Happy Birthday Gamblefish

[hw]

In honor of Gamblefish... (who seems to be a little blue in the gills lately)...I would like to "fish" him a very Crappie Hatch day. (Happy Birthday). /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif Let's give him our "stamp" of approval, 2 fins up! Let's not go "postal" over this...this is a Pun post. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
So everyone take out your Stanley Power Tool and toss him a line. Remember, he is the master of one liners and a little s(t)inker to boot, so let's bait him! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
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Roe, Roe, Roe your boat...
Gently down the stream....
Hit the fishy with an oar...
You might hear him scream!
(Is that an ear-piercing scream I hear or does it just raise your eye-brows)? /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif lol /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[hw]

In honor of Gamblefish... (who seems to be a little blue in the gills lately)...I would like to "fish" him a very Crappie Hatch day. (Happy Birthday). /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif Let's give him our "stamp" of approval, 2 fins up! Let's not go "postal" over this...this is a Pun post. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
So everyone take out your Stanley Power Tool and toss him a line. Remember, he is the master of one liners and a little s(t)inker to boot, so let's bait him! /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
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Roe, Roe, Roe your boat...
Gently down the stream....
Hit the fishy with an oar...
You might hear him scream!
(Is that an ear-piercing scream I hear or does it just raise your eye-brows)? /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif lol /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[missouriboy]

ROTFLMAO /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Happy B'day gf. Don't take any wooden hooks! /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[shãybare]

apy bd, gf. can't wait til you cut the cat, imean cake.

Forever Nude,
Shaybare /infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

[fred950]

Happy birthday GF....Herrrre kittykittykitty.

[Naturist Mark]

A birthday gift to GF from Tweety
http://members.aol.com/naturistmark/dontask.jpg

[gamblefish]

Why, tank you hw...you shouldn't have...I am soooooooooo em-bare-assed...

OK, is my face red? I guess it's better than blue gills...or blue nads.

I like the poem hw...but the only scream you're gonna hear from me is when I run out of bullets.

Tanks missouriboy, when I say your name, I pronounce it miss-soury-boi, is that correct?

Tanks shaybare, please pass me a piece of cat. Hey, you wanna know another reason to hate cats? Cats are too wimpy to go to the bathroom outside.

Tanks fred950...see above.

And tanks naturistmark1 and tweety...a picture is worth a thousand dead cats. I think I'll add that one to the gallery.


Y'all have brought a tear to my eye, and now I can't see the keybored vreuryrlj wielno.......

[gamblefish]

This is what me and the wife did today for my birthday...

http://home.neo.rr.com/gamblefish/catcar.jpg

[stevenf64]

sorry im late happy birthday gf

[barelybob]

Killer sends his best wishes for a speedy recovery. Happy Birthday Suit Day! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[nudeM]

Happy "belated" birthday gamblefish. I see you like cats. I see your new invention on how to make your own speed bumps. Hope you had a great day.

Hooray for gamblefish,
Hooray at last,
He's a big ole
Horses' a-s.

Sorry, couldn't resist. Happy BD /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[gamblefish]

Tanks stevenf64, better to be late than a dead cat...

Tanks barelybob, my stitches should be coming out soon. Send killer my love...he's the bestest little kitty bass turd!!

Tanks nudeM...great poem, but shouldn't that be "fish's a-s"?

[nudeM]

Could have been fish a-s, butt I knew how much you like water in your diet, so I thought I would add something that wasn't water proof.

[Suntied]

I'm always late, so don't think your special, but happy hatch day... see I know where you come from. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Which comes first the fish or the egg? /infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

Hee Haw
/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif Suntied /infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

[gamblefish]

Why, thank you Suntied. I understand why you're late, what with your runs and all.

BTW I'll tell ya which comes first...the minnow up your a*s!!!

[wifdog]

Hey Fish dude
You know me Im always a day or week late and a buck or two short also... ok enough of the nice stuff get busy on the Jeep... I already told you happy birthday you old fart, well is it done yet

[gamblefish]

Thanks wif-doggie-dog!!

You always were a day late and a dollar short...

And a few peas short of a pod...

And a few fries short of a happy meal...

And suffering from Clue Deficit Disorder...

But anyway, welcome to the loony bin, the booby hatch, and the freeekin' forums. Soooooooo glad you're a dog. Don't you hate cats? I bet you chase cats all day long.

Did you hear about little Johnny? Little Johnny had a cat. One day, he missed school because his cat got hit by my car. The teacher asked little Johnny, "Why did you miss school yesterday, Johnny?". Johnny answered, "Because a car driven by a fish came tearing down my street and hit my cat!! Hit my cat right in the a*s!!" The teacher looked disapprovingly at Johnny and said, "Rectum, Johnny, we say rectum...". "Rectum!", said Johnny, "Yeah, it damn near KILLED 'IM!!". Oh, I love that one. Except that that stupid cat lived...I hate cats.

Anyway, welcome and tanks, wif-doggie-dog...tanks a bunch!! /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif Hey, are you a dog-fish, per chance??

[hw]

Um, Gamblefish, I thought you hated cats. But in your last post you said the kitty "P" word! /infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif Never use the phrase "per chance", it sounds like you are saying Purrrrrrrrrrr! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[HomeNudist]

Happy belated gf. Hope you had a BARELY good day. What? What? I can't here you!My gol durn glasses fell off again. Oh never mind I'll put in my hearing aid so I can sea where i'm tyupinmg! Yuk, yuk! See ya!