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  • Re: Change one letter

    Originally posted by WiiDoit View Post
    I HEAR what you are saying. Wearing bear gear would be out of the question in this HEAT.
    To keep a bear from chewing on your SEAT a good pepper spray can't be BEAT.

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    • Re: Change one letter

      Originally posted by ohjay26 View Post
      To keep a bear from chewing on your SEAT a good pepper spray can't be BEAT.
      Some bears appreciate pepper spray as a fine seasoning to enhance the flavor of your hinder MEAT.

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      • Re: Change one letter

        Originally posted by Naturist Mark View Post
        Some bears appreciate pepper spray as a fine seasoning to enhance the flavor of your hinder MEAT.
        Getting that bear to perform on stage would be a NEAT FEAT.

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        • Re: Change one letter

          Originally posted by ohjay26 View Post
          Getting that bear to perform on stage would be a NEAT FEAT.
          What would you like to see him do, a tap dance with his FEET? I'm sure he could do that if he FELT like it.

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          • Re: Change one letter

            Originally posted by WiiDoit View Post
            What would you like to see him do, a tap dance with his FEET? I'm sure he could do that if he FELT like it.
            If he knew the words he could BELT out a song.

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            • Re: Change one letter

              Originally posted by ohjay26 View Post
              If he knew the words he could BELT out a song.
              A dancing bear is more likely to BOLT from the stage like a frightened COLT, than to break out in song.

              But he might stick around for brunch, unless he smells e. COLI on the food. In which case he'll pass on the food and just drink a COLA - most likely COCA cola - the favorite of bears, black, brown or polar. All part of living La Vida LOCA - ursine style.

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              • Re: Change one letter

                Naturist Mark, You have a LOCK on this thread.

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                • Re: Change one letter

                  Originally posted by Kouak View Post
                  Naturist Mark, You have a LOCK on this thread.
                  I didn't have to go into HOCK to buy some BOCK beer.

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                  • Re: Change one letter

                    Originally posted by ohjay26 View Post
                    I didn't have to go into HOCK to buy some BOCK beer.
                    Wii don't have a BUCK to buy bock beer. Can Wii have some of yours?

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                    • Re: Change one letter

                      Originally posted by WiiDoit View Post
                      Wii don't have a BUCK to buy bock beer. Can Wii have some of yours?
                      Good LUCK with that!

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                      • Re: Change one letter

                        I forgot to DUCK when I went into the cellar, hit my head, and said that bad word that everyone thinks is uck!

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                        • Re: Change one letter

                          Originally posted by eagle59 View Post
                          I forgot to DUCK when I went into the cellar, hit my head, and said that bad word that everyone thinks is uck!
                          Go see the law firm of Nip & TUCK & MUCK & Mire, to collect for damages.

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                          • Re: Change one letter

                            Originally posted by ohjay26 View Post
                            Go see the law firm of Nip & TUCK & MUCK & Mire, to collect for damages.
                            Oh, come on don't MOCK him. I bet it felt like getting hit by a MACK truck.

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                            • Re: Change one letter

                              Originally posted by WiiDoit View Post
                              Oh, come on don't MOCK him. I bet it felt like getting hit by a MACK truck.
                              I guess there's a LACK of evidence to BACK up his story.

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                              • Re: Change one letter

                                Didn't BACH write a symphony about that?

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