is probably older than Grandpa! http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

Gee, I wonder how long that is in fishy years? http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

05-02-2005, 01:23 PM

In honor of Mothers everywhere: http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Why Did God Create Mothers

The following are different answers given by young
school-age children to the given questions:

Why did God make mothers?

1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape
is.
2. Think about it, it was the best way to get more
people.
3. Mostly to clean the house.
4. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

How did God make mothers?

1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. He made my Mom just the same like he made me. He
just used bigger parts.

Why did God give you your mother and not some other
Mom?

1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other
people's moms like me.

What ingredients are mothers made of?

1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and
everything nice in
the world, and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then
they mostly use
string. I think.

What kind of little girl was your Mom?

1. My Mom has always been my Mom and none of that
other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess
would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.

How did your Mom meet your dad?

1. Mom was working in a store and dad was shoplifting.

What did Mom need to know about dad before she married
him?

1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook?
Does he get drunk on beer? Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he
say NO
to drugs and YES to chores?

Why did your Mom marry your dad?

1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And
my Mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking
cap on.

What makes a real woman?

1. It means you have to be really bossy without
looking bossy.

Who's the boss at your house?

1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because
dads such a goofball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the
stuff under the bed.
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more
to do than dad.

What's the difference between moms and dads?

1. Moms work at work and work at home, and dads just
got to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring
them.
3. Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the
real power cause that's who you gotta ask if you want to sleep over at
your friend's.

What does your Mom do in her spare time?

1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

What's the difference between moms and grandmas?

1. About 30 years.
2. You can always count on grandmothers for candy.
Sometimes moms don't even have bread on them!

Describe the world's greatest Mom?

1. She would make broccoli taste like ice cream!
2. The greatest Mom in the world wouldn't make me kiss
my fat aunts!
3. She'd always be smiling and keep her opinions to
herself.

Is anything about your Mom perfect?

1. Her teeth are perfect, but she bought them from the
dentist.
2. Her casserole recipes. But we hate them.
3. Just her children

What would it take to make your Mom perfect?

1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I
think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd dye-it, maybe blue.

If you could change one thing about your Mom, what
would it be?

1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room
clean. I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make my Mom smarter. Then she would know it was
my sister who did it and not me.

THIS NEEDS TO BE SENT TO ALL MOMS AND DADS WHO COULD
USE A GOOD LAUGH

S.M.A.

05-02-2005, 08:52 PM

That makes sense, doesn't it?

Stuart http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

Jochanaan

05-04-2005, 02:21 PM

hw, the voices say you must be a mother and a grandmother! http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif (And that, milady, is a high compliment. Great ladies, like fine beverages, only get better with age.

missouriboy

05-05-2005, 04:44 AM

That's right, Joch. "Treat her like a Thorobred, and she'll never be a Nag" http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Jochanaan

05-05-2005, 01:44 PM

No way, Moboy! I'd never put a woman in a barn! (Although I have been known to give women rubdowns. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif)

05-06-2005, 03:34 PM

Originally posted by Jochanaan:
hw, the voices say you must be a mother and a grandmother! http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif (And that, milady, is a high compliment. Great ladies, like fine beverages, only get better with age.

Mother X 3....grandmother X 5 1/2....and age has nothing to do with it! http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Hi-ho Silver, away!!!!

Moboy...no nag-ing here...just the occassional smart-a$$, but that of course is a horse of a different 

C o l o r !!!!!!! http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

S.M.A.

05-07-2005, 05:34 PM

(My mom times 3) + (my nana times 5.5) = 155 + 440 = 595.

I'm sorry, but I'm way past that point.

Stuart

nudeM

05-07-2005, 09:55 PM

Posted by hw: Hi-ho Silver, away!!!!

Is that something like 25 Hi-ho silvers http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

HAPPY 25th ANNIVERSARY http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

barelybob

05-08-2005, 05:48 AM

25 years? Congratulations!!!!!!!!! http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

05-08-2005, 02:38 PM

Originally posted by barelybob:
25 years? Congratulations!!!!!!!!! http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Thank you Bob..and yes it's been 25 years.

nudeM..back at ya!!! When do I get my saint-hood??? LMAO http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

fred950

05-08-2005, 04:23 PM

HW NudeM, congrads on 25 years to-get-her. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif Co-incedentaly, Mary and I just celebrated our tenth aniversery together... To think a certain co-worker didn't think it would last ten days! http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

gamblefish

05-08-2005, 04:36 PM

25 years!!! Holy guacamole!!!!! Conflatulations!!!

Hope the next 25 are as exciting as the last...

Hey, don't you give silverfish for a 25th anniversary??

05-08-2005, 06:08 PM

Way to go Fred!!!! Cyber hugs for you and Mary. http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif I bet the co-worker had @ least one failed relationship huh?

Forget the Silverfish, Fish, I'm going for the GOLD-Fish !!!!! http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

S.M.A.

05-09-2005, 06:41 AM

Goldfish, eh? Do you prefer original, cheddar, BBQ, or pretzel?

Stuart

05-09-2005, 01:26 PM

Originally posted by S.M.A.:
Goldfish, eh? Do you prefer original, cheddar, BBQ, or pretzel?

Stuart

Stuart, I like the kind that smile back...until you bite their heads off! Crunch, crunch.!!!! http://clothesfreeforums.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Now on to some eye popping news.

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead
sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat
down,
but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket
towards the man.

He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

Oh my, I am so sorry, " the woman says as she pops her eye back in
place.

"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you, " she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the
theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her
deepest
dreams and he shares his. She listens.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to
her
place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.

They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The
guy
is amazed! ! Everything had been SO incredible! !! !

"You know, " he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to
every
guy you meet? "

"No, " she replies. . . . . . "

Wait for it.

It's coming.

The suspense is killing you, isn't it?

She says:

"You just happened to catch my eye."

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