The Wizard of Oz

We're Off to See the Wizard!

Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado ...
And off they whirled to the land of OZ.

They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard.


"What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz?"

Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said:
"I've come for some courage."

"No Problem! Said the Wizard. Who's next?"

Richard Nixon stepped forward,
"Well, I think I need a heart."

"Done! Says the Wizard.
Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"

Up stepped Dubya and said,
"I'm told by the American people that I need a Brain."

"No problem! Said the Wizard.
Consider it done."

Then there is a great silence in the hall.
Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around,but he doesn't say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,

"Well, what do you want?"


"IS DOROTHY HERE?"

We're Off to See the Wizard!

Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado ...
And off they whirled to the land of OZ.

They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard.


"What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz?"

Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said:
"I've come for some courage."

"No Problem! Said the Wizard. Who's next?"

Richard Nixon stepped forward,
"Well, I think I need a heart."

"Done! Says the Wizard.
Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"

Up stepped Dubya and said,
"I'm told by the American people that I need a Brain."

"No problem! Said the Wizard.
Consider it done."

Then there is a great silence in the hall.
Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around,but he doesn't say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,

"Well, what do you want?"


"IS DOROTHY HERE?"

[K and C]

LMAO---I needed that.

[dan t]

That's good LOL thanks.

[walter05]

That reminds me of the poll that was taken.

100,000 women between 20 and 30 were asked if they would have sex with Bill Clinton. 2/3 responded never again.

[nunne]

I think Bill Clinton was a great President. But I still love the jokes about him. Hillary will also make a great President!

[Fuzzy Nuts]

Most good jokes are good because they mirror real life and this is one of them. Still miss Clinton.

[I am Dorothy From Oz]

Now thats a joke I can relate too http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/wink3.gif http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/wink3.gif http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/eusa_dance.gif

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by AlexisDanielle:
We're Off to See the Wizard!

Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado ...
And off they whirled to the land of OZ.

They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard.


"What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz?"

Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said:
"I've come for some courage."

"No Problem! Said the Wizard. Who's next?"

Richard Nixon stepped forward,
"Well, I think I need a heart."

"Done! Says the Wizard.
Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"

Up stepped Dubya and said,
"I'm told by the American people that I need a Brain."

"No problem! Said the Wizard.
Consider it done."

Then there is a great silence in the hall.
Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around,but he doesn't say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,

"Well, what do you want?"


"IS DOROTHY HERE?" </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

[Danee]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by nunne:
I think Bill Clinton was a great President. But I still love the jokes about him. Hillary will also make a great President! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

1000% in agreement with you of course!