Naturally well-endowed

[nudemikey]

I know this seems a little weird, but I am concerned about my penis size. I would love to try social nudity, but the problem is that naturally I have a large penis. It is around 9 inches long, and I was wondering if other nudists would think it was an erection. Thoughts?

[NakedGary]

nudemikey

A very unusual flaccid member of the length you state would not be mistaken for a semi or erection by other nudists in the way the flaccid or limp penis moves around in normal movements of walking, jumping, or recreation activity in a social nude venue.

Most other nudists are not concerned with size or shape of other person’s flaccid genitals in normal social nude recreation activities.

In organized nude recreation at clubs and resorts, you would be asked to leave if you paraded a stiff member of that size around others for any length of time without taking means of concealment or covering until it subsided to its normal flaccidity & size as not to offend anyone around you.

It's the person not the genitals that make one compatible and fit in with other nudists and naturists socially.

F.Y.I. many medical surveys of thousands of adult male subjects of several racial groupings found that the median averages of the Flaccid (soft) penis of the white racial group was 3.4 inches in length, and 3.9 inches in girth [around] or aproximately 1.25" across or diameter. [For those who are concerned with measurements or size of the flaccid penis.

[Charl]

Nudemikey - Men can tell the difference between a flacid and an erect penis regardless of the size. Be yourself and allow others to be themselves - don't make assumptions about what they may think.

[nudeM]

NakedGary, it is possible for an individual to have a 9 inch flaccid penis (rare). I have known some non-nudists who have hang ups on being too large, which is what I believe nudemickey might be referring to.

As for nudemickey, don't worry about it. If you are naturally large, then you have nothing to worry about. If on the other hand, you are parading around with an erection, then what NakedGary stated is correct in many instances, in that, you may be asked to leave. I have never heard of anyone being asked to leave for having too large a member.

If you do find yourself getting 'aroused', then simply cover it up, go into the water, or hide it, until it subsides. But parading it around is not the answer.

Lots of luck on your nude adventures. http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/smoking.gif

[Terrace Casual]

I have never been nude in a nudist club/event and i am worried what my first time will be like and if I will get an erection. But I have been told that, if I do, the feelings will soon subside and I can go about my business with it flaccid

[emsdude]

Who cares about your penis or how fat you maybe , the size of womens breast it about being the way GOD made us, we have too hide in clothes because the world said we have too. So when you take off your clothes feel the great freedom. It's not about your body parts. I think when you start talking size it's turn off to others that may like being open and free to enjoy being a nusist. NUDE FREEDOM

[nakedIOWAman]

Cool! I just measured mine, and NakedGary's measurments fit me perfectly. I guess I am normal after all!

[45 solo]

Gee Mikey-- I think you'll be OK if you watch those swinging doors and don't drop hot cheese in your lap.

[Nude in the North]

Originally posted by nakedIOWAman:
Cool! I just measured mine, and NakedGary's measurments fit me perfectly. I guess I am normal after all!

Better check again. LOL!!

I'm pretty sure this is the first time any Male has been worried about being TOO LARGE.
Just Hang in there Mikey. I'm sure the subject won't come up and embarrass you.

Steve

[Sanslines]

Why do some men worry about being too large or too small? Why do most not care and accept what they have? Why do some men think that that they are nothing more then a walking penis as if that's all that really matters? This may very well be another thread that goes on and on forever............

[Carroll A. Peterson]

Originally posted by nakedIOWAman:
Cool! I just measured mine, and NakedGary's measurments fit me perfectly. I guess I am normal after all!

I am from South Dakota; that is near Iowa

[Journeyman]

Call me jaded, or cynical, or both. This posting by "Nudemikey" reminded me of the "Mom" who wrote in early January that she was concerned about the size of her sons' 9 inch members being too big for a nude beach. After about a day of that post hanging around, one or more of the moderators decided it was posted by a troll, and deleted the thread.

I think Nudemikey may have delusions of grandeur. He says here he'd like to try "social nudity" and according to his previous posts, he's already done that. I guess his member has lengthened a great deal since his previous sauna and steam outings. Or, how did people there react to your monster at those times, Nudemikey?

[45 solo]

Originally posted by nakedIOWAman:
Cool! I just measured mine, and NakedGary's measurments fit me perfectly. I guess I am normal after all!

Hi nakedIOWA man, I WAS going to measure mine too, but it's been so cold I guess I'll have to wait for spring--or summer.

[Enjoying life]

You have missed the whole point of nudism, (Body acceptance). We don't measure things or worry what others will think. We just enjoy the life style.

Another penis thread!

What is with guys who have to talk about what is between their legs?

Nudists.....men.....are comfortable the way they are without being concerned about how big or small they are.

I agree with you Sanslines, since this is yet another penis thread, it will go one forever.

Jeez!

Allie

[Terrace Casual]

Personally, Allie, I'm quite comfortable with the size of my penis, and any hang-ups I have, I can gain more information from the 3,000 other penis/erection threads on here http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/happy.gif

[Natureisone]

Good luck to ya if it is thats size http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/applause.gif ,but to everyone else not an issue of size,seen one ya seen them all, just get out there and enjoy the lifestyle. http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/happy.gif

[G I Joe]

I personally can't imagine having such a big problem. Well, actually, I do imagine it, but that's all it is--one big imagination!

[Sanslines]

and so this thread goes on.......and on........and on......and on......until the end of time..........

[Terrace Casual]

Don't tell me you're bored with it? http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/beam.gif

[Tyco]

"Why do some *women* worry about being too large or too small? Why do *women* not care and accept what they have?"

Why do so many women get breast implants? I guess size does matter, to both genders...



Originally posted by Sanslines:
and so this thread goes on.......and on........and on......and on......until the end of time..........

[Sanslines]

Originally posted by Terrace Casual:
Don't tell me you're bored with it? http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/beam.gif

lol.......lol.........

Well.....ummmm.....errrr......it certainly does not make for good dinner conversation....either at a nudist club or outside of a nudist club. Think I'll go back to watching the Superbowl..... http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/happy.gif Hint: Keep this thread alive much longer and Lorena Bobbit might come out of retirement........lol......lol

[Sanslines]

Speaking of a male only topic, this popped up in a Lorena Bobbit related search. Note: It does NOT represent my opinions.

Western men die some five years earlier than women. They suffer more from nearly every medical disease and ailment that there is. And yet, far more money is spent by governments on women's health than on men's health. Men are also nowadays educationally disadvantaged significantly compared to women; with the curriculum, the teaching methods and the resources being designed to cater far more for women and girls than for men and boys. Men make up 80% of the homeless. There are more of them in social service care-homes as boys. They are many times more likely to be wrongfully arrested, wrongfully imprisoned, mugged, assaulted or murdered. They are 5 times more likely to lose their children when families break down, 4 times more likely to lose their homes, 4 times more likely to commit suicide, 20 times more likely to be killed or injured at work, 20 times more likely to be imprisoned, and, probably, more than 100 times more likely to be demeaned, denigrated and ridiculed by the mainstream media. Men also pay much more in taxes than women but receive far less in benefits from the government.

In other words, when compared to women, men are significantly disadvantaged when it comes to their health, their homes, their children, their education, their families, the tax burden, the law, the benefit system, and even when it comes to their own personal safety.

They are nowadays also being heavily discriminated against in the work place.

How is it possible, therefore, that women are being 'oppressed' more than men?

In what areas?

Where?

[Sanslines]

More from this UK man with a grudge against women:

What a Piece of Work is Man!

"What a piece of work is man! how noble in reason! how infinite in faculty! in form and moving how express and admirable! in action how like an angel! in apprehension how like a god! the beauty of the world, the paragon of animals!" William Shakespeare

"Men have all the power" - a common feminist slogan.

In our prisons "men have all the power". But they wield it, by and large, over men!

In our police force "men have all the power". But they wield it, by and large, over men!

In our legal system and our government, "men have all the power". But they wield it, by and large, over men!

In our society "men have all the power"! But they wield it, by and large, over men!

The idea that "men have all the power" is therefore nonsense given that to the extent that there is any power, it is wielded mostly over men.


Have you ever seen chimpanzees and how they behave?

The alpha males have all the power, but they get all the goodies too!

The other males are kept well in line!

With violence and intimidation.

And have you ever thought about soldiers fighting in wars through time immemorial?

The male generals and the male politicians have all the power - yes indeed - but it is thousands upon thousands of more ordinary men who will have to pay the price of it.

If someone identifies themselves with their colour - black, say - well, that's OK. Fair enough.

If they identify themselves with their being gay, that's acceptable. That's fair enough too.

If they see themselves as Jews or Muslims or Christians, or, indeed, of any main religion, well, that's completely acceptable.

People get a lot of pride from these things.

And, of course, any woman who sees herself, primarily, as a woman, has got it made.

But what about a man who sees himself, well, as a man?

Well, he's either naff, a bigot of some kind, or some violent piece of machismo who's thick and drinks beer - at the very least.

Why is this so?

Well, for the past three decades, white, heterosexual males have been the targets of many EXTREMELY POWERFUL groups.

They have been constantly accused of being racist by highly vocal racial activists and racial minorities, and their history and their forefathers have been thoroughly undermined and blackened - and to the extent that many racial activists are now demanding reparations for past slavery.

They have been continually portrayed as being violent and oppressors of their women by influential vindictive feminists and their gullible followers.

They have been represented by the beautifully orchestrated gay lobby as being bigoted and fearful of their own sexuality.

They have been assaulted ceaselessly by children's welfare groups that seek funding and the growth of their empires by indoctrinating the population with the view that all men are likely abusers of children.

The feminist-dominated mainstream media have consistently sought to demonise and humiliate the entire male gender.

The legal profession and the all-powerful government have almost disempowered men completely when it comes to their families, their relationships and their homes.

And, in both America and Europe, self-serving politicians have been passing the authority of men to govern themselves into the hands of the faceless and unaccountable bureaucrats in the Federal government and in Brussels respectively.

No wonder, therefore, that white heterosexual men dare not identify themselves as men.

After all, what man wants to identify himself with the type of person who is continually being portrayed as the lowest and most unpleasant form of human being that exists?


If you're a man in this country, and because of some crazy circumstance it so happens that you are found the following morning with your penis chopped off because your partner has lost her temper, then, quite simply, you will be laughed at.

Comedians will make jokes about you and some of the press will say that you probably deserved it.

If you are a man, then you are pretty much worthless.

Most people wouldn't laugh at an animal that had such an experience. However, so low are you considered to be in the scheme of things, so worthless and hated, that severely mutilating you is a joke.

It doesn't matter how 'good' you've been throughout your life. It doesn't matter if you're the type of man who has always done his best and tried to do the right thing.

None of that matters.

If you're a man, then, quite simply, you are so low that people will laugh when your penis is cut off.
In this country, however, men have their lives utterly destroyed even over trivial issues of sexual harassment. They're even destroyed after a FALSE allegation. And they go to prison for a very long time if they are convicted of rape.

When a woman, however, takes away a man's children (and 75% of divorces are initiated by women) they get to keep the house as well.

This is the actual REALITY here in the UK, but it is also true in the USA, Australia, Canada and much of Europe.

If a man simply touches a woman inappropriately the law can come down on him like a ton of bricks. But if a woman does to a man something which BOTH sexes consider to be actually worse than even rape, she gets the house and the children, and probably his money too. She is actually rewarded for hurting him in a manner which - and BOTH SEXES agree - is actually worse than rape!

Men simply don't count for much.

If you're a man, then you really should reflect on how worthless you have become, and you should also recognise that there is very little concern for how badly you might be injured physically, nor for how long-term might be your psychological hurt.

And, one day, whether you're sitting in some unfamiliar surroundings wondering how it is that you've actually managed to lose your home, your children, and much of your future income, or whether you're defending yourself in a courtroom against a false and malicious accusation of some sexual sort, or whether you're dying in a hospital from some male-specific disease that no-one has been funded to research properly, or whether you've been passed over for promotion because of your male gender, or whether your children are being brought up to look upon you as if you were some kind of potential abuser, or, perhaps, when you are lying in the road because your partner has attacked you with a knife, and yet it is YOU who gets arrested, then, surely, even a piece of sh*t like you - because, quite clearly, this is what you are - will finally wake up and realise that you are considered by your society to be completely expendable, and well and truly worthless.


WOW! So much for a Lorena Bobbit search!

[Terrace Casual]

On the subject of Lorena Bobbit, I have a joke, a few years old, but hilarious then about 2 blondes (blondes are the butt of a few jokes, but I know they're not all like this).

Lorena Bobbitt was driving down the road when she threw the recently chopped off piece of her husban out of the window. 2 blondes are in the car behind and one turned to the other and said, "My my, did you see the size of the dick on that fly?" http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/laugh.gif

[Sanslines]

For those who might not know who Lorena Bobbit is:

Lorena Bobbit

A Virginia woman Lorena Bobbit cut off her husband John Bobbit's penis while he slept beside her, before throwing the organ out a car window and onto the highway. According to family and friends, this is the biggest fight the couple has had since they got married.

[Caipora]

Well, if it's joke time, since it's almost Carnaval time, here's an old one:

The costume shop is just shutting down for Carnaval. The manager has looked around happily at the empty costume racks, told the most junior salesman to stay and help him lock up, and sent the rest home.

A young Negro gentlemen rushes in and goes over to the lone salesman. He's just been invited to one of the most fashionable fancy-dress balls. He needs a costume, in a hurry.

The salesman looks at the empty racks. But there's one costume left: Adam. It's nothing but a fig leaf and a bit of elastic, but the desperate man says it will have to do. He goes into the changing booth to try it on.

He comes out, and the salesman sees that, ah, it doesn't cover the subject. But, eager to impress the boss by renting the very last costume, he has an idea. He asks the customer to go back into the changing booth and pass the costume out. The store is in an old area in the center of town, and the ancient building still has a back yard. Quickly, the salesman rushes out, takes a leaf from a manga tree (same format as a fig leaf, but much bigger) ties it to the elastic in place of the fig leaf, and hands it in to the customer.

The customer comes out. But while the manga leaf is bigger - it's not big enough.

The salesman repeats the procedure, but this time comes back with a banana leaf.

Amazingly, while banana leaves are very large, it seems some things are even larger.

The salesman, not knowing what to do, knocks on the door of the office where the manager is happily counting this year's record income. He comes out and has the situation explained.

He looks with amazement at the young Negro, and finally proposes a solution.

"Why don't you just stick that thing in your ear, and go as a gas pump?"

- Caipora

[barenaked1]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Sanslines:
More from this UK man with a grudge against women:

What a Piece of Work is Man!

"What a piece of work is man! how noble in reason! how infinite in faculty! in form and moving how express and admirable! in action how like an angel! in apprehension how like a god! the beauty of the world, the paragon of animals!" William Shakespeare

(snip)

Does great for my self=esteem.....

[Jason Lee]

Originally posted by Sanslines:
For those who might not know who Lorena Bobbit is:

Lorena Bobbit

A Virginia woman Lorena Bobbit cut off her husband John Bobbit's penis while he slept beside her, before throwing the organ out a car window and onto the highway. According to family and friends, this is the biggest fight the couple has had since they got married.

because John Bobbit was "selfish". Lorena Bobbit was charged with "malicious wounding" but found not guilty in 1994 on the grounds she had experienced temporary insanity causing an irresistible impulse to wound her husband who had physically abused her. Therefore she was not liable for her actions. She was ordered to spend 45 days in a mental/psychiatric hospital

He faced charges of assault against Lorena. He was acquitted of a charge of marital sexual assault September 1993.

[grl66]

Journeyman you are jaded and cynical.

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Well you told me to!

[nacktman]

Well, I'VE got a meter, oh, wait that's my yardstick!
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http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/eusa_dance.gif
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[nakedjohn]

I am the opposite of naturally well-endowed, and never had a problem with it or even think about it.

[nekkidincville]

great posts sanslines! bravo!! i am male, and could not agree with you more! who cares what size it is? EVERY male has one. unfortunately most males seem to thing a penis is what defines them. i think if we all looked at "naked from a young childs perspective, we would find it FREE, HAPPY, and maybe even just down right "FUNNY" kids do not care about male or female, big, or small. they enjoy who they and others truly are. I, too look at humans that way... i do not care if you have a penis, or breasts... how big, or non-existent. if you are human, and have a heart... that's all that matters. ENJOY IT, and STOP WORRYING.

[Sanslines]

Originally posted by nekkidincville:
great posts sanslines! bravo!! i am male, and could not agree with you more! who cares what size it is? EVERY male has one. unfortunately most males seem to thing a penis is what defines them. i think if we all looked at "naked from a young childs perspective, we would find it FREE, HAPPY, and maybe even just down right "FUNNY" kids do not care about male or female, big, or small. they enjoy who they and others truly are. I, too look at humans that way... i do not care if you have a penis, or breasts... how big, or non-existent. if you are human, and have a heart... that's all that matters. ENJOY IT, and STOP WORRYING.

I agree with you nekkid. Life is too short to worry about such things. It's time people learn to accept others as they are and stop trying to shame them into feeling inferior because they don't meet some kind of ludicris standard.

[Nude in the North]

I think this "Penis" thread is far more interesting than the previous 3,000 penis threads.
But what do I know. I'm just a "man".

Steve

[NakedGary]

What 3,000 penis threads?

The Forums search engine says their is 86 pages of aproximately 20 posts per page or 1,720 posts that have the word penis in them. How do you get 3,000 penis threads?

[Nude in the North]

Originally posted by NakedGary:
What 3,000 penis threads?

The Forums search engine says their is 86 pages of aproximately 20 posts per page or 1,720 posts that have the word penis in them. How do you get 3,000 penis threads?

It's called EXAGGERATION

It's something people often do to make a point that somethings been Beaten to Death.

Steve

[Nude in the North]

How do you get 3,000 penis threads?
Apparently by starting a Nudist Forum.

http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/laugh.gif

Steve

[NakedGary]

Do you think this "Naturally well-endowed" penis topic has got Out of Hand? [No pun intended]

It started out in a nudist category "Miscellaneous"
Topics not covered in other sections but still related to nude recreation."

Reading the previous posts by the initiator and the profile, I "Imagine" the initial intent of the initiator is a wishful thought of perceived endowment on a topic that’s like the energizer bunny that keeps going and going on....

What's your thought on this [I imagine] perceived un-natural endowment? Or should we change the category or close the topic to further posting?
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Yes, think this thread can be closed.

As said above, "How do you get 3,000 penis threads?

Apparently by starting a Nudist Forum."

It seems so.

Allie

[Nude in the North]

Do you think this "Naturally well-endowed" penis topic has got Out of Hand? [No pun intended]

Like I said earlier. I think this is one of the more interesting threads on this subject.

Penis threads have gotten to the point that even the most understanding "frequent posters" Can't take them seriously.

Maybe there is a way to automatically send all posts about Penis size, and erections to the FAQ.

But that might take the fun out of it.

Steve

[yoga guy]

having a 9 inch flacid penis would only be a drag if you had legs that were less than 8 inches long.

[tiger79]

Originally posted by Journeyman:
Call me jaded, or cynical, or both. This posting by "Nudemikey" reminded me of the "Mom" who wrote in early January that she was concerned about the size of her sons' 9 inch members being too big for a nude beach. After about a day of that post hanging around, one or more of the moderators decided it was posted by a troll, and deleted the thread.

I think Nudemikey may have delusions of grandeur. He says here he'd like to try "social nudity" and according to his previous posts, he's already done that. I guess his member has lengthened a great deal since his previous sauna and steam outings. Or, how did people there react to your monster at those times, Nudemikey? Maybe nudemikey will post an avatar pic of himself so you can see he's not a troll? http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/rolleyes2.gif

[shomymojo]

It's something people often do to make a point that somethings been Beaten to Death.

Steve[/QUOTE] .......Penis threads......"beaten to death"... http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/laugh.gifLOL http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/clown.gif...good one !!!

[Caipora]

The Forums search engine says their is 86 pages of aproximately 20 posts per page or 1,720 posts that have the word penis in them. How do you get 3,000 penis threads?

The same way original poster got "9 inches flaccid"?

- Caipora

[Sanslines]

What's your thought on this [I imagine] perceived un-natural endowment? Or should we change the category or close the topic to further posting?

I think that people are just messing about and having some fun here. Nothing wrong with that. I think that people are also reacting to the (what appears to be) overabundance of penis related topics. As every nudist knows, the penis is unimportant when it comes to nudism. Lately, this forum is beginning to look more and more like the "Mutual Penis Adoration Society".It should also be said that anyone who has REAL penis concerns or problems should go and speak with a board certified Urologist.

[funnaked]

does this work here?
my right nee is sore.
my left nee needs to be replaced
but my wee nee is just fine
lol

[gardener]

Ive reached 9 inch....After folding it in half...LOL http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/eusa_dance.gif

[Caipora]

It should also be said that anyone who has REAL penis concerns or problems should go and speak with a board certified Urologist.

This reminds me of a story I heard on the radio. I bring that up so that people will understand however politically incorrect this may seem in the U.S., it's perfectly fine in this part of the world. This should be told with an accent.

A Japanese fellow is at a Carnaval ball, and after too many beers, finds himself at the urinal beside a very negro gentlemen.

The Japanese stares in amazement, and says "Bery big, no?"

The Negro says, "We blacks are like that - big in height, big in sports, and big in love."

"What can I do, get bery big like that?"

"It's very easy. Just get three bricks, tie them up with a string, and tie the end of the string to the end of your thing. Then lift the bricks ten times. Do that twice a day, and in three weeks yours will be as big as mine."

"Thank you bery much. Will do, be big like you."

Three weeks later, by coincidence, the Negro runs into the Japanese on the street, and asks him, "Say, did you try the bricks like I said?"

"Oh yes, I try, three brick, ten times, twice day, three week."

"And is yours as big as mine now?"

"Well, not same size. But almost same color."


- Caipora

[NakedGary]

Are you sure your not using the "cm" scale on opposite side of that ruler and confused "cm" with inches?

9cm = about 3.5 inches!

Thats more like it!

[Nude in the North]

I've got a Yardstick...
But I don't use it as a rule.

Steve

[NakedGary]

<span class="ev_code_blue">Thats OK "NudeMikey"</span>

[bill2me]

I think this is one of the funniest threads I have ever read.

[nacktman]

Evening prayers

[bill2me]

nacktman that is great! I'm still laughing!

[NakedGary]

Sanslines,

It should also be said that anyone who has REAL penis concerns or problems should go and speak with a
board certified Urologist.

Now I get it -- Thats where the term Woodie comes from! http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/smash.gif

[Fuzzy Nuts]

Originally posted by Nude in the North:
I've got a Yardstick...
But I don't use it as a rule.

Steve

Actually in Canada we use a meterstick!!!

[shaneone]

Congratulations NudeMikey http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/applause.gif
you have a big penis!!

Does this make you more or less of a naturist? http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/laugh.gif

[grl66]

I'd say it makes him more of a nudist.

Well, there's more of him than most http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/wiseguy.gif

[fre2bnude]

Originally posted by tiger79:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Journeyman:
Call me jaded, or cynical, or both. This posting by "Nudemikey" reminded me of the "Mom" who wrote in early January that she was concerned about the size of her sons' 9 inch members being too big for a nude beach. After about a day of that post hanging around, one or more of the moderators decided it was posted by a troll, and deleted the thread.

I think Nudemikey may have delusions of grandeur. He says here he'd like to try "social nudity" and according to his previous posts, he's already done that. I guess his member has lengthened a great deal since his previous sauna and steam outings. Or, how did people there react to your monster at those times, Nudemikey? Maybe nudemikey will post an avatar pic of himself so you can see he's not a troll? http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/rolleyes2.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yes, where's the picture? Prove you're not a troll!

[barebum]

Originally posted by dracojoe:
We are all naturally well endowed so don't worry about it. As long as ya have one you are well endowed no matter what size. Not that it makes any difference.

I agree not the size of the wand but the magic that it weaves, as long as it works does not matter what size it is! Naturists accept all body sizes as natural and same goes for genitals, nobody should care if it is big, small, fat or thin in my opinion!

Nude regards
Mark

[nacktman]

Found these graphics that relate to this thread.
Thought you all would be interested.
But be careful ... they will disspell a couple of 'myths'.

[nacktman]

Another one.

[nacktman]

Pefer men, women or both?
You might be interested in this one.

[nacktman]

Remember the thing about 'myths'?

[nacktman]

Ok, now for the graphic that truly represents this thread's proper perspcetive.

[Nude in the North]

For those of you that are keeping score.
This is the 67th response to "Mikey".
He has yet to return to make a follow up comment.

Can anyone say TROLL?

Steve

[nacktman]

Take care Nude in the North calling them for what they are upsets them to no end, you know! http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/wink3.gif
Just remember how the other trolls have reacted and still react when called for they are on other threads. http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/bonk.gif

[bill2me]

Nude in the North is correct, Mikey has never written back. I believe it is time to put this topic out of it misery and let's get rid of it.

[David77]

The thread is mis-named.

Instead of "well-endowed" it should have read "<u>over-endowed</u>", or "excessively extended". http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/wiseguy.gif

[Naturist Mark]

Originally posted by nacktman:
Take care Nude in the North calling them for what they are upsets them to no end, you know! http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/wink3.gif
Just remember how the other trolls have reacted and still react when called for they are on other threads. http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/bonk.gif

Did somebody say TROLL (http://www.webcomicsnation.com/thebarepit/thebarepit/series.php?view=archive&chapter=11897) ? (image by Stephen Crowley)

[fiercerd]

I thought it was the elves who were well hung, not the trolls.

[NakedGary]

Oh Nuts! "nudemikey" is just a talking chipmunk!

[Journeyman]

Originally posted by NakedGary:
Oh Nuts! "nudemikey" is just a talking chipmunk!

Wow - helluva set of nuts on that "chipmunk", Gary, but his squirrel siblings might be surprised to hear him called a chipmunk!

[nudenwv]

woops! wouldn't know anything about this subject! envy those that do!!! http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/happy.gif

[Fresh Air]

I know this seems a little weird, but I am concerned about my penis size. I would love to try social nudity, but the problem is that naturally I have a large penis. It is around 9 inches long, and I was wondering if other nudists would think it was an erection. Thoughts?

A brief sex ed class....

erections point up.

The end.

[i]It isn't the most difficult thing in the world to differentiate an erection from a flacid penis.

People will likely not notice your penis or (if your at a beach) will likely not notice you. Just go be yourself and don't be so paranoid. The world will not notice.

[Wellbuiltnudist]

Im naturally well endowed (9" too) and I love being nude in public. You get some people who might stare but most don't. You need to try it, you'll love it!



Originally posted by Fresh Air:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">I know this seems a little weird, but I am concerned about my penis size. I would love to try social nudity, but the problem is that naturally I have a large penis. It is around 9 inches long, and I was wondering if other nudists would think it was an erection. Thoughts?

A brief sex ed class....

erections point up.

The end.

[i]It isn't the most difficult thing in the world to differentiate an erection from a flacid penis.

People will likely not notice your penis or (if your at a beach) will likely not notice you. Just go be yourself and don't be so paranoid. The world will not notice. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

[Sanslines]

Im naturally well endowed (9" too) and I love being nude in public. You get some people who might stare but most don't. You need to try it, you'll love it!

This is probably not what you meant, but the first thing that I thought about when reading this are those few and far in between guys who would parade up and down Black's Beach with a full erection. What they were doing had nothing to do with nudism as they were so very obviously 'on display'. They wanted people (women) to notice only one part of their body and be totally impressed with it.

[Darius]

Originally posted by gardener:
Ive reached 9 inch....After folding it in half...LOL http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/eusa_dance.gif
Hey gardener. Yeah - I thought yours looked about 18 inches when i saw you guys yesterday :-)
-Darius

[Zorro]

Originally posted by Nude in the North:
For those of you that are keeping score.
This is the 67th response to "Mikey".
He has yet to return to make a follow up comment.

Can anyone say TROLL?

Steve Considering Mikey registered on 10-24-2005 and has posted only 6 times in 16 months, that's an average of once every 2.67 months or 0.375 posts/month. I therefore don't expect we'll hear from him again till the end of April... lol

[gregoryisme]

Hello,
I am new to this web site and have been looking over different threads and post during the last few days.
When I saw this thread and replies it made me wonder about several things.
I have been around many nude people at pool parties and dinners and afternoon get togethers.
Not once did the topic of someones body part or size come up during or after the get togethers.
Yes I know skinny folks from large folks but within the time I had with ALL of them I did not seem to look or notice anyone looking and checking out other folks.
We got together and chatted and had a great time.
I had a friend who asked me if I saw any small breasted woman cause he was not invited and my honest reply was I did not notice and did not think to look. While chatting with folks I looked at their faces to remember who I was talking to and what the conversation was about.
Same guy asked me right after how many uncut guys were there and I seriously had to say,I dont remember seeing any penises.
He did not get the point of why I had gone to be with naked folks and I had to explain to him it is not about sex but being comfortable around other that are in a non clothing option place.
I am single and not looking for hook up since my wife died of breat cancer a few years ago.
Do most people get together to check out others bodies or to have a good time with other nudist?

[Big-Thinker]

Do most people get together to check out others bodies or to have a good time with other nudist?
Real nudists don't get together to check out others or judge others' bodies good or bad. That's something non-nudists often can't understand, as you've experienced with your friend.

I have also found myself not noticing things because I was just focused on conversation. In fact, if someone is new to nudism or feeling awkward around a new nudist crowd, something magical happens if you can focus on good conversation. You'll nearly forget you're nude. Maybe being nude can actually help us focus somehow.

[nacktman]

Do most people get together to check out others bodies or to have a good time with other nudist?

gregoryisme that'd be a resounding NO to the part of your question before the 'OR' and a thunderous YES to the part after.

This thread is but the latest in a string of threads about this topic and really the first of its ilk I have given any thought to and that thought is ...(see attached image below)

[gregoryisme]

100% agree !

[gregoryisme]

Maybe when I started being aroung nude folks I was worried that I was to fat...
But with a 32 inch waist I found I was one of the skinnier people and loved not having to worry about it any more. After some time I dont even think of it any more.

[walter05]

gregoryisme;

I am sorry to hear about your wife. I can tell you love her very much. Please cherish all of the time you had together. I can tell by the way you love her that you were a great comfort to her.

I am sending you a private message about it. Please respond with a private message.

Walter05

[later]

Everyone says they don't like these topics, SO STOP REPLYING , and they will go away. Gregoryisme has it right. This is a foolish topic, nudist don't wander around comparing how well others are endowed.

[gregoryisme]

Done ...
G.

Originally posted by walter05:
gregoryisme;

I am sorry to hear about your wife. I can tell you love her very much. Please cherish all of the time you had together. I can tell by the way you love her that you were a great comfort to her.

I am sending you a private message about it. Please respond with a private message.

Walter05

[G I Joe]

Disagree! Unfortunately, some DO compare body parts. I was at a nude beach last summer and walked by a group of 4 women who had stationed themselves so as to see everyone (mostly men) walk by. I overheard them commenting how short some of the men were as I walked by. They were also laughing about it. It was rude and embarrasing--but it DOES happen! I certainly understand why some men are uptight about the size of their penis, especially when you are not "average" or compare to others. It ruined my day at the beach.

[emsdude]

Gi Joe. If you went to clothes beach it's the same too. They would say did you see how fat he/she was, or look the bathing suit he/she in or, laugh at someone the way someone looks.I don't care myself I like going to nude place it make me feel good relaxed, being the way GOD made me I feel good in his suit. Enjoy go nude it a good thing.

[RCH44]

I fully agree with you. I am proud of the size of my penis. I am also comfortable with myself.

Ralph

Originally posted by Terrace Casual:
Personally, Allie, I'm quite comfortable with the size of my penis, and any hang-ups I have, I can gain more information from the 3,000 other penis/erection threads on here http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/happy.gif

[nudeM]

Outwardly, no, nobody openly discusses various sizes of bodies or body parts. But I do believe everyone, males and females, do compare themselves with others, but do not go out of their way to make conversation. It's human nature to compare, but not to the extent to let it interfere with being a social issue. http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/smoking.gif

[Sanslines]

Disagree! Unfortunately, some DO compare body parts. I was at a nude beach last summer and walked by a group of 4 women who had stationed themselves so as to see everyone (mostly men) walk by. I overheard them commenting how short some of the men were as I walked by. They were also laughing about it. It was rude and embarrasing--but it DOES happen! I certainly understand why some men are uptight about the size of their penis, especially when you are not "average" or compare to others. It ruined my day at the beach.

I am sorry that you allowed others to ruin your day at the beach. What those women did was rude, childish, and a reflection upon themselves. Why allow their immaturity to affect you? The problem is not with you or with other men. The problem is with those who make such comments. Men who are uptight about the size of their penis (or any other body part for that matter) need to understand that their lack of self confidence is the real problem. Men who have self confidence accept themselves (body parts and all) for who and what they are and do not allow others to dictate how they feel about themselves. Ignore women like that as you can be sure that the day will come that they will experience exactly what they dish out to others. Remember......what goes around comes around.

The problem today is that advertisers and marketers know exactly how to motivate others to buy their products and services. Make people feel inferior about themselves. So many people fall for this scam that instead of buying the products and services, they should boycott such companies, say 'screw this nonsense as I am better than falling for this garbage!", and work on improving their self confidence and allowing others into their lives who accept them as they are.

[gregoryisme]

nudeM,
I agree with you totally.
In the past when I have been with groups and we have a newbie who joins the group, two main rules that we tell them is no touching other people unless you know them,and no talking about other peoples body parts is allowed. (being asked to leave will result if it happens)

It is known that some small private chat will occur after. That is unavoidable as with any group.

[G I Joe]

Originally posted by Sanslines:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Disagree! Unfortunately, some DO compare body parts. I was at a nude beach last summer and walked by a group of 4 women who had stationed themselves so as to see everyone (mostly men) walk by. I overheard them commenting how short some of the men were as I walked by. They were also laughing about it. It was rude and embarrasing--but it DOES happen! I certainly understand why some men are uptight about the size of their penis, especially when you are not "average" or compare to others. It ruined my day at the beach.

I am sorry that you allowed others to ruin your day at the beach. What those women did was rude, childish, and a reflection upon themselves. Why allow their immaturity to affect you? The problem is not with you or with other men. The problem is with those who make such comments. Men who are uptight about the size of their penis (or any other body part for that matter) need to understand that their lack of self confidence is the real problem. Men who have self confidence accept themselves (body parts and all) for who and what they are and do not allow others to dictate how they feel about themselves. Ignore women like that as you can be sure that the day will come that they will experience exactly what they dish out to others. Remember......what goes around comes around.

The problem today is that advertisers and marketers know exactly how to motivate others to buy their products and services. Make people feel inferior about themselves. So many people fall for this scam that instead of buying the products and services, they should boycott such companies, say 'screw this nonsense as I am better than falling for this garbage!", and work on improving their self confidence and allowing others into their lives who accept them as they are. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Thanks, Sanslines. You are absolutely correct about the self-confidence issue. I let it get to me because I have never been happy with my body. I'm working on it. But when those things happen, it's hard not to be affected by it. I will continue to be nude even when others are rude!

[Geo]

Whether I am naked or clothed I don't worry about what others are thinking. I know there are many, many men far better looking than me, but I work with what God gave me and try to look my best.

As for size, that doesn't bother me either. I'm just glad to get the few opportunities I get to be naked with other people enjoying the warm air, the pool, the hot tub, etc.

[Big-Thinker]

Originally posted by G I Joe:
Disagree! Unfortunately, some DO compare body parts. I was at a nude beach last summer and walked by a group of 4 women who had stationed themselves so as to see everyone (mostly men) walk by. I overheard them commenting how short some of the men were as I walked by. They were also laughing about it. It was rude and embarrasing--but it DOES happen! I certainly understand why some men are uptight about the size of their penis, especially when you are not "average" or compare to others. It ruined my day at the beach.
Were these women clothed? If so, they were obviously the gawker types, as opposed to true nudists. That the trouble with open public beaches - that any gawker (or even dangerous criminals) can walk on without barrier.

I personally wouldn't be bothered by women making fun of me (and it happened once on Haulover Beach), but regardless of gender, it is indeed rude, childish and definitely an indicator of someone that is not a true nudist. 95% of the time, the one cowardly making fun of someone is the clothed gawker, shamelessly coming to make fun of people who had the bravery to be nude.

[G I Joe]

Originally posted by Big-Thinker:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by G I Joe:
Disagree! Unfortunately, some DO compare body parts. I was at a nude beach last summer and walked by a group of 4 women who had stationed themselves so as to see everyone (mostly men) walk by. I overheard them commenting how short some of the men were as I walked by. They were also laughing about it. It was rude and embarrasing--but it DOES happen! I certainly understand why some men are uptight about the size of their penis, especially when you are not "average" or compare to others. It ruined my day at the beach.
Were these women clothed? If so, they were obviously the gawker types, as opposed to true nudists. That the trouble with open public beaches - that any gawker (or even dangerous criminals) can walk on without barrier.

I personally wouldn't be bothered by women making fun of me (and it happened once on Haulover Beach), but regardless of gender, it is indeed rude, childish and definitely an indicator of someone that is not a true nudist. 95% of the time, the one cowardly making fun of someone is the clothed gawker, shamelessly coming to make fun of people who had the bravery to be nude. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

All 4 women we totally nude. If they had been clothed, I probably would have considered them gawkers and paid less attention except for one other comment. It seems to me other nude people should be less prone to be so obviously cruel with comments about other people's bodies. They were indeed "sizing out" men's penis's that day by their conversation. That's bad enough, but after I had walked passed them I heard one of them continue to comment, "I'd hate to be his wife." That comment was obviously directed toward me personally. I don't care what you say about not paying any attention to rude people or rude comments--that one hurt. And by the way, it was at Haulover Beach where all this happened. Lucky for them, they were all rather "nicely endowded." I wouldn't expect to have heard that comment from a rather flat chested female.

[Sanslines]

That's bad enough, but after I had walked passed them I heard one of them continue to comment, "I'd hate to be his wife." That comment was obviously directed toward me personally.

She doesn't even know you but give her the benefit of the doubt and assume that what she mean was this: She knows that she is just too immature, rude, childish, and nasty a person to be with a nice guy like you! Now ask yourself this: Would you ever want to be with a woman like that??

And by the way, it was at Haulover Beach where all this happened. Lucky for them, they were all rather "nicely endowded." I wouldn't expect to have heard that comment from a rather flat chested female.

Of course they were well endowed. After all is was 'show and tell time'. People like that are obviously shallow, superficial, and self centered and have nothing better to offer anyone then some surgically enhanced appearance. If I were you, I would consider the source and not waste one millisecond of your time allowing such hollow individuals to affect how you feel about yourself.

......You are absolutely correct about the self-confidence issue. I let it get to me because I have never been happy with my body. I'm working on it.

Congrats on on actually doing something to improve yourself by working on your body. Self acceptance and inner confidence seems to be something that is very elusive today judging by how people are motivated to do things that they might not do if they understood how they are being manipulated. This morning on tv there was a segment on elite women's handbags - the ones that cost over $1000. It seems that many women are demanding high cost handbags so that they can go out and parade around town to impress others. How sad!
As an aside, I got sick of all of this BS and rebelled against it. One day I drove an old jalopy from San Diego to Beverly Hills. My date and I dressed down in sneakers, jeans, and tee shirts and went around town in stark contrast to the so called 'beautiful people' who were all triping over themselves trying to outdo each other in terms of appearances. You should have seen the looks that I got at the valet parking but I stood my ground. All of this came about from working in the motion picture industry and knowing how appearance and body language affects others. Much too much emphasis on image and appearances today. Regardless of what the politicaly correct say, most people still do not consider the value of what is inside of a person.

[G I Joe]

Originally posted by Sanslines:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">That's bad enough, but after I had walked passed them I heard one of them continue to comment, "I'd hate to be his wife." That comment was obviously directed toward me personally.

She doesn't even know you but give her the benefit of the doubt and assume that what she mean was this: She knows that she is just too immature, rude, childish, and nasty a person to be with a nice guy like you! Now ask yourself this: Would you ever want to be with a woman like that??

And by the way, it was at Haulover Beach where all this happened. Lucky for them, they were all rather "nicely endowded." I wouldn't expect to have heard that comment from a rather flat chested female.

Of course they were well endowed. After all is was 'show and tell time'. People like that are obviously shallow, superficial, and self centered and have nothing better to offer anyone then some surgically enhanced appearance. If I were you, I would consider the source and not waste one millisecond of your time allowing such hollow individuals to affect how you feel about yourself.

......You are absolutely correct about the self-confidence issue. I let it get to me because I have never been happy with my body. I'm working on it.

Congrats on on actually doing something to improve yourself by working on your body. Self acceptance and inner confidence seems to be something that is very elusive today judging by how people are motivated to do things that they might not do if they understood how they are being manipulated. This morning on tv there was a segment on elite women's handbags - the ones that cost over $1000. It seems that many women are demanding high cost handbags so that they can go out and parade around town to impress others. How sad!
As an aside, I got sick of all of this BS and rebelled against it. One day I drove an old jalopy from San Diego to Beverly Hills. My date and I dressed down in sneakers, jeans, and tee shirts and went around town in stark contrast to the so called 'beautiful people' who were all triping over themselves trying to outdo each other in terms of appearances. You should have seen the looks that I got at the valet parking but I stood my ground. All of this came about from working in the motion picture industry and knowing how appearance and body language affects others. Much too much emphasis on image and appearances today. Regardless of what the politicaly correct say, most people still do not consider the value of what is inside of a person. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Thanks for all your gret comments and interest addressing this. You obviously have all your "s..t" together! It's good to get this kind of conversation out and have someone be supportive. Surely, I'm not the only one that has experienced this "direct hit."

[nacktman]

Since we've made it this far into this thread I thought I'd at least make it to 100 posts.

Again this thread is ...

[Wcstflyer]

I've been seeing this thread sitting here for over a year... I had to do it. :D

http://www.vidly.net/video-budweiser-mr.-foot-long-hot-dog-inventor.html

[Joontiki]

I've been seeing this thread sitting here for over a year... I had to do it. :D

http://www.vidly.net/video-budweiser-mr.-foot-long-hot-dog-inventor.html
Lol *snicker* Very cute! :-P

[nuovonudo]

this is the jolliest thread i've ever seen on cff.

also, i note that mike never checked in to corroborate his claim. . .

[Joseph116]

I agree too much worrying about size is not what nudism is about.

[Eric6420]

Well, we hear all the time that nudism has nothing to do with sex, but when we read the rules of some clubs, we see that they are very worry about sex. Rules like: Don't touch any body, be carefull not to leave your kids alone, if you have an erection: immediatly cover it with a towel, some clubs do not want to accept single men...

In reality, it is hard to find something more sexy than a very big penis, and young men tend to have erections, this is very natural but I think that the "cover the erection rule" may turn away a lot of young men who find it kitsh and contradictory. They say all the time that nudism is about accepting the body, but yet an erection causes a lot disconfort...

Hopefully, most nudists do not turn hysterical when they see an erection but I think the mantra :"it has nothing to do with sex" is not really helpfull. I think that the notions of freedom and accepting the body are more positive.

[Nudeinbama]

Funny that you never see a complant over erect niples after a woman steps out of a cool, refreshing pool.And some can be very obvious. I know that this is normal, and that it happens, but no one complains, and no one should, any more than the natural occurence of an occassional normal male erection. I get many per day, and in most instances, none are sexually related.
Nudeinbama

[Joontiki]

Funny that you never see a complant over erect niples after a woman steps out of a cool, refreshing pool.And some can be very obvious. I know that this is normal, and that it happens, but no one complains, and no one should, any more than the natural occurence of an occassional normal male erection. I get many per day, and in most instances, none are sexually related. Nudeinbama
Yes, i agree. It's unfortunate that so many people equate erections with only sexual arousal. As i've said before, my sons used to get erections when they were infants. That certainly wasn't sexual! It's just the way boys are made!

Both penises and nipples can become erect due to cold, heat, a slight brushing, when the planets aline :-P ... or apparently no reason at all! It would be nice if everyone just let it go as a normal function of the body. It helps nobody to get all upset & embarrass people! Just ignore it and it will go away.

Now a naturally well-endowed man... that obviously will not go away. But it shouldn't be an issue either. Big, small, warped, pierced, whatever. There's waaay too much emphasis happening over simple body parts!

[Dave5]

I'd bet a lot of women don't realize men get erections for non-sexual reasons (like while we're sleeping). I've noticed that if I'm nervious/anxious sometimes I'll get an erection. Maybe cause my heart is pounding and all the blood flow....who knows!

I hope to finally make my first trip to a resort this year. And how am I going to feel at first? nervous and anxious!

[Nudekj]

I am new to this forum , but I said it before on other threads: Nudism is about living freely without the burden of clothes.It´s not about people looking at & comparing the sizes of their genitals.

[Josh-here]

LOL!! I sure don't have that problem (not that I would mind having it)
But being normal and average is fine with me.

Josh

[nuovonudo]

I am new to this forum, but I said it before on other threads: Nudism is about living freely without the burden of clothes. It's not about people looking at & comparing the sizes of their genitals.

nude_kj, "ahlan wa sahlan!" good to have you on the forum! are there places in egypt to enjoy naturism???

while i agree that nudism isn't about comparing our bodies with other people's bodies, the fact is that most of us have a natural tendency to do just that. however, one of the liberating things about naturism/nudism is that once we see all those other naked people we begin to realize that we are far more normal than we thought. for example, i (like many guys) used to think i was under-endowed in the penis department, but seeing other men naked made me realize i was pretty much average.

(btw, i still suspect that the original post in this thread was bogus; either that or mikey got bored and dropped out of the forum.)

[Nudekj]

Hi Nuovonudo

Unfortunately public nudism is strictly outlawed in Egypt, & privately u r only permitted to be nude with 1st degree relatives. This is why I have to travel to Europe (Spain & France) to practice social nudism with my friends.

Regarding your comment. I agree with u. We tend to compare our bodies to those of others when we are in a social nudist setting. HOWEVER, I wouldn´t mind chatting up a person because his/her body (im)perfections, & I wouldn´t chun him/her away if they approached me.

[kev4109]

My first time at a nude beach I was worried about appearence, but ater your there for 5 minutes you don't think about it. I was more worried about guys looking at my wife then how big your penis is. Don't worry about and enjoy the freedom.

[nmnudem]

As another well-endowed nudist, trust me, all you'll get are compliments ;)

[fre2bnude]

while i agree that nudism isn't about comparing our bodies with other people's bodies, the fact is that most of us have a natural tendency to do just that. however, one of the liberating things about naturism/nudism is that once we see all those other naked people we begin to realize that we are far more normal than we thought. for example, i (like many guys) used to think i was under-endowed in the penis department, but seeing other men naked made me realize i was pretty much average.

(btw, i still suspect that the original post in this thread was bogus; either that or mikey got bored and dropped out of the forum.)

Fully agree with you on this one. Before becoming a nudist I always thought I was not very well endowed and was very conscious of that, but now I realise I'm average and feel a lot happier about my nude look.
I also believe that nudists do look and compare, it's natural to do so, but we are just more accepting and don't make an issue of it. Yes it would be nice to be a bit slimmer, fitter, better endowed, etc etc, and to have people look at you and think "WOW" but as it is I don't get a second glance and I'm quite happy as I am.

[NudeX]

Im not as large as the original poster of this forum but when I go to beaches people ignore it and when it is mentioned it is only cause my friends say that my brain is the smallest organ im my body (College student comedy, not the funniest).

[miracleman]

Yes.... thats well said! Its a 'basic' of nudism that we just dont care if someone is big...or small! You of course will notice what 'size; or shape someone is but then its like 'so what'. The same naturally for breast sizes....its all irrelevant to us as its the 'person' that matters...not the 'wrapping'! Enjoy your nude times with like minded members .

[JeepNude]

I have large testicles. Not that I ever think about it.. Once in a great while, I am asked if this or that is uncomfortable. I approach the question the same way I would any other question, with an answer. What's the difference if someone asked about any part of your body? Your nose, elbows, whatever? It is all skin, and attached to you, it is you.

There is no reason to believe that you are abnormal in any way. I just don't get it. And, I freely admit that I don't understand. So, in many ways, I am unqualified to comment. However, I am qualified to be an example, just like everyone else.

[1Ace]

If you seen one you seen them all, some are big and some are small...

[steve-o]

(btw, i still suspect that the original post in this thread was bogus; either that or mikey got bored and dropped out of the forum.)

I too suspected, er knew, that mikey's original post was bogus and inane. From my experience some people may take longer looks if it's a larger than average, which I never minded and always took as a compliment. But it's quite a ridiculous notion to even consider whether a larger penis in its flaccid state is going to be confused with an erection. Come on dude, get real.

[David77]

I don't like the term "naturally well-endowed". I consider this condition to be "naturally OVER-endowed". However since these persons had no choice in being born with far from the usual size male organ, other naturists should be accepting, and of any and all differences in the anatomy of everyone.

[Naturist Mark]

I know this seems a little weird, but I am concerned about my appearance. I would love to try social nudity, but the problem is that naturally I am extraordinarily good looking and I was wondering if other nudists would think I was too attractive or be jealous of me. It's a terrible burden. Thoughts?

(snark)

[steve-o]

Yes, I agree, that's a tough one. Worse yet, people could take your extreme good looks for being erect. I think it's best if you sit down and put a towel over your head until your good looks subside.

;)

[Journeyman]

This thread is quite funny - I mean, really, guys! - but Steve-O: in your avatar, unless you have photoshopped a baseball bat onto your groin then you are (1) showing yourself as erect facing south or (20) showing that indeed you do have an appendage that looks like a baseball bat. If the latter, well, good on ya.

I hope that you are not in pain, no matter what the case.

With all due respect,
J'man

[jayne]

This is rather a silly topic to be honest, a true naturist wouldn't worry about being too large or too small, if either case actually exists?! How can you be too large? if its natural then its not too anything surely?

Just out of interest, have you been sunburnt steve-o, i don't mean to be offensive and please let me know if i am, but you look rather pink, i hope its just a poor picture or not too sore!

jayne

(ps. just thought i'd check, am i allowed to post in here? i know its male issues, but is it an open forum for all?)

[Mike2Nude]

...Just out of interest, have you been sunburnt steve-o, i don't mean to be offensive and please let me know if i am, but you look rather pink, i hope its just a poor picture or not too sore!
jayne

(ps. just thought i'd check, am i allowed to post in here? i know its male issues, but is it an open forum for all?)

I thought the same thing, at first I thought my monitor was going bad and doing funny things with the color. At least I know it's not my monitor now.

[David77]

Your computer has a "zoom" feature. My computer zoom feature is reached thru the "pages" button at the top. If you zoom in on the "pink appendage", you will see that it is definitely done through the "paintbrushed" feature of the computer.

[David77]

Naturist Mark,
I assume that those eagle feathers that you are wearing are legal. The bald eagle went off the endangered species list on June 28, 2007. Never-the-less, the Audobon Society is still watching you in relation to the birdies. I assume that you just happened to find a dead eagle on your porch and plucked its feathers out and stuck them in your hat.

Eagles,
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2007/06/070628-bald-eagles.html

Sorry Mark, I zoomed your avatar and it looks like you have a wig with curles instead of feathers.
Your face is clear but your garb is puzzling and I can't tell what country it represents but they would trap fur animals instead of eagles.

[steve-o]

I'm OK, thanks :)
no painting here. I was blurring it a little in order to um, hide it somewhat (because of a comment someone made to me about it earlier that I won't go into). not sure if that made the color shift.

[fredm74]

Steve-O, don't sweat it. I don't think the "blur" is necessary. Journeyman's baseball bat comment was funny by the way......lol

-Fred

[steve-o]

Thanks. I guess I didn't understand if it was a mean jab or a compliment.

[Naturist Mark]

Naturist Mark,
I assume that those eagle feathers that you are wearing are legal. The bald eagle went off the endangered species list on June 28, 2007. Never-the-less, the Audobon Society is still watching you in relation to the birdies. I assume that you just happened to find a dead eagle on your porch and plucked its feathers out and stuck them in your hat.

Eagles,
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2007/06/070628-bald-eagles.html

Sorry Mark, I zoomed your avatar and it looks like you have a wig with curles instead of feathers.
Your face is clear but your garb is puzzling and I can't tell what country it represents but they would trap fur animals instead of eagles.

Avast, me hearties! No feathers or fur (except "people" fur - I have lots of that!). I switched my avatar to one with pirate regalia for ITLAPD (http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html), and never got around to changing it back. In fact, I've developed a serious case of pirattidude ever since - Arrrrrrr!

-Mark

[David77]

Naturist Mark declares;
I switched my avatar to one with pirate regalia

Because of the daily news of the pirates off the coast of east Africa, maybe now is the time to switch to feathers. ;)

[Redtan]

penises ... can become erect due to cold,



As a Canadian, you should know better than that! Ever heard of 'shrinkage'? :D

[Boreas]

As a Canadian, you should know better than that! Ever heard of 'shrinkage'? :D

Gee, you and Joontiki are in the "warm" parts of Canada! :rolleyes: Come up here and find out about "shrinkage". :sneaky: It is currently about -18C :)

[Liam C]

Gee, you and Joontiki are in the "warm" parts of Canada! :rolleyes: Come up here and find out about "shrinkage". :sneaky: It is currently about -18C :)

My goodness! Are you there by choice? That is horrifying! :eek:

[Boreas]

My goodness! Are you there by choice? That is horrifying! :eek:

LOL. I am here by choice and actually it is lovely.....with warm clothes! Thank goodness for polar fleece and warm boots etc!

[Triker]

This is rather a silly topic to be honest, a true naturist wouldn't worry about being too large or too small, if either case actually exists?! How can you be too large? if its natural then its not too anything surely?

Just out of interest, have you been sunburnt steve-o, i don't mean to be offensive and please let me know if i am, but you look rather pink, i hope its just a poor picture or not too sore!

jayne

(ps. just thought i'd check, am i allowed to post in here? i know its male issues, but is it an open forum for all?)

Jayne, you can post anytime and anywhere, you want to. :) May I add, that was a very insightful point.