Jobs NOT to do nude!

[R.M. Greenman]

#1 FRY COOK
#2 Barb wire fence installer.
#3 South Pole tech.
#4 Alligator wrestler
#5 Stu's broker

[R.M. Greenman]

#1 FRY COOK
#2 Barb wire fence installer.
#3 South Pole tech.
#4 Alligator wrestler
#5 Stu's broker

[Kenny G]

Let's not forget...overhead welder!!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

[BrianM]

7) Dog trainer (guys)

There is a long list of these here both to do, and not to do. http://www.cybernude.com/todonude.htm

[RalphVa]

Cut locust sprouts.

I somehow got a thorn lodged in my calf from doing this. Didn't notice it when I did it, but my calf later on was cramping up. Wife picked it out.

Thing was near 3/4" long. Have had them go through tires.

Regular clothes wouldn't protect you enough though. You need tough leather ones.

Ralph

[hw]

Bee Keeper /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif
Attic Insulation Installer /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif
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[River City Nudist]

Picking blackberries /infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

[tarsus]

go near a erupting volcano.

[nudist_in_Tn]

Knocking down wasps nests. /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

[nudierudieguy]

Cut down thistles.

Or at least, you'd think so, wouldn't you? But I spent three days this summer cutting down all the overgrown thistles in my field wearing nothing but a thick pair of leather gloves and some sandels. It was so hot that I wasn't going to get into a sweaty lather wearing anything more, and it helped my tan. I cut them down with a scythe, and pulled some of them up. I didn't even feel a little p rick ... (I had to leave a little space there because the bulletin board software censors the word *****. Can you believe that?)

[Naturist Mark]

Public school crossing guard/janitor/bus driver/teacher/principal ... (maybe someday).

Firefighter

Burkha salesman

Ambassador to Saudi Arabia

[R.M. Greenman]

Lumberjack

Lion Tamer

Motorcross racer.

Telephone pole climber

Operating a jack hammer

Roofing with hot tar

Porcupine handler

Glass blower

Rocket's barber

Cat juggler

Operating a sand blaster

Ren. Fair jouster

fencing instructor

Martial arts instructor

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[S.M.A.]

I have to admit, this is a great topic.

How about "Pyrotechnician?"

[Jochanaan]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BrianM:
7) There is a long list of these here both to do, and not to do. http://www.cybernude.com/todonude.htm <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Nice list! But I have to disagree with a few of their Not To Do choices:

21. Drive During Rush Hour. On another site I found a story of an Israeli model who sunned naked on a beach, only to have her clothes completely buried under a collapsing sandbank. Fortunately her car had a key hidden in the bumper, but then she had to drive in the nude to her apartment in (I think) Haifa, one of the largest cities in Israel. She survived, and even got a compliment from a neighbor. /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

40. Make a Snow Angel. The honorable Corey has done just that, and left photographic evidence in these pages.

48. Play Leap Frog. Why not, as long as it's on grass? I'm sure I've seen some classic photos of nudists playing leapfrog.

65. Sumo Wrestling. Those loin cloths don't cover much! /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif