BarBQ Tips

[hw]

Please wear an apron while barbequeing. nudeM almost had "Hot Roasted Peanuts" the other day. The fire was extra hot and some of the drippings popped on him.
Does anyone have any good recipes for meat marinade? Someone once told me he always soaked his hot dogs in cider. /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[hw]

Please wear an apron while barbequeing. nudeM almost had "Hot Roasted Peanuts" the other day. The fire was extra hot and some of the drippings popped on him.
Does anyone have any good recipes for meat marinade? Someone once told me he always soaked his hot dogs in cider. /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[Snoboy]

Soaking his wiener in cider won't prevent serious burns. /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif Yes, I think a nice apron is wise when cooking over an open fire. Nothing worse than chest nuts roasting over an open fire...or was that Chester's? Oh well, be careful. /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[hw]

Snoboy, I know soaking his weiner in cider won't prevent burns.....but can it lead to sticky buns? /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[missouriboy]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by hw:
...Someone once told me he always soaked his hot dogs in cider. /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Are you sure he was saying "dogs," plural? /infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

[hw]

Missouriboy....Are you an English teacher? Just wondering.**********************As for hot dogs vs. hot dog, sometimes I get inturrupted by a hyper-active 4 year old.****************
Let's just say wiener. *********************
Someone told me he soaked his wiener in cider...now doesn't that make you feel better? Me too! /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[bigbird]

At least a pair of shorts and a t-shirt are necessary when frying or barbequing.

I've dropped a piece of cutlet in too fast before and well...

*looks down*

*shivers*

I don't want to talk about it.

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[hw]

"Bigbird, do you write plays"? she asks, as she ponders her next question. /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[bigbird]

No, but how else do you denote action over the medium?

[gamblefish]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by hw:
Someone told me he soaked his wiener in cider...now doesn't that make you feel better? Me too! /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Yeah, but, who holds the glass?? /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

[hw]

Bigbird, Imagination! /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif ************************************************
gamblefish.....the glass should be firmly held between the thighs, this not only prevents spills, it is also a wonderful birth-control method. /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[wannabenaked2001]

"in cider"?????

OH! now I get it! LOL /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[hw]

Wannbenaked 2001, Finally someone got it! I'm really surprised that gamblefish didn't pick up on that one. The one about the sticky buns too!!!!! Just wait'll Suntied logs on! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[gamblefish]

OMG.........NOW I get it!!!!!!!!

I am soooooooooooo slow...forgot to take my medication...where is that durned bottle...oh, there it is...MGD...pfssst...Boy Howdy!!!

[hw]

Gamblefish, check the pm. Not to be confused with bm on another topic. /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[missouriboy]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by hw:
Missouriboy....Are you an English teacher? Just wondering.**********************As for hot dogs vs. hot dog...
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Naw, not a teacher. I was just referring to the fact that a guy has only "one," not to any English usage... because I knew what "in cider" meant the first time I saw it. It was you who used all the winkies! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Someone told me he soaked his wiener in cider...now doesn't that make you feel better? Me too! /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Naw, it only makes me feel better when I soak my own... ooooops, never mind! Oh, well, I'm happy to hear it makes you ladies feel better, too! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[hw]

OK Missouriboy,
Obviously you never heard of the man who had five penises?(sp) His pants fit like a glove! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[gamblefish]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL infinity.

[missouriboy]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by hw:
OK Missouriboy,
Obviously you never heard of the man who had five penises?(sp) His pants fit like a glove! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>YES, by Golly, I HAD heard that one. GREAT JOKE!!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

I actually heard Buddy Hackett tell that one on the Tonight Show! /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[hw]

Missouriboy Buddy Whackett, Now that's a name I haven't heard in awhile. Is he still around? So many of the good ones have passed on and I can't seem to keep track.
Good Day. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[missouriboy]

Seems to me that Buddy has passed on, but I'm not really certain.

Another crack I remember was on the occasion of his 65th birthday when someone asked him what it was like to hit middle age. He said, "Middle Age? Who do you know that's 130?"

[hw]

One liners are great huh? I've heard it's all in the timing. Buddy really could get going on his comedy. There are quite a few still around. Steve Martin, more subtle. Robin Williams, out there. Some are just better than others.
Have a good day. /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[Nude in the North]

I fry bacon and do all sorts of cooking nude. Even the BBQ Grill has "seen" my toasted bunns.

The key is to keep the heat down so the bacon doesn't spatter.

Steve

[nudeM]

I do not bareque with propane. I use the old fashion, charcol. The last time I barbequed, I used a different type, mesquite. This type of charcol "pops". It was the first time that the charcol was more dangerous than the food was at popping. I did get a very close call. Too close for comfort.

Even while frying bacon at a low temperature, there are some spots that pop at times. You are correct, that frying bacon at a low heat will greatly reduce "splattering", but it still happens, just not as much.

[hw]

nudeM may not use propane, but he does bbq with GAS.....methane that is!!!!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif