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[ohioriver]

If you want a PEAR, step to the REAR.

Do I hear a ROAR?

[ohjay26]

Do I hear a ROAR?

I didn't know that a wild BOAR could roar.

[eagle59]

thank goodness I'm on a BOAT, boars can't swim!

[arkel]

thank goodness I'm on a BOAT, boars can't swim!

alligators can so dont put your boat in a MOAT

[ohjay26]

alligators can so dont put your boat in a MOAT

Make sure that your GOAT doesn't go near the moat.

[Kouak]

If the 'gator is after you and the GOAT, isn't having it near the moat the GOAL.

[ohjay26]

If the 'gator is after you and the GOAT, isn't having it near the moat the GOAL.

Not really my goal, but I want to make sure he's not getting the FOAL.

[ohioriver]

Not really my goal, but I want to make sure he's not getting the FOAL.

Don't be a FOOL

[WiiDoit]

Don't be a FOOL

A 'gator trap would be the TOOL to use to take care of him, if you TOOK it to the moat to set.

[eagle59]

or you could use a real big HOOK