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    They're so naturist.....

    ... they sleep without bed linen.

    They're so anti-naturist....

    ... they put pants on the dog.

    Work in progress.... suggestions?

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    They're so naturist.....

    ... they sleep without bed linen.

    They're so anti-naturist....

    ... they put pants on the dog.

    Work in progress.... suggestions?

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    • #3
      anti-naturist: are they the ones that put a bra on ther car?

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      • #4
        Good heavens, I thought that this topic was about bringing that whole... "X-treme" trend to nudism. You know what I mean: the overdone clichés and whatnot about being tough and ever-so-super-cool and wearing a lot of black. That is something I hope that stays dead and buried.

        To get back on topic:

        They're so naturist... that they even adopted those hairless cats to keep as pets around the house.

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        • #5
          They're so naturist--

          -They've stripped the tiles off their roof, because they believe that covering up a house promotes "house shame"
          -They've torn the carpet out, because they don't believe in "concrete floor shame"
          -They've been nominated for the show "What Not to NOT Wear"

          They're so prudish--

          -They've renamed cigarette butts "cigarette posteriors"
          -They've put a pair of shorts over their car's exhaust pipe
          -They've paid their obstetrician to put clothes on their unborn child via surgery
          -They wear sunglasses nonstop to avoid seeing with the "naked eye"

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          • #6
            They're so anti-naturist they drape bed linens on priceless works of nude sculptures depicting the beauty of Gods work in the halls of justice founded on "one nation under god".

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            • #7
              quote:
              Originally posted by Raized_By_She-Wolf:
              ...They're so prudish--

              -they've put an auto-censor that probably thinks "massage" refers in part to a cigarette's posterior.

              [Edit: Hey, it got through! Unlike a previous reference to *****ly pear cactus.]

              [Re-edit: Or that one. ]
              quote:
              -They've put a pair of shorts over their car's exhaust pipe

              How could they put a pair of shorts over one pipe? Wait. Never mind.

              Those are seriously funny, RBSW.

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              • #8
                Dual exhaust, of course!

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                • #9
                  Textiles are involved in a massive coverup.

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                  • #10
                    How can they all be involved in a massive coverup when they're not all particularly massive?

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