Names we call them.

[RalphVa]

Couldn't find the recent topic on names we call the sex organs. So, here's one I heard from watching Jeff Foxworthy.

Jeff says he has 2 daughters, and his brother living next door has 3. He says he comes out of the shower sometimes and finds 5 sets of female eyes looking at him, looking for a chance at seeing his "hoo hoo".

He said it happened one day, and he just had to tell them, "You know the 'hoo hoo' is poisonous".

The youngest of the 5 piped right back. "It can't be. Otherwise our dog would be dead, because I saw him licking his own!"

[nudeM]

Man, this could get interesting. http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/wink3.gif

[Rabid_Clam]

I could easily expand on Jeff's comment but will defer out of courtesy for those who do not share my humor.

Have had it called a Tally Whacker, crank, ding-a- ling, man-hood, family jewel and many more titles.

[shãybare]

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A guy I met last summer referred to his as "the power plug". I had never heard that one before.

[missouriboy]

Does anybody recall the Dr. Ruble syndicated newspaper column of years ago? A boyhood friend of mine called his "Dr. Ruble's Root Injection." As a remedy for any medical complaint the gals might have. HAH!

[bikerbare]

I've heard it calleda "plug in heater", I'll leave your imaginations to run wild. LOL

[alfredr]

They used quite a few of them in one of the Austin Powers movies, but I can't think of any of them except "willy."

[NakedGary]

The genitals are used and there for other purposes than sex. so they should not only be considered or called sexual organs.

When genitals are discussed in reference to social nude recreation they should be referenced by their proper name.

Being that most of the nick names and jokes about genitals use slang and comical names this topic/thread is being moved to a non-naturist or mixed category of "Fun and Humor"

[OZJames]

I think it was last year we had a TV program focussing on mens sexuality. The introduction music and fade out music was a woman singing and the words were only a string of penis alternative words sung one after the other, there were literally dozens of words for your willy.

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[Zorro]

I saw a show years ago where it was said that the number of words one has to describe something shows its relative importance, such as the car. We have all sorts of names for it, thus denoting its importance in our culture. So, since there are so many names for the penis...

[shomymojo]

when the Rowdy Nation gathers...as we do at various nude resorts across the caribbean several times each year..we sometimes have a little contest we call the "decorate your lil Rowdy" contest...and it is often hilarious... http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/clown.gif

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[gymnoboi]

thats just to funny http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/happy.gif

[nimrod]

Originally posted by Zorro:
I saw a show years ago where it was said that the number of words one has to describe something shows its relative importance, such as the car. We have all sorts of names for it, thus denoting its importance in our culture. So, since there are so many names for the penis...
Is that way there are so many terms for being drunk? Even Ben Franklin published a list of terms for being drunk, and it has grown since. There are also many terms for masturbation.

[kphoger]

when my wife worked in a daycare, the teachers referred to breasts as "ta-tas", the penis as "hee-hee", and the vagina as "hoo-hoo". nonsense, you might say, but when you're supervising recess, you'd rather not let the word "*****" float over the playground.

my wife and i use the following:
penis, in non-sexual context
pee-pee, in sexual context
*****, in all context
breasts OR boobs OR boobies, depending on mood

now, when she's about to start her period, she often says her tummy hurts. i started objecting that "tummy" refers to the stomach, and the womb is not the same thing as the stomach. she explained that, if her actual stomach hurts, she'll say "my stomach hurts," whereas if she's cramping, she'll say "my tummy hurts." nope, i catch her all the time mixing those two terms up. i must say, though, that "my uterus hurts" is not exactly natural-sounding.

my favorite term for the penis:
"the mommy-daddy button"

[kphoger]

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