Another Penis Poll

[Naturist Mark]

Its the number one topic this week, last week, every week. MY PENIS. Well, not actually my penis, but each of you all's penis -even you ladies, because on the internet everyone can have a penis!

[Naturist Mark]

Its the number one topic this week, last week, every week. MY PENIS. Well, not actually my penis, but each of you all's penis -even you ladies, because on the internet everyone can have a penis!

[Outlaw]

I voted. Where did you get that kind of answers? it sems impossible to give correct answers to some of those questions. Or am I looking for serious answers when ther e are none?

Mike

[namedun]

I didn't know we could be more rediculous here. Honestly guys, this is supposed to be about nudism, what you've got going on here is some sort of playful, sexual, late night "showcase/bravo channel" type of conversations happening now. Yes we like being naked, but that doesn't mean that this is a place to obsess one's self with the body parts.

Namedun /infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

[NakedGary]

Now do you Women feel left OUT! ?

Get back at them with these comments:

What not to say to a naked guy
[From a womens view]

1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why don't we just cuddle?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
6. It's more fun to look at.
7. Make it dance.
8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
9. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
10. It looks like a night crawler.
11. Wow, and your feet are so big.
12. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger.
13. It's ok, we'll work around it.
14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
17. Oh no, a flash headache.
18. (giggle and point)
19. Can I be honest with you?
20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
21. Let me go get my tweezers.
22. How sweet, you brought incense.
23. This explains your car.
24. You must be a growing boy.
25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
27. Are you one of those pygmies?
28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
29. Every heard of clearasil?
30. All right, a treasure hunt!
31. I didn't know they came that small.
32. Why is God punishing you?
33. At least this won't take long.
34. I never saw one like that before.
35. What do you call this?
36. But it still works, right?
37. ####, I hate baby-sitting.
38. It looks so unused.
39. Do you take steroids?
40. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
41. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
42. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
43. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
44. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
45. Aww, it's hiding.
46. Are you cold?
47. If you get me real drunk first.
48. Is that an optical illusion?
49. What is that?
50. I'll go get the ketchup for your french fry.
51. Were you neutered?
52. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
53. Does it come with an air pump?
54. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
55. Where are the puppet strings?
56. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
57. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.
58. Never mind, why bother.
59. Is that a second belly button?
60. Where's the rest of it?

NakedGary

[hw]

Mark...ROFLMAO! That is the Best Poll I've seen in a long time! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Gary that is quite an impressive list you have there....also ROFLMAO! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[NakedGary]

HW

LOL...Because the Gals were left out of the penis poll I Did ten comments per inch of what not to say to a naked man, just so it wouldn't be any longer! [Just kidding] R.O.F.L.M.A.O.

NakedGary

[barelybob]

I find this to be a fine tribute to the obsessions some wannabe naturists seem to have. /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[nunne]

Most polls break the results down so that it comes out to 100%. This one varies up to 150% to 160%. Does this say something about the way we men exagerate qualities regarding our thinking heads? I like the list, Garynaked, 'cause it might help to make us a little more humble. Fortunately, women know how fragile our egos are, and have this quality caled "sensitivity", which is a foreign concept to most of us males.
I would say ROLFMAO, too, but I don't know what it means.

[Naturist Mark]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by namedun:
Yes we like being naked, but that doesn't mean that this is a place to obsess one's self with the body parts. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Aha! Someone has decoded the sinister subtext of the poll!

Btw, did anyone detect the gratuituous product placement?

Sure, the poll is a pathetic attempt of sophomoric humor, but it seemed better than complaining about the phallo-centric obsessions of so many posts. It's all been pretty much said and left unsettled. Except for the recent addition of 'penis racing stripes' (and boy did that turn bizarre), it is all rehashing of the same old stuff. It's like gazing into your navel, only lower.

Youngsters, new nudists, and curious "considering it' nudists have legitimate questions and fears that need to be addressed. If they are male 'My Penis' is probably in the top 5 of their list of concerns, ranked just above the other 4. Its all been thoroughly discussed before, but of course a newbie isn't going to read through the archives, and few people utilize the search function.

Perhaps a forum FAQ can address the most obvious of recurring questions and point new readers to the existing threads discussing them.

I plan to leave this poll up for 1 week. Then it can disappear into greatful oblivion. Have fun, be polite and remember; if God didn't have a sense of humor, he wouldn't have created penises.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Elephant to the Nudist:
It sure is cute, but how can you breathe through it? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>-Mark

[Stevedaoust]

This poll is like a fine, expensive wine. A suttle hint of Scarchasim with an over whelming taste of Ok guys, enough, with a lasting taste of Ok, guys enough....clever

Steve

[TXK NUDE]

O thank God! I just did the poll, and most of my votes were the same as everyone elses! I thought mine might be too small or too large! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Jochanaan]

Not bad. But the first question should have had one more choice:

*Dying from lack of attention. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[greensunshine]

For once, I actually answered questions that no one could botch, even if they tried to cheat...it was impossible even for a poll designed for you guys, and we females could actually give answers to with tounge in cheakiness...

Oh, and NakedGary, thank you for you wonderful answers...it is so rare, one can read something so off the wall and have a desire to go back and want to read it over and over again even after we have forwarded your answers and others onto our friends hundreds of times...

Greensunshine in the Pacific NW /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif
Female, Mormon, and Proud of Both /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[Craignude]

Hey folks, Most guys have one so what is the big deal? I mean if your Penis is the "Main thing" then what are you really? I am surprised that talking about what is between your legs is so important to you. I just don't get it and really don't want it. Get a life there is more to it than what is between your legs.

Craig

[Nude in the North]

Does it mean I'm Penis obsessed if I chose Every Answer to Every Question??

This is the Funniest thing I have read all day. But it's only 8 am. There's still hope.

Steve

[greensunshine]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by NakedGary:
Now do you Women feel left OUT! ?

Get back at them with these comments:

What not to say to a naked guy
[From a womens view]

1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why don't we just cuddle?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
6. It's more fun to look at.
7. Make it dance.
8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
9. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
10. It looks like a night crawler.
11. Wow, and your feet are so big.
12. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger.
13. It's ok, we'll work around it.
14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
17. Oh no, a flash headache.
18. (giggle and point)
19. Can I be honest with you?
20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
21. Let me go get my tweezers.
22. How sweet, you brought incense.
23. This explains your car.
24. You must be a growing boy.
25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
27. Are you one of those pygmies?
28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
29. Every heard of clearasil?
30. All right, a treasure hunt!
31. I didn't know they came that small.
32. Why is God punishing you?
33. At least this won't take long.
34. I never saw one like that before.
35. What do you call this?
36. But it still works, right?
37. ####, I hate baby-sitting.
38. It looks so unused.
39. Do you take steroids?
40. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
41. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
42. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
43. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
44. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
45. Aww, it's hiding.
46. Are you cold?
47. If you get me real drunk first.
48. Is that an optical illusion?
49. What is that?
50. I'll go get the ketchup for your french fry.
51. Were you neutered?
52. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
53. Does it come with an air pump?
54. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
55. Where are the puppet strings?
56. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
57. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.
58. Never mind, why bother.
59. Is that a second belly button?
60. Where's the rest of it?

NakedGary <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>61. Mind if we take a before and after pictures of it, before you have surgery? This especially is appropriate for guys who need an extra inch or two /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Greensunshine in the Pacific NW /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif
Female, Mormon, and Proud of Both /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif