usmc1
08-21-2007, 10:43 AM
THINGS YOU DON'T HEAR ANY MORE
Be sure and refill the ice trays, we are going to have company after while.
Watch for the postman, I want to get this letter to Aunt Mary in the mail today.
Quit slamming the screen door when you are on your way out!
Be sure and pull the windows down when you leave, it looks like a shower is coming up.
Don't forget to wind the clock before you go to bed.
Wash your feet before you go to bed, they are nasty from playing outside all day bare footed.
Why can't you remember to roll up your pant legs? Getting them caught in the bicycle chain so many times is tearing them up.
Your have torn the knees out of that pair of pants so many times there is nothing left to put a patch on.
Don't you go out side with your good school clothes on!
Go comb your hair, it looks like the rats have nested in it all night.
Be sure and pour the cream off the top of the milk when you open the new bottle.
Take that empty bottle to the store with you so you won't have to pay a deposit on another one.
Put a dish towel over the cake so the flies won't get on it.
Quit jumping on the floor! I have a cake in the oven and you are going to make it fall if you don't quit!
Let me know when the Fuller Brush man comes by, I need to get a few things from him.
Open the back door and see if we can get a breeze through here, it is getting hot.
You can walk to the store, it won't hurt you to get some exercise.
Don't sit to close to the TV it is hard on your eyes.
If you pull that stunt again I am going to wear you out!
Wash under your neck before you come to the table, you have beads of dirt and sweat all under there.
No! I don't have nine cents for you to go to the show, do you think money grows on trees?
Eat those vegetables, they will make you big and strong like your daddy.
That dog is NOT coming in this house! I don't care how cold it is out there, dogs just don't come in the house.
Sit still! I am trying to get your hair cut straight and you keep moving and it is all botched up.
Hush your mouth! I don't want to hear words like that, I will wash your mouth out with soap!
It is time for your system to be cleaned out, I am going to give you a dose of Castor Oil tonight.
If you get a spanking in school and I find out about it, you will get another one when you get home.
Quit crossing your eyes! They will get hung that way!
When you take your driving test don't forget to signal each turn. Left arm straight out the window for a left turn, left arm bent up at the elbow for a right turn and straight down to the side of the door when you are going to stop.
It is Yes sir! And No sir! to me young man, and don't you forget it!
While we are at Aunt Mary's and Uncle John's you kids can eat when the adults get though and I don't want to hear any "I don't like this stuff", keep you mouth shut and eat everything on your plate.
Be sure and refill the ice trays, we are going to have company after while.
Watch for the postman, I want to get this letter to Aunt Mary in the mail today.
Quit slamming the screen door when you are on your way out!
Be sure and pull the windows down when you leave, it looks like a shower is coming up.
Don't forget to wind the clock before you go to bed.
Wash your feet before you go to bed, they are nasty from playing outside all day bare footed.
Why can't you remember to roll up your pant legs? Getting them caught in the bicycle chain so many times is tearing them up.
Your have torn the knees out of that pair of pants so many times there is nothing left to put a patch on.
Don't you go out side with your good school clothes on!
Go comb your hair, it looks like the rats have nested in it all night.
Be sure and pour the cream off the top of the milk when you open the new bottle.
Take that empty bottle to the store with you so you won't have to pay a deposit on another one.
Put a dish towel over the cake so the flies won't get on it.
Quit jumping on the floor! I have a cake in the oven and you are going to make it fall if you don't quit!
Let me know when the Fuller Brush man comes by, I need to get a few things from him.
Open the back door and see if we can get a breeze through here, it is getting hot.
You can walk to the store, it won't hurt you to get some exercise.
Don't sit to close to the TV it is hard on your eyes.
If you pull that stunt again I am going to wear you out!
Wash under your neck before you come to the table, you have beads of dirt and sweat all under there.
No! I don't have nine cents for you to go to the show, do you think money grows on trees?
Eat those vegetables, they will make you big and strong like your daddy.
That dog is NOT coming in this house! I don't care how cold it is out there, dogs just don't come in the house.
Sit still! I am trying to get your hair cut straight and you keep moving and it is all botched up.
Hush your mouth! I don't want to hear words like that, I will wash your mouth out with soap!
It is time for your system to be cleaned out, I am going to give you a dose of Castor Oil tonight.
If you get a spanking in school and I find out about it, you will get another one when you get home.
Quit crossing your eyes! They will get hung that way!
When you take your driving test don't forget to signal each turn. Left arm straight out the window for a left turn, left arm bent up at the elbow for a right turn and straight down to the side of the door when you are going to stop.
It is Yes sir! And No sir! to me young man, and don't you forget it!
While we are at Aunt Mary's and Uncle John's you kids can eat when the adults get though and I don't want to hear any "I don't like this stuff", keep you mouth shut and eat everything on your plate.