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04-26-2003, 11:09 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: massachussetts
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I work for a man who is not very computer smart. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img]
A while back he was given a list, which i have added to. keep in mind we live up north.
See if you all have any to add. Yes you can use the same words over and over again. ' [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img]
AND yes you can have the voices help you. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]
Log On making the wood stove hot
Log Off too much wood on fire
Monitor keep'n an eye on the wood stove
Down Load gitten the farwood off'm the truck
Mega hertz when yer not keerfull gitten the farwood
Floppy Disc whatcha git from tryin to tote to much farwood
Ram that thar thang what splits the farwood
Hard drive gitten home in the winter time
Windows whut ta shut when its cold outsid
Screen whut ta shut when its black fly season
Byte whut dem dang flys do
Chip munchies fer the TV
Micro chip whuts in the bottom of the munchie bag
Modem whatcha do to the hay fields
Dot Matrix old Dan Matrixs wife
Lap Top whar the kitty sleeps
Mouse what eats the grain in the barn
Mouse pad thats hippie talk fer where the mouse lives
More later lets see what you can come up with [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img]
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04-26-2003, 11:09 AM
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Bronze Member
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: massachussetts
Posts: 263
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I work for a man who is not very computer smart. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img]
A while back he was given a list, which i have added to. keep in mind we live up north.
See if you all have any to add. Yes you can use the same words over and over again. ' [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img]
AND yes you can have the voices help you. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]
Log On making the wood stove hot
Log Off too much wood on fire
Monitor keep'n an eye on the wood stove
Down Load gitten the farwood off'm the truck
Mega hertz when yer not keerfull gitten the farwood
Floppy Disc whatcha git from tryin to tote to much farwood
Ram that thar thang what splits the farwood
Hard drive gitten home in the winter time
Windows whut ta shut when its cold outsid
Screen whut ta shut when its black fly season
Byte whut dem dang flys do
Chip munchies fer the TV
Micro chip whuts in the bottom of the munchie bag
Modem whatcha do to the hay fields
Dot Matrix old Dan Matrixs wife
Lap Top whar the kitty sleeps
Mouse what eats the grain in the barn
Mouse pad thats hippie talk fer where the mouse lives
More later lets see what you can come up with [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img]
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04-26-2003, 11:57 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: California
Posts: 1,831
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Well Stevenf64....
My grandchildren have downloaded in their diapers. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img]
My mouse gets stuck in the trap. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
My back has a floppy disc so I don't get around so good. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img]
And yes, the voices helped me. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]
BTW....How do you know when a blonde has been at the computer? White out on the screen! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] lol
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I'm not crazy, but the voices say otherwise. hw
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04-26-2003, 02:00 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Canton, Ohio
Posts: 818
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cd burner: what you use on a cat named "cd"...
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I'm a believer
I ain't no deceiver
Mountains move before my eyes.
Destiny planned out
I don't need no handout
Speculation of the wise...~Osbourne
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04-26-2003, 02:19 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: California
Posts: 1,831
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Gamblefish....you need to watch a Garfield Christmas.....in it grandma talks about wood-burning cats.....speaking of cats....why are so obsessed with them? [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]
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Nuderstanding....Accepting.
I'm not crazy, but the voices say otherwise. hw
And remember.....if you lean too far left, you'll never be all right !!!
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04-27-2003, 05:59 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Canton, Ohio
Posts: 818
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It all started with That Darn Cat-Scan...
Oops, wrong thread again That's medical, not computerical.
Bootup: Another fun thing to do with cats.
Reboot: When you wanna do it again...
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I'm a believer
I ain't no deceiver
Mountains move before my eyes.
Destiny planned out
I don't need no handout
Speculation of the wise...~Osbourne
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04-27-2003, 06:45 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: California
Posts: 1,831
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Hey Gamblefish.....Do you have any cat links on your computer? Or are they just kitty paw prints? Need more coffee...brain must be with you this am. I think my cat ate my mouse...and I think my computer mouse is a male....that ball on the bottom keeps getting stuck....oops wrong thread again... [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
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Nuderstanding....Accepting.
I'm not crazy, but the voices say otherwise. hw
And remember.....if you lean too far left, you'll never be all right !!!
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04-27-2003, 09:21 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Canton, Ohio
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I have this one .
I think it's a picture of barelybob's cat that he so aptly named Killer...
Yet another reason to hate cats: They can flip you off...
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I'm a believer
I ain't no deceiver
Mountains move before my eyes.
Destiny planned out
I don't need no handout
Speculation of the wise...~Osbourne
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04-27-2003, 07:30 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: massachussetts
Posts: 263
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ok heres more
software.........dem dang plastic forks and knifes
port......fancy flatlander wine
mainframe......holds up the barn roof
keyboard.....whar you hang the dang truck keys
enter......notherner talk fer "C'Mon in y'all"
click.....whut you hear when ya **** yer gun
double click...when you **** the double barrel
Reboot....whut you have to do right before bedtime when you have to go to the outhouse
cache....what ya aint never got
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04-28-2003, 03:55 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2002
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Macintosh: them apples named after...Macintosh?
FireWire: What happens to the telephone wire when a nice bit of goissp is going around.
LCD: The cheap form of LSD. (Come on, have you seen those iTunes visuals?)
GUI: Description of this morning's breakfast.
Speech Recognition: When the husband does what his wife tells him.
Random Access Memory: "...and that time when you foolishly..."
Read Only Memory: "I've made up my mind, the decision is final!"
Browser: Interested shoppers with no money.
AirPort: Where the planes land.
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Naturists seem to be such comedians. Here is a special place opened by popular demand. This is where you can present iour skills as a comedian, nudist related or not. No off color jokes allowed.
