Over 40 - some fashion advice!

[usmc1]

If you've crossed the Great Divide --- Over 40!

Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist
11. Bikinis and liver spots
12. Short shorts and varicose veins
13. Inline skates and a walker
14. Thongs and Depends

Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop.

[usmc1]

If you've crossed the Great Divide --- Over 40!

Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist
11. Bikinis and liver spots
12. Short shorts and varicose veins
13. Inline skates and a walker
14. Thongs and Depends

Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop.

[nudeM]

Or, just go completely naked and let everything hang out, and forget trying to 'uplift' and keep things tight. http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/wink3.gif

[missouriboy]

British phrase from the sixties: There's nothing less attractive than a mini skirt on a maxi mum.

[barebum]

I am over 40 now, don't acre anymore just like to get naked on beach!