"Streak"

[Pieguy]

Last night I realised that my pillow was in the car for reasons too complicated to go into. Now I could have just borrowed a pillow but common sense was on a late lunch break, so I went outside, in the dead of night, completely nude to get my pillow.

[Pieguy]

Last night I realised that my pillow was in the car for reasons too complicated to go into. Now I could have just borrowed a pillow but common sense was on a late lunch break, so I went outside, in the dead of night, completely nude to get my pillow.

[PascoDoug]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Pieguy:
Last night I realised that my pillow was in the car for reasons too complicated to go into. Now I could have just borrowed a pillow but common sense was on a late lunch break, so I went outside, in the dead of night, completely nude to get my pillow. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

And?

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[Journeyman]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PascoDoug:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Pieguy:
Last night I realised that my pillow was in the car for reasons too complicated to go into. Now I could have just borrowed a pillow but common sense was on a late lunch break, so I went outside, in the dead of night, completely nude to get my pillow. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

And?

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...AND then the police came, and Pieguy was arrested for lewd and lacivious behavior, arrested, and then released due to his youthful age. AND then he appeared on all of Australia's talk shows AND was on the front page of the Sydney Morning Herald. AND then he became a famous naturist personality and the first nude pop idol from Down Under.
Amen.

[KetchumMaine]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Journeyman:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PascoDoug:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Pieguy:
Last night I realised that my pillow was in the car for reasons too complicated to go into. Now I could have just borrowed a pillow but common sense was on a late lunch break, so I went outside, in the dead of night, completely nude to get my pillow. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

And?

http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/beam.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

...AND then the police came, and Pieguy was arrested for lewd and lacivious behavior, arrested, and then released due to his youthful age. AND then he appeared on all of Australia's talk shows AND was on the front page of the Sydney Morning Herald. AND then he became a famous naturist personality and the first nude pop idol from Down Under.
Amen. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>



I saw him being interviewed by Regis Philbin this morning. I hear that he is going to be on the Leno show tonight.


But seriously, considering his previous posts, I am sure that this was a big step for Pieguy. I just hope that he doesn't get into "streaking" for the wrong reasons. The exhileration of doing something without being caught can sosmtimes be attractive to some people, but streaking tends to be more exhibitionistic.

[SunnyB]

I have just now been outdoors and shoveled some snow, naked... what a sense!! http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/stickdance.gif....you can do everything nude...

[PascoDoug]

Pieguy, as I am sure you know, I was just being fascetious. I know how daring it must have felt to retrieve your pillow nude. When I was your age I used to occasionally sneak outside at night and walk around naked just for fun - not too far from the house tho!

And when our neighbors (who were good friends) were out of town I'd slip over and skinny dip in their pool.

[KetchumMaine]

The Daily
In publication since 11:10am
‘PIEGUY’ Streaks
It is often said that there is nothing to watch on television, however, for residents of one Australian neighborhood, entertainment was just outside their windows. A teenager known only as “Pieguy” was seen streaking through his yard last evening. Neighbors state that he ran to the family vehicle parked in the driveway, then returned to the house carrying a pillow. Mrs. Windsor, a neighbor, states that “Pieguy” appeared to be tired and nervous but determined to complete the task at hand. Another neighbor, who wished not to be identified, stated that he has seen “Pieguy” around the neighborhood often and that he seemed a decent lad.

As always, there are those who think that a nude teen in the neighborhood is up to mischief. Police report one caller complaining that a nude teen was “prancing around the neighborhood” and she was afraid that the little children next door would see the teen. Police responded immediately with helicopters and a team of tracking dogs in an effort to preserve the peace. “Pieguy” was finally apprehended, found sleeping peacefully using the very pillow he had retrieved from the vehicle. A tactical team burst into his bedroom and forced him from his home at gunpoint. The pillow was confiscated as evidence. “Pieguy” was then brought to police headquarters and booked for lewd and lascivious behavior. He spent the night nude in jail and was released early this morning to his parent’s custody. “Pieguy” was very appreciative to the police for allowing him to remain nude while locked up. He stated that he has been trying to be nude more often and this was a great excuse for him to do so. Luckily, it was a slow night, so he had a jail cell to himself. When asked to explain his actions, his parents stated “he just forgot his pillow, so he went out to get it”.

Meanwhile, police are still investigating the incident. They have spent all night and most of the morning taking pictures from various angles and conducting simulated recreations of the event in an effort to successfully prosecute “Pieguy”. The biggest question at this time is why he is named “Pieguy”. There were no pies in the home and police found no evidence that pies had been made nor consumed recently. “Pieguy” refuses to explain the rationale for the name so, the mystery may never be solved.

[MJ_KC]

We will probably find out that he is going to do a remake of the old comedy song called "The Streak".

[KetchumMaine]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MJ_KC:
We will probably find out that he is going to do a remake of the old comedy song called "The Streak". </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

That song isn't THAT old. Ray Stevens is still performing it.


Don't look Ethyl!!!! http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/rolleyes2.gif

[fred950]

Oh, the things I've done in the 'dead of the night'...('wee hours of the morning' is more like it) Retrieve the morning newspaper off the front porch. Step on to the back porch when I let my dog out, as well as gather the trash for collection. Just sit in the back yard to enjoy the stars. All nude. Of course, when I'm at the campgrounds I do EVERYTHING nude anyway.

In my younger days, I did go streaking on more that one occasion. http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/anxious.gif

[Pieguy]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KetchumMaine:
The Daily
In publication since 11:10am
‘PIEGUY’ Streaks
It is often said that there is nothing to watch on television, however, for residents of one Australian neighborhood, entertainment was just outside their windows. A teenager known only as “Pieguy” was seen streaking through his yard last evening. Neighbors state that he ran to the family vehicle parked in the driveway, then returned to the house carrying a pillow. Mrs. Windsor, a neighbor, states that “Pieguy” appeared to be tired and nervous but determined to complete the task at hand. Another neighbor, who wished not to be identified, stated that he has seen “Pieguy” around the neighborhood often and that he seemed a decent lad.

As always, there are those who think that a nude teen in the neighborhood is up to mischief. Police report one caller complaining that a nude teen was “prancing around the neighborhood” and she was afraid that the little children next door would see the teen. Police responded immediately with helicopters and a team of tracking dogs in an effort to preserve the peace. “Pieguy” was finally apprehended, found sleeping peacefully using the very pillow he had retrieved from the vehicle. A tactical team burst into his bedroom and forced him from his home at gunpoint. The pillow was confiscated as evidence. “Pieguy” was then brought to police headquarters and booked for lewd and lascivious behavior. He spent the night nude in jail and was released early this morning to his parent’s custody. “Pieguy” was very appreciative to the police for allowing him to remain nude while locked up. He stated that he has been trying to be nude more often and this was a great excuse for him to do so. Luckily, it was a slow night, so he had a jail cell to himself. When asked to explain his actions, his parents stated “he just forgot his pillow, so he went out to get it”.

Meanwhile, police are still investigating the incident. They have spent all night and most of the morning taking pictures from various angles and conducting simulated recreations of the event in an effort to successfully prosecute “Pieguy”. The biggest question at this time is why he is named “Pieguy”. There were no pies in the home and police found no evidence that pies had been made nor consumed recently. “Pieguy” refuses to explain the rationale for the name so, the mystery may never be solved. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Lol. :P

[Pieguy]

...and then I went back inside. End of story.

By the way, my username derives from Year 5 (5th grade) when I was obsessed with pie. Not eating it, but the idea of it. Ever since, my username for just about everything is Pieguy or some such variant (eg pieguy259, pieguyreborn)

[Franklyminim]

Should be locked up. What sort of person would leave a pillow in the car, anyway.

This pillow has now achieved some sort of notoriety. Next, there'll be bus trips visiting the pillow.

Pillows should be inside where they belong.

[Rabid_Clam]

I go outside allot nude and have very nosy neighbors so have to be careful. One did call the police but nothing came of it. I never left my yard and the cops did not come here to me but is why 3 cruisers went to the lady's house. I just have to be careful, don't really care but they do so for them I am careful.

[KetchumMaine]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Franklyminim:
Should be locked up. What sort of person would leave a pillow in the car, anyway.

This pillow has now achieved some sort of notoriety. Next, there'll be bus trips visiting the pillow.

Pillows should be inside where they belong. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I was going top make up a fake poster for the Bus Trips, but then though that it might sound a bit creepy for me an adult to be making reference to tours to the home of a teen. So, instead, I respond with the following:

The Daily
Pieguy Pillow Goes On Tour

Recently we reported that a teen had been seen prancing throught the neighborhood nude looking for his pillow. Since then there has been much exposure on the internet over this issue. The teen, known only as Pieguy, has attracted the attention of tens of people on a highly visited web site. The Museum of Contemporary Art in Sydney has reacted by announcing a global tour of the pillow. The tour will begin in Sydney on January 13th, and extend to nudist venues throughout the world. According to Elizabeth Ann Macgregor, the Director of the museum, the goal of the exhibit is to "raise awareness for pillow retention to avoid pillow neglect". According to the Australian Bureau of Statistics, over 150 pillows are neglected in Sydney vehicles every year. While only 40% are retrived by nude teenagers, this is still an alarming statistic.

[KetchumMaine]

Does your pillow feel neglected??

If you have ever had a problem getting comfortable in bed, pillow neglect may be to blame.

Call us at 1-800-555-Sally to be on the Sally Jessy Raphael Show.

[shãybare]

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Whenever I go to other peoples homes to stay the night, or go camping, etc. I have to take my own pillows (I sleep with two). I know I am addicted to them but am not sure Sally can help. What should I do? Who can I call?

[KetchumMaine]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by shaybare:
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Whenever I go to other peoples homes to stay the night, or go camping, etc. I have to take my own pillows (I sleep with two). I know I am addicted to them but am not sure Sally can help. What should I do? Who can I call? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ask Dr Phil

[NudePete]

I have a grilled cheese sandwich with a slight burn in exactly the shape of the pillow. As soon as I can get it mounted in plastic its going up on eBay! What should I set the minimum bid to, I wonder.

[KetchumMaine]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by NudePete:
I have a grilled cheese sandwich with a slight burn in exactly the shape of the pillow. As soon as I can get it mounted in plastic its going up on eBay! What should I set the minimum bid to, I wonder. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Starting bid: 5 Million Dracmas

I went up to the river today to see if I could do a quick chunky dunk, but there wasn't a safe place. The ice covered the rocks out to the middle of the river.

[OZJames]

I know that this has nothing to do with being caught naked in the street BUT -

Pi JOKE

Mathematician: Pi r squared
Baker: No! Pie are round, cakes are square!

ODE to PIEGUY

Oh, number Pi
Oh, number Pi
Your digits are unending,
Oh, number Pi
Oh, number Pi
No pattern are you sending.
You're three point one four one five nine,
And even more if we had time,
Oh, number Pi
Oh, number Pi
For circle lengths unbending.
Oh, number Pi
Oh, number Pi
You are a number very sweet,
Oh, number Pi
Oh, number Pi
Your uses are so very neat.
There's 2 Pi r and Pi r squared,
A half a circle and you're there,
Oh, number Pi
Oh, number Pi
We know that Pi's a tasty treat.


http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/beam.gif <span class="ev_code_RED">JAMES</span> http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/beam.gif

[NudePete]

Puyguy

I hope you know that all of this is meant to be laughing with you, not at you.

I remember that my first outdoor nudist experiences while in my early teens, strictly alone as well, seemed to me to be very daring, exciting and dangerous, as well as fun.

However none of them compared to the satisfaction I felt coming home from my first visit to a real nude beach. I felt very proud and pleased with myself for accomplishing a thing that for most of my life I had only thought about in my wildest dreams.

My only advice to you is to be carefull. Others might misinterpret your actions, so make sure that you could explain them, with your head still held high, should you be discovered by someone. I know that your reputation, while in the teen years, means quite a lot.

[missouriboy]

"Oh, the things I've done in the 'dead of the night'...('wee hours of the morning' is more like it)"

HEY! 'Wee hours of the morning' has special meaning, ritualistic even, to us beer drinkers! http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/beam.gif

[missouriboy]

The Daily

Letters to the Editor

Dear Editor:
A recent article in "the Daily" reported on a teenager prancing in the night in a local neighborhood, and I'm writing to ask if any of the witnesses reported any resemblance to the prancing in those old Fred Astaire/Ginger Rogers musicals? The reason I ask is that I'm a talent scout working for a national dance troupe seeking new trainees for future productions. Prospective candidates should also be adept at cavorting, running around and parading.

Please contact me at the return address on the envelope.

Thank you,
Scout

[Pieguy]

I'm laughing so hard I'm gonna split my sides! *SPLORCH* Oh, great. There they go.

[foux003]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Pieguy:
Last night I realised that my pillow was in the car for reasons too complicated to go into. Now I could have just borrowed a pillow but common sense was on a late lunch break, so I went outside, in the dead of night, completely nude to get my pillow. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

See you did it. I knew you had it in you now you need to do it again. Ataboy mate

[KetchumMaine]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by missouriboy:
The Daily

Letters to the Editor

Dear Editor:
A recent article in "the Daily" reported on a teenager prancing in the night in a local neighborhood, and I'm writing to ask if any of the witnesses reported any resemblance to the prancing in those old Fred Astaire/Ginger Rogers musicals? The reason I ask is that I'm a talent scout working for a national dance troupe seeking new trainees for future productions. Prospective candidates should also be adept at cavorting, running around and parading.

Please contact me at the return address on the envelope.

Thank you,
Scout </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Dear Scout,
Perhaps you should contact the FCBC Prancing Lepercons, a softball team which is part of ths Chinese Christian Union Sports Ministry. Or perhaps Prancing Patrick (http://daftanddemented.moonfruit.com/prancingpatrick) could help you. The UCLA-based Chinese Cultural Dance Club has also been known to prance. I hope this helped you.
Sincerely,
Joe Kerr
Editor
The Daily

[Franklyminim]

There are questions that need asking. Was the pillow uncovered or in a pillow case? If so, what colour was the pillowcase?
In what state (covered or not) is it hoped to tour the pillow?
How do we know that the pillow on tour is the "real" pillow and not one done up to resmeble the real pillow?
What type of pillow is it? Is it an inflatable pillow?
Reall, this whole thing has been blown up out of all proportion.

[KetchumMaine]

I can't remember there being a more famous pillow in all of history. Can You??

[KetchumMaine]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Franklyminim:
There are questions that need asking. Was the pillow uncovered or in a pillow case? If so, what colour was the pillowcase?
In what state (covered or not) is it hoped to tour the pillow?
How do we know that the pillow on tour is the "real" pillow and not one done up to resmeble the real pillow?
What type of pillow is it? Is it an inflatable pillow?
Reall, this whole thing has been blown up out of all proportion. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

The pillow has been certified as authentic by the Curator of the museum, a clerk at the local convenience mart, and a pillow expert who lives across the street (actually a little old lady with LOTS of free time).

[shãybare]

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I am wondering if you would be able to have a picture of the pillow, preferably without the pillow case, shown here on the forum. I had a pillow several years ago that disappeared and am wondering if it might not have run away and was seeking shelter one night in your car.

Possible? Not Possible? I know the police may be looking for some pillow to take the fall in so-called soft crimes, so I will understand your wanting to be cautious.

[KetchumMaine]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by shaybare:
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I am wondering if you would be able to have a picture of the pillow, preferably without the pillow case, shown here on the forum. I had a pillow several years ago that disappeared and am wondering if it might not have run away and was seeking shelter one night in your car.

Possible? Not Possible? I know the police may be looking for some pillow to take the fall in so-called soft crimes, so I will understand your wanting to be cautious. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Gee, what an extreme nudist. You even want the PILLOW to be nude.http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/happy.gif

[KetchumMaine]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by shaybare:
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I am wondering if you would be able to have a picture of the pillow, preferably without the pillow case, shown here on the forum. I had a pillow several years ago that disappeared and am wondering if it might not have run away and was seeking shelter one night in your car.

Possible? Not Possible? I know the police may be looking for some pillow to take the fall in so-called soft crimes, so I will understand your wanting to be cautious. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

In the gift shops up here they sell a scented embroidered pillow with the words "For you I pine, I even balsam". http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/happy.gif

[foux003]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by OZJames:
I know that this has nothing to do with being caught naked in the street BUT -

Pi JOKE

Mathematician: Pi r squared
Baker: No! Pie are round, cakes are square!


The way I have always heard this joke is; Pie r square ; No pie r round, corn bread r square.

[Pieguy]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Franklyminim:
There are questions that need asking. Was the pillow uncovered or in a pillow case? If so, what colour was the pillowcase?
In what state (covered or not) is it hoped to tour the pillow?
How do we know that the pillow on tour is the "real" pillow and not one done up to resmeble the real pillow?
What type of pillow is it? Is it an inflatable pillow?
Reall, this whole thing has been blown up out of all proportion. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

1. Covered.
2. Red.
3. None.
4. See above.
5. A regular pillow.

[KetchumMaine]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Pieguy:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Franklyminim:
There are questions that need asking. Was the pillow uncovered or in a pillow case? If so, what colour was the pillowcase?
In what state (covered or not) is it hoped to tour the pillow?
How do we know that the pillow on tour is the "real" pillow and not one done up to resmeble the real pillow?
What type of pillow is it? Is it an inflatable pillow?
Reall, this whole thing has been blown up out of all proportion. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

1. Covered.
2. Red.
3. None.
4. See above.
5. A regular pillow. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Sorry Frankly, Pieguy said it was a regular pillow, not inflated, so it could not be "blown up out of all proportion" http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/happy.gifhttp://oakhurstonline.com/icon/happy.gif

[fred950]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by missouriboy:
"Oh, the things I've done in the 'dead of the night'...('wee hours of the morning' is more like it)"

HEY! 'Wee hours of the morning' has special meaning, ritualistic even, to us beer drinkers! http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/beam.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


Shhhaaayyy, buddie. Who you callin' a (hic!) beer dwinker??