Rik's left hand

[Trailscout]

At Rik's suggestion, I dedicate this page to the diagnosis treatment and cure of the arthritis in his left hand.

Okay, I'll start. I have heard that if you capture a honeybee, put the business end on your point of pain, that the sting will bring hours of relief for an arthritis sufferer.

Rik, I am collecting a swarm of bees and I will soon be mailing them general delivery to the Manchester Post Office.

I don't have the money to send you the beehive, so get one ready on your own, and place my bees in it.

If anyone else has an arthritis remedy, feel free to chime in.

This thread is all about Rik and his arthritis!

[Trailscout]

At Rik's suggestion, I dedicate this page to the diagnosis treatment and cure of the arthritis in his left hand.

Okay, I'll start. I have heard that if you capture a honeybee, put the business end on your point of pain, that the sting will bring hours of relief for an arthritis sufferer.

Rik, I am collecting a swarm of bees and I will soon be mailing them general delivery to the Manchester Post Office.

I don't have the money to send you the beehive, so get one ready on your own, and place my bees in it.

If anyone else has an arthritis remedy, feel free to chime in.

This thread is all about Rik and his arthritis!

[Rik]

Trailscout,

Surely you should have posted this helpful advice in "Fun of Nude Recreation" on the basis that I still have the arthritis even when I'm nude. /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Rik

[shãybare]

warm compresses help me to deal with the arthritis pain in my knees and back. I wish I could help you more and I also wish they had a cure.

[Trailscout]

Mom has arthritis and she swears by a Chinese remedy that is easily found in the United States: Tiger Balm

It is not a cure, but does a good job treating the symptoms.

Rik, you may have an Asian grocery in your community. They almost always have this product.

[Suntied]

Trailscout,
You are such a nice person for trying to help our buddy (I think) across the pond with his arthritic limbs or limb, but you must know that the normal honey bee isn't going to do the job. He needs one of those big giant Yellow Jackets. They're stinger is the only one long enough to reach through all the layers of skin. /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

And Rik,
If you happen to accidentaly let it go while it is stinging you in your preffered treatment area, it will cure arthritis all over your body. /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif Try it out and let us know how good it works so that Sharebare can get rid of his hot compressors (they blow up and could hurt you!) /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif .

Good One Mr. Trailscout,
/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif Suntied /infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

Suntied,

Have you ever been stung by a Yellow Jacket? I have, and the pain was agonizing and ached for hours. Of course, I've heard that stomping one someone's foot will make them forget any other pain. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Suntied]

Jon-Marc,
SSSHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Rik might try it if you don't tell him about the pain.... GEEEEEEZZZZ! (PLEASE EDIT THIS FROM RIK's VEIWING SCREEN)

[Rik]

OK, that works a treat - problem solved.

Now what can I do with my right hand that's in keeping with the Fun of Nude Recreation?

Rik

[EricNY]

I assume you really do not want us to answer this question.... /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[Gary Naturist]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Rik:
OK, that works a treat - problem solved.

Now what can I do with my right hand that's in keeping with the Fun of Nude Recreation?

Rik <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Aren't you ambidextrous?

Gary

[Trailscout]

Rik,

You asked, Now what can I do with my right hand that's in keeping with the Fun of Nude Recreation? [/QB][/QUOTE]

If your right hand is nude, then the choices are endless...

How about a barehanded match of tennis?

A game of darts played with an unclothed hand?

How about grasping a pint of ale with nothing between your bare palm and that mug, then tip that mug up and drink down as much as you care to?

Maybe if you have enough fun with your right hand, you will forget about your left hand!

[Rik]

Trailscout,

So how come, do you suppose, that these obvious candidates for "Fun of Nude Recreation" have been overlooked on this board by so many for so long?

/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif Rik

[Trailscout]

Rik,
It's that universal tendency to overlook the obvious.
For all our debates about tattoos and shaving, none of that sounds much like fun.

Perhaps we should get back to the basics and talk about the myriads of sports and pasttimes that do not require clothing, nay, would be enhanced by the lack of clothing.

Bare feet are one topic that has been sorely neglected on this board, but my feet are my favorite body part to keep nude. I love walking barefoot on wet sand by the shore, through tender grass in a lawn on my way to the mailbox. I love letting my toes nuzzle the toes of the cutie sitting across the table from me.
And I prefer not to think about how badly a foot smells when it has been confined inside a hot shoe all day.

[Rik]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Trailscout:
I love walking barefoot on wet sand by the shore, through tender grass in a lawn on my way to the mailbox. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Hey, me too! I think it's one of life's great pleasures to walk barefoot in wet grass.

.... http://www.pfaffenwinkel.de/marktplatz/natur/barf.jpg

Rik

[missouriboy]

I'm just waiting for hw to tell him to soak it in cider. /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Suntied]

Missouriboy... you didn't just say that... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

Help, I've fallen and I can't get it...

[threadbare]

Suntied----
Shouldn't that read " Help I've fallen and I can't reach my beer ( with one hand )"???? /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

[hw]

Missouriboy, I would never tell Rik something like that! /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif I don't even know him, but he does have some cute little tooties. /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
Captian Suntied what have I told you about that seatbelt? If you fall out of your seat one more time and can't get "it", whatever it is, /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif . We may have to send you some super-gloo. /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Now Rik, just to get back on topic... Have you tried warm moist compresses? (Not that missouriboy!) /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif There is a home treatment...take an old sock(without holes) and put 2 cups of uncooked rice in it. Sew the end of the sock shut. Heat the rice/sock in the microwave for 1 or 2 minutes....be careful it will be hot, wrap it in a towel and place over affected area. I don't know if it will help, but it won't cost you an arm and a leg to try it. Let me know if it works. /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[Rik]

hw

If it doesn't work I could turn it into a tasty meal. /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif


..... http://www.cnn.com/interactive/specials/9908/china.inventions.timeline/images/chopsticks.jpg

Rik

[gamblefish]

No! No! No! None of these remedies are any good.

What is arthritis but a stiffness in the joints. Now lessee...joints...joints...that's it!! Medical marijuana!! Just smoke a bunch of joints and you will forget all about that pain in your hand...

Or, what else is there...lessee...stiffness...stiffness...what do you use to soften up meaty substances...I got it!! A wooden mallet!! Yeah! Just take a wooden mallet and pound the stuffing out of your hand. Pound it to a soft, squishy pulp and then your joints won't ache no more...

But whatever you do, don't take any viagra, cuz, you know, that always increases the stiffyness...

And go and wash those feet!!

[hw]

Gamblefish,although an excellent suggestion, (medical marijuana), it is still against the law, even if it is a law! /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif California passed a medical marijuana law a few years back. I voted in favor of it as I have seen many people in chronic pain, and I figured it might help some. The only problem is they are arresting people who have Dr. prescriptions for the stuff. /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif
Every summer the "Pot Patrol Police" find plants either in field crops, or in the mountains. Instead of using it to help people, they burn the marijuana. (I just bet everyone on the force gets some private stock before they torch it. I would also bet everyone volunteers to help with the controlled burn! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
So Rik, good luck in finding a solution.
PS....do you have anything else to serve with the rice? /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Rik]

Quite seriously I find that the best remedy is a hot naked sauna.

OK, I don't have to be naked but it helps. /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Rik