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    Hello everyone, my wife and I are going to our first nude resort in the near future, the Caliente Resort in Tampa, FL. Please do not think that I am crazy or dumb for asking this. This has nothing to do with sex or anything either. My penis is not small by any means, but it is not huge either. Do guys ever get jelous when a guy with a huge dong is seen by him and his wife or girlfriend? I mean, I trust my wife 100 percent, but this is totally new to me. Are there any other emotional reactions the first time?

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    Jealous of what?

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      We hardly notice the normal sized ones, and an abnormally large one is very unusual. I remember noting such a one at Fontane Bianche Beach one day. It's normally not nude, but it was turned into one by this one nude couple one afternoon in September or October (late in the season). He had a big penis, and she had very large breasts. It didn't take long before others of us striped or showed up and striped. It was a fun afternoon.

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        Gator

        I guess that you and your wife are going together to this resort for some fun. Both of you will see people in a way you don't normally see them. I am sure you don't expect your wife to be concerned about what you are going to feel when you see attractive girls. Your wife isn't expecting you to be concerned about how she will feel either. Your motives for going there with your wife are probably to be with her, doing new things you both might like, and to experience this together. I assume you are not going simply to oogle attractive females, and she is not going there to fall in love with another man. She already has, with you.

        If you happen to meet some unfortunate who's body can't help but attract unwanted attention, too bad for that other person. Treat them with respect, as your wife will also do. I am sure you both will have a great time.

        The one thing I have learned in my time in this world is that there is always someone bigger, smaller, shorter, taller, uglier, better looking, etc. etc. etc. then me. I found that when I really started to accept myself for who I really am, and not dwell on my so-called faults, I became less and less focused on those other people and also less concerned about my own 'flaws' too. It makes for a more fun life. I appreciate other people more. I like the variety.

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          Originally posted by Gator View Post
          Hello everyone, my wife and I are going to our first nude resort in the near future, the Caliente Resort in Tampa, FL. Please do not think that I am crazy or dumb for asking this. This has nothing to do with sex or anything either. My penis is not small by any means, but it is not huge either. Do guys ever get jelous when a guy with a huge dong is seen by him and his wife or girlfriend? I mean, I trust my wife 100 percent, but this is totally new to me. Are there any other emotional reactions the first time?

          Not the infamous Caliente Resort & Spa with their 33,000 sq. ft clubhouse, conversation pool and provocative parties!? Why a neophyte couple might well encounter Big-boobs McGee and her paramour Dash Riprock with his knee-banging appendage and boom...it would be all over.

          I think it best you start with Camp Minnehaha Nudist Park first and build up from there.

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          • #6
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            1. Caliente and Paradise Lakes have reputations as being meat markets. You and your wife might be more comfortable at Lake Como or Cypress Cove.

            2. The size range for the male member spans from a can of Lemon Pledge to a tube of Chapstick. Just be grateful if you are well away from both extremes.

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            • #7
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              It seems to me that penis size is more important to men than to women. Something is wrong with that picture......

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                Originally posted by Boreas View Post
                It seems to me that penis size is more important to men than to women. Something is wrong with that picture......
                You are right. Besides, guys can always maintain that they are chilled!!!

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                  Originally posted by Mosquito_Bait View Post
                  The size range for the male member spans from a can of Lemon Pledge to a tube of Chapstick.
                  I love it! I might use this quote myself.

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                    No wonder you are new to nudism. Otherwise you woudnŽt be postin this. The forum gave you a lot of straght-tošthešpoint answers and you donŽt need another one.
                    But only one thing: if you and your wife go to a nude resort, you will notice that penis size, like foot size, hand size, or nose size, are more or less the same in most people, Those wiith very large penises, or hands, or feet, or noses, are rare, as are those with very small ones.
                    I myself belong to the latter set. IŽm a higher than avereage man in heigh ( six feet, five inches), with a penis that is very small compared to the rest of the body. Even so, believe me, I have seen more men with penises similar to mine in size, than to porn stars with out of this world penises.

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                    • #11
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                      I really don't understand the preoccupation with the size of a penis; mine looks good on me and that's enough, I don't care what anyone else thinks.

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                        I put together a graphic regarding the size range spanning from a can of Lemon Pledge to a tube of Chapstick. I hope that doesn't get this thread closed.
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                        I have anecdotal evidence that the man with the tube of Chapstick leads a happier life. A close friend of mine during grade school was at the Chapstick end of the spectrum. He has been married to the same woman for about 30 years, has raised a wonderful daughter, has many friends, and has done well in his career. There was another fellow we knew who was at the can of Lemon Pledge end of the spectrum. He stole and wrecked a car while still in high school. I don't know what happened to him after that, but I doubt he has been having a very pleasant adulthood. He had behavioral issues that were probably the result of the same hormones that were responsible for his outsized manhood.

                        My Chapstick friend was one year older than me though we were in the same grade. I looked up to him. In sixth grade, I was convinced that his penis was normal size and mine was freakishly large. We knew that in seventh grade we would have to take group showers during gym class. I had horrible anxieties about this. I fully expected to be teased about my freakishly large penis. When the moment of truth arrived, I was stunned to learn that I was about average. That experience cured me from ever again being concerned about penis size.

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                        • #13
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                          What did the elephant say to the nudist?
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                          "Well, it certainly is cute ... but how can you breathe through it?"

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                            Moral: to the elephant we are all chapsticks with a breathing problem.

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                              Originally posted by Mosquito_Bait View Post
                              I put together a graphic regarding the size range spanning from a can of Lemon Pledge to a tube of Chapstick. I hope that doesn't get this thread closed.
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                              I have anecdotal evidence that the man with the tube of Chapstick leads a happier life. A close friend of mine during grade school was at the Chapstick end of the spectrum. He has been married to the same woman for about 30 years, has raised a wonderful daughter, has many friends, and has done well in his career. There was another fellow we knew who was at the can of Lemon Pledge end of the spectrum. He stole and wrecked a car while still in high school. I don't know what happened to him after that, but I doubt he has been having a very pleasant adulthood. He had behavioral issues that were probably the result of the same hormones that were responsible for his outsized manhood.

                              My Chapstick friend was one year older than me though we were in the same grade. I looked up to him. In sixth grade, I was convinced that his penis was normal size and mine was freakishly large. We knew that in seventh grade we would have to take group showers during gym class. I had horrible anxieties about this. I fully expected to be teased about my freakishly large penis. When the moment of truth arrived, I was stunned to learn that I was about average. That experience cured me from ever again being concerned about penis size.

                              I guess it was only a matter of time that actor Jonah Falcon- and that term has to be applied most liberally- would invade nudist forums. The photo of the grinning fellow with the 9.5 inch penis (estimated maximum) is a famous albeit unemployed 41 year-old New Yorker who incredibly has built a reputation upon a wildly unsubstantiated legend of having a 13.5 inch organ and a 1996 HBO movie titled: Private Dicks. That particular picture was taken some 15 years ago in the bedroom of his mother's apartment, a place he sadly still calls home. Jonah pops up on an infrequent basis on satellite radio, usually as a human punching bag for the quick-witted Howard Stern, though he has parlayed his erection-in-spandex act overseas where he appeared on Dutch television. Unfortunately neither Jonah nor his organ did well particularly in that guest appearance. The stress of bright stage lights, a formidable multi-lingual comedic TV host and a live European studio audience brought forth the fight-or-flight reflex in Jonah to the point where he could only muster about 5" despite a frantic attempt using the ancient Ninja art of covert mental masturbation.

                              But if you become curious, you can use a search engine to find the Best of Jonah Falcon over the past decade-and-a-half. The videos are priceless in their own way, snippets of Jonah that are immortalized alongside Tiny Tim singing Tiptoe Through The Tulips and Geraldo Riviera discovering Al Capone's safe.

                              May we discuss the merits of Club Orient and Cap d' Agde now?

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